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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. Dr Totentanz

    Dr Totentanz Take my Heart, take my Soul

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    Ehhh, whilst I’m sure ducks are rapists and have gnarly dicks, which would make for an interesting experience, I’m not much into animals.

    Though I definitely will feed him much breadcrumbs.
     
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  2. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” explorer treading “New” land

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    Crimson hair, great body, yes.
     
  3. Milkers99

    Milkers99 3 int

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    *does the ok thing with fingers*
     
  4. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    I have my own two hands thank you very much...
     
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  5. Dr Totentanz

    Dr Totentanz Take my Heart, take my Soul

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    I heard of and enjoy morning wood but this is a whee bit too literal...
     
  6. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I would discover whether or not it's possible to literally die of too much sex.
     
  7. Dr Totentanz

    Dr Totentanz Take my Heart, take my Soul

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    And I will discover if it’s possible to feed a duck too much breadcrumbs
    >:3
     
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  8. Milkers99

    Milkers99 3 int

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    How the fuck would...
     
  9. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    He's more a fan of whiskey, actually.
     
  10. Dr Totentanz

    Dr Totentanz Take my Heart, take my Soul

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    So... whisky soaked breadcrumbs hm? This’ll qualify as a date dinner, yes?
     
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  11. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Just don't ask him about his opinion on... well, anything... get him ranting and the only thing that can stop him is death. And even that's a temporary solution.
     
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  12. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    You know what? Why the hell not? You live only once. I'll fuck this duck under two conditions.

    1. I'm the top.
    2. Duck don't get to talk.
     
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  13. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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  14. Milkers99

    Milkers99 3 int

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    Wheres the box cutter? (To open the box)
     
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  15. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” explorer treading “New” land

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    That hand would need to have a rocking personality for me to pick it over my own, so probably not.
     
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  16. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    Looks like a cute girl.

    I'd risk it.
     
  17. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” explorer treading “New” land

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    Found out recently due to Hibbubbly that it’s a guy, so I’m afraid you misjudged the risk :p

    Would not duck a bird, specially a relatively normal one like that.
     
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  18. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    Well. He's still cute so I totally bang him.
     
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  19. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Regardless of the gender, the buttholes are the same. Let's go!
     
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  20. AllyDoodle

    AllyDoodle Lewd Cthulhu

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    I'd fuck the green out of that tree.
     
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  21. llat-2

    llat-2 Verified Smooth Criminal

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    Just say no to tentacles.
     
  22. DDNt

    DDNt Chronically Tired Stupid Smartass

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    On one hand, pretty girl, on the other hand, my gut is telling me she is a yandere... Fuck it imma stick ma dick in the potential crazy.
     
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  23. AllyDoodle

    AllyDoodle Lewd Cthulhu

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    Death by snu snu!
     
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  24. 753398445a

    753398445a Which one am I?

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    Somewhat hypocritically, I'm gonna say no.
     
  25. JRIB

    JRIB Know what you're doing yet?

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    No for me too, as I am

    A: not a pedophile

    and

    B: ntr is a trash fetish

    Note: Reading the earlier posts is too good, especially with me being an idiot and it taking me way to long to recognise that people have changed their avatar.
     
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  26. Annatar

    Annatar Lord of Gifts

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    Seems a decent enough fellow, I'd be down to take him to pound town.
     
  27. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Pouting loli with grenade launcher? What's not to like?
     
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  28. llat-2

    llat-2 Verified Smooth Criminal

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    We all should love our trees... but I am going to pass on taking it anywhere beyond hugging and climbing.
     
  29. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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  30. Winged One

    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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    I reserve the right to back out of my decision if I don't like what's in the box.
     
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