Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Well hey maybe you can talk to people who are wearing the top hat? That would be pretty cool still

 

Regret?

 

I probably try to find some more fitting clothing....

 

Admire and play with my hair.

 

It's very.... red.

 

And silky too!

 

If I had control over the ability to transform, then I'd be extremely content with my life as a pink blob that can become anything and anyone. I'd go around searching for all kinds of skills to copy and become the most skilled being in the world.

 

You also get a free mug!

 

Show the ladies some real black magic.

Get it? Since I would be a black mage.

...

I'll just see myself out.

 

I liked the pun

 

Destroy the enemies of the Monolith, and praise the Holy Monolith.

za monolit

 

Buy a ticket to ComicCon and enter a costume contest.

After I finish oohing and aw-ing over being able to bend the laws of physics over and make them cry, shooting fireballs and ice beams every where. And pretending that I'm Darth Sidious with lighting hands.

I know my avatar is wearing armor but to me he's a mage High Inquisitor that likes not being stabbed.

 

First i experiment to see if i have the powers of my OC, or am limited to the physical abilities of the body i now find myself with.

If i do have the powers of the character in question rather than being limited to the abilies of the species whose form it has chosen to imitate, then i proceed to make my displeasure with the state of the world very clear. After i finish playing with myself that is.

And then society has to contend with upper mid-tier Cosmic Being with a grudge against the various injustices of the world. As in "I can casually conjure up laser beams that release over 10^100 Joules of energy when they hit something. I can make enough of these lasers at a time to fill up every square inch of the space between galaxies with nothing but lasers. I am also durable enough to tank my own attacks. What the fuck is the modern world going to do about it when i decide i wanna rake scumbags over the coals?"
Overpowered may be an understatement here.

If not, then...well shit, time to panic. You just know that the existence of a non-human sapient being is gonna kick up a shitstorm. Which i would not have the absurd God Powers to deal with.

 

You're probably not your OC, no.:lol:

What is it anyway? Reminds me of a dragon I saw in a kids movie.

 

Yep, Night Fury.

A very angry Night Fury at that. Not nearly as friendly as Toothless was.

My human mind in that body...complications ensue.

As for the OC, let's just say that for a Cosmic Horror it has rather peculiar tastes in it's choice of meat suit.

 

Well, if you want to be a cosmic horror dragon and not get called out on it being your OC... Here, you can borrow one of mine and be an Undead Dragon God.

https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/midara-paradox.11113/

He's the one peaking out through the Hole To Nowhere he tore open in the sky.

Claim to power: Is Death. Like, all of it. Decay, Cold, Madness, and Plague... and, to quote his eventual replacement after she brings a few people back to life (within minutes of getting the job): "I am The Deathgiver. All which can be given, can be taken away."

Also- he can tear open holes to nowhere with his claws... that's gotta be useful for something...

 

Death is not really it's theme though. Even if it does kill an awful lot of people.

Think Evil Draconic Divinity of Life/Growth/Fertility with sub-portfolios in Magic and Learning.
Natural Selection is a thing that is strongly tied into Life and Growth though, so it does have a claw in the Death portfolio by association. Which brings us back to how it kills a lot of folks.

I mean, Dungeons and Dragons has stuff like Ragnorra, and the works of Lovecraft has Shub-Niggurath, or Marvel with the Cancer-verse and the beings responsible for it...or, you know, Nurgle, and a bunch of other examples of not so nice Life-centered entities that can get pretty bloody horrific.

Notably, the Night Fury form is a very convenient size for a number of purposes, not too big, not too small. Such as allowing it to fit into buildings without going through the effort of warping space into a pretzel. So it's one of the better options for an avatar as far as it is concerned. Though it does also use other dragon related forms when convenient.

It's a pretty nasty critter all things considered, even if it's only the third most powerful character i have come up with (To be fair, the second and first on that list is a Living Multiverse benefiting from exponential "Stronger than the sum of it's parts" fusion bonuses and the Collective Evil of all Intelligent Life Across Multiple Multiverse Clusters Made Manifest respectively)

 

Try to kick the smoking addiction I've seem to developed. Maybe try to get some sleep, those are either pretty deep circles from a lack of time spent with the Sandman or caused by a pair of pretty mean right hooks. Leaning toward the first, as a Magical Girl defending humanity you have to put in some pretty ungodly hours.

 

For once, I wake up as my normal self in these kinds of scenarios...

 

Probably abuse my new ability to make albino maids and die in 2 years due to my body failing under the strain of my vast magical power.

But what a 2 years it would be.

 

I must scream but I have no mouth.

 

I'm now an oversexed succubus demoness... Probably fuck whoever strikes my fancy. Call me mama Sue.

 

So is Sithis considered a eldritch horror or random omnipotent being?

 

Sithis may not even exist, per se, depending on how you look at it. So... I dunno? <shrug>

 

Couldn't find my other posts but I'm pretty sure that I can finally get a shot at it in a relationship. Hopefully there would be trap or girl out there for me.


Also gonna make an everyday comic about my life and stream games with my tits as bait for weebos. Also tease the hell out of my friends.



Shit, I'm a weebo too.

 

Hope I am not in the target sites of poachers for one thing. Check on my pride, lionesses and cubs. Learn my territory.

Assuming I retain human level intelligence, I do my best to protect my pride from other lions, humans, and so on.

Also last but not least, look into a reflection and admire my gorgeous mane.

 

Actually now that I think about it. Might as well make a story thread with this idea.

 

Masturbate. Then panic.

 

Start laughing before drinking whatever the most potent alcohol is near by and wondering how to survive the new 'family'. Especially if certain powers are angry at me. Well good thing the Omniverse is infinite.

 

Well, I'm a pagan goddess (angelic being later on) now I guess? RIP.

I guess I see about making some Valarindi.