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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. GhostHaxStomp

    GhostHaxStomp I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    What happens when you hit a semi-corporeal energy being in the face with conceptualized forces?

    How many gods are used as avatars on this site again? I’m up for anything (as long as she’s cute).
     
  2. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    Walk on water in front of people and drink coca cola.
     
  3. Tank man

    Tank man Versed in the lewd.

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    Now I’m either a big snail or a moderately busty but otherwise unknown woman who’s got no powers.

    At least I’ve not got an unhealthy body?


    As far as my friends and family goes, well, it’d be very hard to explain. Though due to the ‘trauma’ associated with this sort of thing perhaps I’d get an automatic pass for the subject I’m doing in college?


    Funnily enough the only friend that I interact with much on QQ is a woman, so I’d probably ask her a lot about what to expect.


    You’ll have to tell me about the DC universe as of right now for me to make any judgement. But given the whole random woman with no powers (nor even batmanish ‘skills’) I don’t think that I’d do too well, I’d probably be a victim for a lower level villain.
     
  4. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    No. You're a moderately busty woman holding a big snail. All the time. You'll never be able to put that snail down because that snail is also you.
     
  5. Tank man

    Tank man Versed in the lewd.

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    Oh. I wonder what happens when/if it dies?
     
  6. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Wondering what happens when you die is something that has kept people up at night in a cold sweat for eons.
     
  7. Tank man

    Tank man Versed in the lewd.

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    Well, at least in the DC scenario I could go to heaven, or hell. Possibly break out of the latter.
     
  8. Random Omnipotent Being

    Random Omnipotent Being Living Plot Device

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    I try not to crush the universe by accident:eek:... or die to my own gravity and crush the universe anyways if I lack powers.
    I will also bemoan being too large to laze about on internet forums. If I keep powers in theme with my name I will spend most of my time living up to it! I'll start with everyone on QQ who screwed themselves over with a poorly thought out cyoa and go from there.
     
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  9. wayne82444

    wayne82444 Experienced.

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    The first thing I would do on waking up as my avatar is to panic at the fact that I can't breathe! A bit of stumbling around would let me find a mirror and notice I had been turned into a blank featureless mannequin without a mouth or a nose, explaining my lack of breathing ability. That said knowing why I couldn't breathe wouldn't change the problem, so I would continue panicking until I passed out from lack of air shortly afterwords. Unless someone were to find me and fix my breathing issue shortly after that I would suffocate to death.

    And now that finding this thread made me realize how much fridge horror there is in the default avatar I'm actually thinking of getting one. I know I still have an old avatar someone made me for an online game I used to play (A zombie survival game called Die2Nite), I can just use that if I find it.

    Edit: Found it and changed to it, the source is Zeke from Highschool of the Dead. Slightly altered to fit in with my "guild" from the game of course.
     
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  10. Random Omnipotent Being

    Random Omnipotent Being Living Plot Device

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    At least you can get off without making a new "milky way" ;)
     
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  11. ryuan

    ryuan The guy who can't write smut for shit

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    Enjoy being younger and not fat anymore.

    Then panic because I don't look like myself and nobody else will recognize me.
     
  12. infinitedevilmachine

    infinitedevilmachine I AM INFINITE Gone for Good

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    I take over Gotham and kill the Batman!
     
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  13. OverMaster

    OverMaster Well worn.

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    Not if I have something to say about it!
     
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  14. Mad Oracle

    Mad Oracle An Oracle Of Culture

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    I'm now a faun, who's not half bad looking.

    I'm surprisingly okay with this, I mean my parents won't recognize me but they'll know it's me. Friends might be a bit weirded out though, and I'm going to use my charm to get free shit and maybe play some music for my girlfriend.

    Cuz' that's how I roll.
     
  15. Enigmatic

    Enigmatic I will become the ultimate little sister!

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    I go off on a Neppy adventure, doing Neppy things, Nepping everyone, until I Nep the Nep away, and take a nap...Then I do it all over again!
     
  16. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    Throw a hurricane at the general location of the Daesh.
     
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  17. Lifelink

    Lifelink Every flavor in a poke-cup

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    I immediately begin to wonder how I'm going to live my life as a being capable of creating galaxies via blacksmithing. It's not like I can visit my friends and family anymore and all the comforts of modern life are now lost to me.
     
  18. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Seems like you'll have to... create galaxies by blacksmithing? Maybe you can magic up an internet connection somehow? Is that a specific character, or just a cool image?
     
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  19. Lifelink

    Lifelink Every flavor in a poke-cup

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    Just seems to be a cool image I found. The artist (or so they claim) says it creates universes so I guess I can be the one sending Truck-kun on people in order to isekai them to save the world.
     
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  20. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    See? Upside. You can also create the worlds that need saving and the danger that threatens them. All of creation is your toybox.
     
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  21. G.A. Kyoki

    G.A. Kyoki Randys irresponsible handler

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    I am now an emotionless killing machine that murders everything within a 2-mile radius at the command of the unconscious will of humanity and have also lost any semblance of hope of finding a better option.

    Fuck, uh...do my job?
     
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  22. Sirrocco

    Sirrocco Tiny but ambitious squid

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    Desperately seek a source of salt water, in the few minutes I have before my gills collapse. Probably fail. Probably die.

    edit: for the bonus event, if I've been summoned by Dr Manhattan as a fingertip-sized squid with tremendous self-confidence and possible telepathic/mind-control powers? Well, Dr Manhattan is *probably* keeping me alive by some means. Given that, I'll sit tight and find out what he wants before I do anything else. Getting on the bad side of the guy who is literally keeping me alive by will alone just seems like a poor choice.

    Also, this thread gets weirdly surreal on reread after a few people have changed their avatars.
     
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  23. chrnno

    chrnno Time Traveller

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    What I would want to do is immediately test the abilities that are now available to me. What I think I would actually do is panic and immediately fuck things up by being that powerful out of nowhere.
     
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  24. Vorian

    Vorian Versed in the lewd.

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    End of series FemNaruto/Naruko

    Hmm, real life ... short term, freak out a bit, try to figure out what's going on, use transformation to maintain my 'secret identity'.

    Fun times with the new body, clones, and transformation as soon as I'm more turned on than weirded out by the situation.

    Longer term ... negative emotion sense would eventually compel me to act if nothing else did.

    Probably try to stay below the radar as long as possible. Goal is to create a world where I'm not needed, not one that's dependent on me much less one I have to rule. If I do feel the need to go public or do anything flashy, I'll use Naruko form for that and follow Superman rules of engagement while in that persona, using transformed clones for more covert actions.

    Employ clones to hone my stealth and infiltration skills and learn as much as I can about everything. Start with mainly search and rescue operations in response to natural disasters and work my way up to more complex problems as I learn what I'm doing.





    In DC ... try to figure out what continuity I'm in, Rebirth I'd recognize as soon as I found information on Superman. Then the first thing on the agenda is to track down the Joker and eliminate him via Truth Seeking Balls - nothing less than total soul destruction will do for that one. Vandal Savage is probably second on that list.

    Then some serious level grinding to prepare for the big threats and see about spreading chakra to the less corrupt police forces and street level heroes. Probably set up an off-earth base as soon as I have the means for the purpose of clone-training more destructive jutsu and seal research.

    As for the big blue himself, no idea as I haven't the slightest clue what he's actually up to as of yet.
     
  25. Komrade Comrade

    Komrade Comrade Comrade

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    Be sad at the missed opportunity to become an overpowered protagonist. Also sad at the loss of thumbs. Enjoy new hat.

    Edit because of new avatar: (Old Avatar was the dog with a communist flag and hat.)
    Enjoy new body and superpowers. Nobody can stop me from NEETing it up! Maybe turn into a twitch thot.

    Find all the hot girls and turn them into lesbians. But, you know, online so I don't have to go anywhere.
     
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  26. kokuenDG

    kokuenDG Altera my Love~❤

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    Find a jacket. It's cold as fuck where I live right now.
     
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  27. GhostHaxStomp

    GhostHaxStomp I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    My (relatively) squishy boi could use a steed. You up for experiments involving ectoplasm and magic? Too many gods around...
     
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  28. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    You are good doggo. I rub belly :V
     
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  29. Komrade Comrade

    Komrade Comrade Comrade

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    Both of you turn into girls first. Then it's ok.

    I guess I can try to leverage my new hat into godlike power in a series of improbably favorable trade ups, seeing as the world has been hit with the transforming magic stick.
     
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  30. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    Well considering I'm bound up and horny, I try to find a sex partner before removing my bindings.