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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    It's a part of her plan so no...unless her plan is not for me to have sex with her then in that case yes unless her plan was me to think her plan was to not have sex with her which in that case no unless....
     
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  2. Winged One

    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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    But what if the plan is to have you just stand around second-guessing yourself?

    Anyway, would not bang Ilya, as I am not Shirou nor into raping.
     
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  3. Sho'vothar

    Sho'vothar Dragonlayer

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    No, except if by hit it you mean with, like, the Death Star or a Kamehameha or some other planet vaporizing or higher level attack, in which case, yes.
     
  4. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    I don't do dragons.
     
  5. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I don't do children.

    Or freakish homonculi who look like children.

    And I'm less than enthusiastic about freakish homonculi who look like adults.
     
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  6. JRIB

    JRIB Know what you're doing yet?

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    Hmmm Peking Duck, and no as you should know what they say about food and sex.
    Do not mix the two.
     
  7. Guardian Box

    Guardian Box Theocratic Capitalist

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    Looks cute. Would boink.
     
  8. Plotvitalnpc

    Plotvitalnpc Personification Personified

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    I hope there's nobody in this world who would bone Bondrewd.
     
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  9. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” explorer treading “New” land

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    Would totally pet, probably snuggle, no more (too smol).
     
  10. Guardian Box

    Guardian Box Theocratic Capitalist

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    eyeup

    You know Prushka was slamming up and down on that papa-pole every night.
     
  11. llat-2

    llat-2 Verified Smooth Criminal

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    I like that suit and would wear it myself. That guy inside does not seem like the pleasant sort so... hard pass.
     
  12. Winged One

    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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    That fairy is clearly nuts and I would make that mistake willingly.
     
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  13. Plotvitalnpc

    Plotvitalnpc Personification Personified

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    I can have dreams, Box.
    I don't fuck anything with a trollface.
     
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  14. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Would not bang.

    Would give headpats and icecream, then take to the park in order to attract more age-appropriate people for me to hook up with. And/or lure in child molesters for me to mug and steal their vans. Either way, I'm getting laid.
     
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  15. MiraiGW

    MiraiGW He who drinks to attain enlightenment

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    Would not bang, but prospects of captain Duck Kirk being a great wingman seem high; no pun intended. Or would talk about star trek with, either or
     
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  16. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Nope, dude looks kinda creepy.
     
  17. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I've heard of worse ways to get a splinter.

    Not many, but more than one.
     
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  18. me-meboi

    me-meboi I regret everything

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    I'm not into anthropomorphic ducks who look, sound and feel smarter than me and can psychoanalyze me with a gaze, figuring out every dark, horrible secret of mine.
     
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  19. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    On one hand it's a 10/10 dark skinned, athletic woman. On the other hand she's a otherkin/furry identifying as a male black domestic cat.
    I'm not sure if I'm willing to put my dick in this kind of crazy.
     
  20. me-meboi

    me-meboi I regret everything

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    Looks like a boy to me. And I don't roll that way. So, no. I won't bang that one
     
  21. Guardian Box

    Guardian Box Theocratic Capitalist

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    a ghost catgirl is fine too
     
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  22. Imabot

    Imabot Connoisseur.

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    Not even for his entire collection of " World's #1 Dad" mugs.
     
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  23. Lifelink

    Lifelink Every flavor in a poke-cup

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    No, I don't want a child Gil.
     
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  24. me-meboi

    me-meboi I regret everything

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    ...there's no one to enforce rule 34 here to make me screw a goddamn cup with a smile-y face on it.
     
  25. Lifelink

    Lifelink Every flavor in a poke-cup

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    Even if it could transform into anyone you'd like?

    Also yeah, I'd fuck her.
     
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  26. llat-2

    llat-2 Verified Smooth Criminal

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    No. Would not treat that cup that way. I am now thinking of that Southpark song because of it.



    Wonder why no one has asked where I got my current avatar.
     
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  27. MiraiGW

    MiraiGW He who drinks to attain enlightenment

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    Would bang all night yes, and do tell of where you got such a fine and beautiful avatar
     
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  28. llat-2

    llat-2 Verified Smooth Criminal

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    zolvatory's Twitter page. She will be an enemy in a game that features monster girls, femdom and reverse rape (progression is slow). You may find an interesting gif on that page (not the one with her walking)...

    Also would not bang your avatar.
     
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  29. me-meboi

    me-meboi I regret everything

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    Hmm...nah. Fairies ain't my thing. Unless they're human sized...
     
  30. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Eh, if that's a more or less standard sized Blue Swallowtail she's holding, then she's well over a meter tall... she'd be a short woman, but still a woman's height.

    Also: would bang, yes.
     
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