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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. ZenithOfLust

    ZenithOfLust Awooo!~

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    I prefer my girls of human size and not in my breakfast.
     
  2. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    Yes I'd bang her to hell and back.
     
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  3. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    To paraphrase John Denver...

    I'll taste your strawberries, I'll drink your sweet wine maple syrup.
     
  4. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    Yum roast duck.
     
  5. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Confession time: I have actually never been to an IHOP before...
     
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  6. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    But I'm willing to be in you:p
     
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  7. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Ummm... I don’t think it’d fit...
     
  8. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    Be my play bunny!
     
  9. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    The plotbunny would give headpats and far too much inspiration...
     
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  10. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    I'll tickle your funny bunny.
     
  11. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    ... once more I face the dillemma, they’re too small to really do anything with, but at the same time they’re adorable. Not a big fan of syrup though, that crap gets everywhere.
     
  12. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Not into animals, sorry.
     
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  13. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Would almost certainly bang. Also, plot bunnies aren’t animals, they’re adorable little parasites that sneak into your brain and eat up your free time.
     
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  14. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Come into the parlor of my mind, little rabbit. If you're good, I will let you crawl out again. Some day.
     
  15. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Ducks are also meant for conventional eating, and not of sexual eating...
     
  16. D'waawwu

    D'waawwu Versed in the lewd.

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    Uh hmmm maybe
     
  17. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Yeaaah I would.
     
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  18. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Still a yes :)
     
  19. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    I'll bang you so hard even that shield won't be able to stop me.
     
  20. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I ain't a pedo.
     
  21. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    I'll even call you "mommy".
     
  22. Zargothrax

    Zargothrax Connoisseur of the Dark Arts

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    Tsk, you evoke no desire in me. Begone from my sight
     
  23. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    No, but I would certainly compliment the very well maintained mustache. Those can be quite tricky.
     
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  24. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Bunny needs some silk 'clothes' methinks.
     
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  25. Gorgrath177

    Gorgrath177 Professional supervillain

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    The daughter of Arachne needs a ride BIG WHEEL thinks.
     
  26. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    The bunny has no interest in banging the doom wheel, nor the rodian inside.
     
  27. Gorgrath177

    Gorgrath177 Professional supervillain

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    BIG WHEEL IS FINE WITH FURRIES, BUT NOT THAT FAR ON THE SPECTRUM
     
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  28. ZenithOfLust

    ZenithOfLust Awooo!~

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    Think if I throw you, we can play Fetch? :3
     
  29. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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  30. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Pretty sure I’m not pan(cake)sexual.
     
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