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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Connoisseur.

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    Especially with Dem Hipz.

    BTW, obligatory offer to help with that...

    I'll mostly content myself with punching those QQers who misuse their avatar's abilities.

    For now.

    Maybe I'll discover something that doesn't die in the first swing.

    Not female enough, sorry.
    ... Isn't that like everyone?

    Too many things I like. Though I can think of a list of highly punchable faces.

    Lets just say a lot of people around the world will find themselves protected by the bald, bland-faced champion of peace and justice...

    "You'll have your army stop me? That's adorable. I cast Fist."

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    A guy is fine too :V
     
  3. HellWan

    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    That sounded so wrong in my head for multiple reasons, and I'm freaking high right now.
     
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  4. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    I question your judgement. You were going to punch me for offering to replace the sun after someone else put it out.
    No.
     
  5. badoatmeal

    badoatmeal Confirmed Idiot

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    Well that's not ominous at all.
    *Engages best behavior mode*
    *Tries not to step on anyone by mistake*
     
  6. Winged One

    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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    Look at the past and see how the fuck this even happened. Then look at the future to see how my ideas for what to do about that turn out.
     
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  7. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Connoisseur.

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    Misread.

    And yeah, its the one who put it out who gets Fisted.

    Rule 1: Don't be a cunt.

    If you have questions, see Rule 1.
     
  8. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    That's fair. I mean, there'd be terrible side effects to having the Star of Exuberant Excess as the sun for our solar system, but he is not actively malicious and certainly wouldn't be trying to put out the sun, or anything else particularly bad.
    Fair enough. Like I said, the character that my avatars are based on is not actively malicious, or even terribly malicious in general on his own. If left to his own devices he'd mostly just hang out, swill intoxicants, and fuck women, men, and anything else he could seduce (He is an Exalted, so...). It was always his friends that convinced him to go do stuff.
     
  9. BobtheNORMALguy

    BobtheNORMALguy Just your every day Color from beyond

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    Apparently I'll be the MC of a Lovecraftian horror story.. so probably drive a few towns mad and get *killed* by some random detective..
     
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  10. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Jerk off, I guess. Then go into modeling or something idk.

    Wait, can I even jerk off?
     
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  11. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Well there is Jilling off which you can do. Be prepared to take a while to get used to your new body as a general requirement methinks.
     
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  12. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    I don't see why not. I mean, it's not called that as a woman, but there's nothing about elves that would prevent masturbation.
     
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  13. Nickballas

    Nickballas I wish I had more Pride.

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    Except curses.
     
  14. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Well yeah, but curses can prevent masturbation even on non elves.
     
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  15. Nickballas

    Nickballas I wish I had more Pride.

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    Just bringing up an unlikely scenario.
     
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  16. HellWan

    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    That


    Is a very dangerous thing to have.
     
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  17. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    You can rest assured that if I wake up as my avatar, I'll certainly never be the source to such a thing. It would be literally unthinkable to that character. Everything he is, is about indulging excessively. Preventing someone from seeking pleasure is so against his nature that he'd never even think to try it.

    And since everything he is, is carved into his being by Primordial magic, it'd be unthinkable to me too.
     
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  18. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    On the plus side I'm tall as fuck. Also I'll never forget anything because that's a detail about Tolkien elves apparently. They remember basically everything.

    So hopefully getting used to the body won't be too bad despite the vastly different build and nerves n' stuff.
    True. Just, like, is weird to think about. Can't really properly call it jerking off if there's nothing to tug, after all.
     
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  19. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Tolkien elves are basically immortal. So you'll have time to adjust. ;)
     
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  20. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    MY PRECIOUS MODELING CAREER
     
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  21. HellWan

    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    Speaking of being tall, I will technically be considered a shortstack yet barely.
     
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  22. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    ... Note to self, have a lesser villain in a story whose main claim to fame is cursing people to no longer be able to orgasm.

    In an otherwise perfectly serious and perhaps a bit grimdark story.

    Just because the universe sucks doesn't mean some asshole can't find a way to have fun with it.
     
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  23. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    I think being unable to orgasm is a perfectly serious and grimdark affliction. Sounds absolutely hellish.
     
  24. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Actually, in thinking about it, I even have a plot that can be done.

    Mainly one revolving around succession laws in a kingdom, with a king who now can't make babies.

    Why not the old fashioned methods of murder and/or castration? Why, because MAGIC! of course. Killing rival nobles is of limited value in a world where healing and resurrection spells exist (for those who can afford them, at any rate).

    Curses, on the other hand... while limited in many ways, are woven into the soul instead of burned into the flesh, and thus can circumvent the many, many, other methods to undo them.

    Also: no immortality magic. What few magics even come close are worse than death by far. Or are so far up the cosmic food chain that even the most powerful of empires mean nothing to beings with such power.


    ... I just had a fucking plot bunny about not fucking. The fuck?
     
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  25. Nickballas

    Nickballas I wish I had more Pride.

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    ImAgiNE mY sHOcK!
     
  26. HellWan

    HellWan Hellhound Enthusiast and Fox Milf Fucker

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    Oh my god.
     
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  27. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Truly, your mind is a place of evil.
     
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  28. Heaven Canceler

    Heaven Canceler Behind You!

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    I mean, that isn't that unusual. There have been many times across history where kings just didn't have kids, didn't want to make kids or only made one kid because they couldn't stand their wife adn then the kid died before reproducing themselves etc..

    Royal families tend to be big enough and connected with other families that unless something really goes wrong e.g. a extinction event, there would always be an heir around even if it means fusing with another nation.

    Even without that there were cases where... people would just adopt someone and make them heir. This was a thing among the Romans and I think the Eastern Roman Empire did it too. In such an extreme case, I could see even a normally traditionally blood-only tradition being modified.

    Perhaps have it be a Napoleon like situation, where the King overthrew the last rulers and much of the kingdom's legitimacy lies in his cult of personality, with the heir absolutely needing a connection to the current king or the whole thing will fall apart? Or maybe they need a heir to betroth to the neighbouring kingdom to get an supporter against the powerful Empire who wants to fuck them over..?
     
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  29. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Well, yeah, which leads to the question: if the king is without a direct heir, who's the default heir, and did said heir perhaps have a hand in the curse in the first place? Should that heir also be removed, and the title given to the third in line? Or is even that too obvious, and it's another party hoping to benefit from the two or three upper echelons of the kingdom being at each others' throats?

    Y'know, a story that's actually worthy of a novel.

    Come on, dude, you should know me well enough to be fully aware I don't stop at the surface level for this sort of thing.
     
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  30. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    TBF, even with the Romans they usually only adopted folks with blood ties to them.

    Even the Good Emperors. Hadrian was a relative of Trajan, and others were relatives.

    And most successful long term emperors had some blood tie to the Julio-Claudians for the first couple centuries.

    Making a third cousin one's heir isn't impossible.

    Or all else fails, pull what Manuel wanted to do with Bela-Alexios before he had his own son.
     
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