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Mafia Quest

Discussion in 'Questing' started by Jemnite, Apr 7, 2013.

  1. Jemnite

    Jemnite Academic

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    [img width=600 height=424]http://i45.tinypic.com/10xdj5g.jpg[/img]

    Akemi Homura
    Condition: Severely Undersupplied
    Inventory:
    -Suit and attire
    -2 Uzis (10 clips remaining)
    -2 Desert Eagle Pistols (4 magazines left)
    -1 RPG (2 shots)
    -1 AK-47 (3 magazines remaining)
    -1 Beretta M9 pistol /w Silencer (3 magazines remaining)
    -2 packages of C4 explosives
    -1 TM-46 Anti-tank mine
    -1 package of chewing gum (8 sticks left)

    Tomoe Mami
    Condition: Fine Elegent
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    -Suit and attire
    -1 Type 99 Arisaka /w scope attached (6 cartridges remaining)
    -1 bottle of Green Tea

    Miki Sayaka
    Condition: Unknown

    Sakura Kyouko
    Condition: Unknown

    Kaname Madoka
    Condition: Unknown
     
  2. Jemnite

    Jemnite Academic

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    [img width=600 height=346]http://safebooru.org//samples/836/sample_5b2fdd623b041ae5e7392b0a837821e9b9d81f68.jpg[/img]

    Your name is Homura Akemi, and you are NOT having a good day.

    "Akemi-san, if you please, lay down some covering fire. I am afraid that if I attempt to pop some shots off, my head might be blown to pieces." Tomoe Mami, elegant as ever, states the request in a polite fashion. You nod, letting the AK-47 in your hands fall to the ground, as you slide two Uzis off your back. The safeties go click, as you ready the SMGs. Maximum firepower ehere.

    Looking upwards, you watch the rain of fire that's slowly eroding your cover away. You have to time this right, or otherwise you'll get splattered all over the wall. That's one of your many problems away. Along with the fact that apparently, your syndicate's warehouses are getting hit all over the city, and that Sakura Kyouko, another member of your group, as somehow managed to draw your pretty little pink haired boss into some mad chase involve a no name green haired vagrant.

    An opening. You kick yourself over the crate you were hiding besides, fair trailing in the air as you perform a flip. However, what might be more important to the men that you're shooting at is the Uzi in your right hand, already barking out. Laying down precise fire, you keep both fingers on the Uzis triggers, handling the recoil like some sort of death dealing machine.

    Mami slides over, in the sudden opening provided by your relentless torrent of leaden death to lay down accurate sniper fire with her Type 99 Arisaka, a old collector's rifle from WWII. Soon, the ground is littered with groaning and bleeding men, most still alive. With a click, the magazines in the Uzis slide out, spent, as you turn back to face Mami.

    "Excellent work, Akemi-san." Mami is a gracious as ever as well. She's assumed the posture of a lady. One would never have known she was just cutting down hired thugs like the professional soldier that she was, if not for the rifle that still smelled of steel and gunpowder carried in her hands.

    You nod. It's always nice to be appreciated. But you don't take a break, after all, time is money, and in your business money, well, it's what you aim to have.

    [ ] Interrogate the men first. They might be hired thugs, they might be higher ups. Either way, they'll at least have some information.
    [ ] Contact a comrade, Miki Sayaka. You don't like her, and she doesn't like you, but you need to know what is the status of the org.
    [ ] Get the boss's trail. All other things are irrelevant. You have to protect her.
    [ ] Write in.
     
  3. crazyfoxdemon

    crazyfoxdemon He Who Laughed Last

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    [X] Get the boss's tail. All other things are irrelevant. You have to protect her.

    The boss above all things.. All hail her.
     
  4. hunter09

    hunter09 Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Interrogate the men first. They might be hired thugs, they might be higher ups. Either way, they'll at least have some information.
     
  5. Chibi-Reaper

    Chibi-Reaper D-Donations plz?

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    [X] Interrogate the men first. They might be hired thugs, they might be higher ups. Either way, they'll at least have some information.
    -[X] But do it quickly. You don't have time to take your time. Ask one a question. If he doesn't answer, shoot him in the head. Ask the next guy the same question. Rinse and repeat.
     
  6. Fallenblades643

    Fallenblades643 Canned food pls?

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    [X]Gather more armaments. We're under armed to go after the Boss.
     
  7. Scope

    Scope Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Interrogate the men first. They might be hired thugs, they might be higher ups. Either way, they'll at least have some information.
    -[X] But do it quickly. You don't have time to take your time. Ask one a question. If he doesn't answer, shoot him in the head. Ask the next guy the same question. Rinse and repeat.

    It's not Hitomi chasing them is it?! No one survives or dies from her punches!
     
  8. Darik29

    Darik29 Verified Delicious

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    [X] Interrogate the men first. They might be hired thugs, they might be higher ups. Either way, they'll at least have some information.
    -[X] But do it quickly. You don't have time to take your time. Ask one a question. If he doesn't answer, shoot him in the head. Ask the next guy the same question. Rinse and repeat.
    [X] After all that, Get the boss's tail. All other things are irrelevant. You have to protect her.
     
  9. Wing101

    Wing101 Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Interrogate the men first. They might be hired thugs, they might be higher ups. Either way, they'll at least have some information.
    -[X] But do it quickly. You don't have time to take your time. Ask one a question. If he doesn't answer, shoot him in the head. Ask the next guy the same question. Rinse and repeat.
    [X] After all that, Get the boss's tail. All other things are irrelevant. You have to protect her.
     
  10. Lilithium

    Lilithium born in 1900

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    Jen, I love you.

    X] Interrogate the men first. They might be hired thugs, they might be higher ups. Either way, they'll at least have some information.
    -[X] But do it quickly. You don't have time to take your time. Ask one a question. If he doesn't answer, shoot him in the head. Ask the next guy the same question. Rinse and repeat.
    [X] After all that, Get the boss's tail. All other things are irrelevant. You have to protect her.
     
  11. Jans

    Jans That which smiles.

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    *snicker* Severely undersupplied. *cackle*

    Okay, okay, I need to actually read this and vote now. Had to stop and get the giggles under control. Too funny.
     
  12. Balatro Philologus

    Balatro Philologus Still finds own avatar hilarious

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    [X] This
     
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  13. Jans

    Jans That which smiles.

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    [X] Plan Chibi
     
  14. Malcolmo

    Malcolmo Insert custom title here

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    [X] Interrogate the men first. They might be hired thugs, they might be higher ups. Either way, they'll at least have some information.
    -[X] But do it quickly. You don't have time to take your time. Ask one a question. If he doesn't answer, shoot him in the head. Ask the next guy the same question. Rinse and repeat.
    [X] After all that, Get the boss's tail. All other things are irrelevant. You have to protect her.
     
  15. GoC

    GoC Know what you're doing yet?

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    [X] Interrogate the men first. They might be hired thugs, they might be higher ups. Either way, they'll at least have some information.
     
  16. nightblade

    nightblade Gone for Good

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    Oh please tell me we will run into Tsuna.
     
  17. Crypsis

    Crypsis Getting sticky.

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    [X] Ask Mami to check on the boss, with sniper-ly discretion.
    [X] Interrogate the goons expediently.
     
  18. Pipeman

    Pipeman Well worn.

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    [X] Interrogate the men first. They might be hired thugs, they might be higher ups. Either way, they'll at least have some information.
    -[X] But do it quickly. You don't have time to take your time. Ask one a question. If he doesn't answer, shoot him in the head. Ask the next guy the same question. Rinse and repeat.
     
  19. minuseven

    minuseven low effort life

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    [X] Interrogate the men first. They might be hired thugs, they might be higher ups. Either way, they'll at least have some information.
    -[X] But do it quickly. You don't have time to take your time. Ask one a question. If he doesn't answer, shoot him in the head. Ask the next guy the same question. Rinse and repeat.

    Mafia Shoujo Madoka Mafioso... All of my Yes.
     
  20. Jemnite

    Jemnite Academic

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    [X] Interrogate the men first. They might be hired thugs, they might be higher ups. Either way, they'll at least have some information.
    -[X] But do it quickly. You don't have time to take your time. Ask one a question. If he doesn't answer, shoot him in the head. Ask the next guy the same question. Rinse and repeat.

    Today is not these guys' lucky day. You're all out of patience, and now, they're going to pay.

    You tilt up one of the thugs with your foot, and point a gun to his head. He groans, and then opens his eyes. Your face is calm, expressionless. "Who hired you." The other thugs also slowly wake up. You give him five seconds. When he doesn't answer, instead blinking confusedly, you blow his head off.

    "Too slow." You jerk backwards to avoid the explosion of blood. A second later, you tip another thug over, and point a gun at his head. "Who hired you."

    This one start stammering. "Wait, wait, wait, wait! Hold on! I-" He doesn't finish the sentence, as three shots to the heart finishes him off. He should have answered faster, by that's not your problem. The third one sees you coming, and start shivering.

    "I'll spill, I'll spill!" He yells it out before you're even halfway towards him. You stop, and wait for him to continue. "No body but the boss knew who hired us, and you already killed him!" So, this one's not giving you any useful information too. You start raising your gun up. When he sees this, he starts stammering again. "But it was someone in a bar called Arikawa's and they had a katana!"

    Arikawa's huh? You know where that is. It's a pretty shadey bar, drug dealers and other sorts frequent it a lot. The owner doesn't mind as long as they pay up on time, and when they don't, well, the owner's no slouch in knowing how to handle people.

    Mami walks over to you, stepping over the pools of blood. "That was rather wasteful, Akemi-san."

    You turn around, slowly. "Time constraints. The situation required fast information."

    Mami nods, acknowledging your point. "True." You both look over the shattered warehouse. "The warehouse is compromised. At this point it's basically a loss."

    You nod. She's right. There's no way to salvage the warehouse. The only question now, is how to deal with this mess.

    [ ] Call the police. They'll take the thugs into custody, and there's no worry about legal repercussion for youself, as half the cops are already in the org's pockets, and the thugs will be too scared to talk, especially after some "aggressive negotiating".
    [ ] Resupply, and call an organization clean up team. This is an internal matter, and it will be handled internally. Besides, it won't hurt to get some backup.
    [ ] Burn the joint down, and leave immediately. If the thugs can't make it out, it's not problem of yours. But you can't afford to dilly-dally, after all, the boss might be in trouble. Speed is paramount.
    [ ] Write in
     
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  21. Scia

    Scia Not too sore, are you?

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    [X] Burn the joint down, and leave immediately. If the thugs can't make it out, it's not problem of yours. But you can't afford to dilly-dally, after all, the boss might be in trouble. Speed is paramount.
     
  22. Scope

    Scope Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Loot all the weapons. Shoot the thugs if they protest. Then find Madoka.
     
  23. Jemnite

    Jemnite Academic

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    It's your warehouse, I don't see why the thugs would protest if you grab your stuff.
     
  24. Scope

    Scope Versed in the lewd.

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    They were using our guns to shoot us?! Kill them!
     
  25. hunter09

    hunter09 Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Resupply, and call an organization clean up team. This is an internal matter, and it will be handled internally. Besides, it won't hurt to get some backup.
     
  26. Pipeman

    Pipeman Well worn.

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    [X] Burn the joint down, and leave immediately. If the thugs can't make it out, it's not problem of yours. But you can't afford to dilly-dally, after all, the boss might be in trouble. Speed is paramount.
     
  27. Malcolmo

    Malcolmo Insert custom title here

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    [X] Resupply, and call an organization clean up team. This is an internal matter, and it will be handled internally. Besides, it won't hurt to get some backup.
     
  28. Jans

    Jans That which smiles.

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    [X] Burn the joint down, and leave immediately. If the thugs can't make it out, it's not problem of yours. But you can't afford to dilly-dally, after all, the boss might be in trouble. Speed is paramount.

    Good ol' fire.
     
  29. minuseven

    minuseven low effort life

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    [X] Resupply, and call an organization clean up team. This is an internal matter, and it will be handled internally. Besides, it won't hurt to get some backup.
     
  30. Wing101

    Wing101 Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Resupply, and call an organization clean up team. This is an internal matter, and it will be handled internally. Besides, it won't hurt to get some backup.