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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Does that really checkmate the athiests, or are you just trying to slide that in there too Satan?
     
  2. Protodermis

    Protodermis Dead inside

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    In this order:
    1. Play with myself.
    2. Panic a bit cause red eyes may look cool in anime, do not mix well with sunlight IRL.
    3. Panic a lot cause Rei is metaphysically unstable and I might die soon cause I need medicine which does not exist.
    4. Stop panicking cause this avatar is technically Armimesael and begin to wonder what kind of angelic bullshit I can get up to.
     
  3. Actually_Satan

    Actually_Satan Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    It's Actually Satan. The Actually is important. (you get a cookie if you get the reference)

    Damnit you saw through my plot! Now I'm gonna have to drag you into Hell my reality marble!
     
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  4. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    The abridged series that got me to bother watching Fate, and then left me disappointed because it wasn't half as good as the abridged series.
     
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  5. Actually_Satan

    Actually_Satan Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    Yeah, I didn't like FSN as much as the abridged, but I did like Fate Zero though. I also liked Fate Apocrypha due to a...certain character.

    And now I've began sinking so much time into FGO that I'm beginning to rethink my life choices
     
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  6. waffelmeister

    waffelmeister In the State of Denial

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    I guess I become breakfast.
     
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  7. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    I am now an evil spirit (it's the ahoge) while also holding a cock. Life is good all things considered.
     
  8. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    At least it's a cool looking waffle. You'd have that going for you.
     
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  9. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    "Hey babe, wanna see my rod?"
     
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  10. Limbo

    Limbo God knows I was just trolling, right?

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    Have fun being a Dark Eldar then become an assassin or something.

    Then fuck with this guy.
     
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  11. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    I wanna see it.
     
  12. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    Well what do you see! A girl in a bodysuit tighter than can be! Just leaves nothing to the imagination, why my friend if you come with me we can plaster your image across the nation! Become famous, a star! Just sign right here!
     
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  13. Raboto

    Raboto Getting sticky.

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    Run as fast as I can to Jasper and hopefully I won't get killed by hunters, wolves or bears.

    aha, a fellow seller of anomalies! Boy do I have a deal for you, just sign this paper here with your full name followed by your maiden name and date of birth, this will net you a personal visit to a man named Connor, very important fellow who's anomalous abilities have given him much sway in this world, just follow these security personal and they'll take you right to him!

    the SCP foundation is not responsible for any wrongdoing that befalls you, perceived or otherwise.
     
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  14. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    Why I'm mighty intrigued but sad to say there's just not enough room on this here paper for me to sign, so I'll give you a deal this pen right here will let you sign it! Never runs out of ink nor sprains your hand but careful now you might run out of blood cause it uses that but don't you worry your body should be used to it considering the vampire that drank out of your neck last night.

    But oh what can you do, the Connor fellow as you say is already on my VIP! He may be in a bit of a delay but I'm sure that he'll call me soon enough for those anomalies on yonder!

    Now I must be off a kid in Japan just got hit by a delivery truck and I want to try my hand at the Isekai show! Woah! Be sure to tune in to Channel Quasmi 280 at 5! PM! It's a nightly show!
     
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  15. Rhydion

    Rhydion Not too sore, are you?

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    Immediately go back to sleep. Revel in the fact that I can now sleep 20 hours a day without being called out on it.
     
  16. Lifelink

    Lifelink Every flavor in a poke-cup

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    I'm a time magic wielding demi-god of the god of time who decided they weren't overpowered enough and decided to make a deal with demons for more power. This is going to go swimmingly.
     
  17. Phen0m20

    Phen0m20 Not too sore, are you?

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  18. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Well, I'm glad I have gotten way better at dieting.

    I'll be keeping this body in excellent shape!:D

    Also, IDK, make lewd comments about snakes and sex.
     
  19. Sleight Of Hand

    Sleight Of Hand Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    I am now a short haired Samus, nothing has gone wrong
     
  20. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    You look like you really have to use the bathroom.
     
  21. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    What do you think? I have a brand new job!
     
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  22. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    An attractive succubus
     
  23. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    ...Be cute? Also possibly a god but mostly cute.
     
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  24. Garlandknight

    Garlandknight Happiest Arbites

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    I now have a job in Law Enforcement which most likely involves throwing grenades, smoke or otherwise, at rioters. Life is good.
     
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  25. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    Lust grenades plz.
     
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  26. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Pretty sure those don't exist.

    And if they did... heh... they'd have their own chapter in the Geneva Convention.
     
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  27. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    When you want to spice up a party but you don't want to hire strippers then use this fantastical new invention! This little sphere will release a GRADE A APH-RO-DI-SEE-AC! Get 'em all horny like a bunch of breed hungry rabbits! Also great for combating population issues!
     
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  28. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Is true. Nothing solves overpopulation quite like giving everyone AIDS.
     
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  29. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    That's why you need this anomaly!

    It's an amulet! Wear it for a bit and you'll feel so much better! Pass it around around the town and eventually everyone's fine! Dime! Just a thousand of them and you'll get it now! So what do you say?
     
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  30. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I say I'm gonna need to see the FDA trials on this one.

    Also... your business license...
     
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