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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. da3monh0st3d

    da3monh0st3d Эскапист

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    With magic, you can still get a boner. Lame puns are obligatory. One day you shall be bone-daddy.
     
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  2. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    You're also a Monster. How do you think skeletons make little skeletons? Sans has a sibling after all, which means he has parents, which means he was born somehow.

    Anyways, at least you're not a Dark Matter. Any children I'd have would probably become eldritch horrors that'd murder everyone, if I even can have children, which I won't want to find out.
     
  3. searcher8

    searcher8 Are you trying to harden my Nanomachines Son?

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    You obviously haven't seen the porn people made of him if you don't think Sans has a dick. :p
     
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  4. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Soo... would you be going into politics?
     
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  5. Simonbob

    Simonbob Really? You don't say.

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    Nope.

    I'd be a pilot.

    You know, hotdogging.
     
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  6. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Sure, unlike searcher8 your avatar isn't Senator Armstrong.
     
  7. Pulsar

    Pulsar I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    "Mom! Check out this badass sword I've got. Also I'm Asian and hot now."
     
  8. me-meboi

    me-meboi I regret everything

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    I'd probably turn into a cat, spend time harassing people by stealing fresh food, using their houses, offices,etc. as my personal toilet and generally be a nuisance as a male black cat.

    Simultaneously I'd learn how to do all the bullshit flash-blitzing Yourichi did, generally try to see how it feels to be the opposite gender in arousal, try and lose my V card, be a sociopath and a cannibal, moonlight as a murderous vigilante with my ninja brand shinigami powers....hm, I think that's the gist of what I'd do as Yoruichi
     
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  9. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I... don't fucking know how I'd function given Shalash is a cognitive shadow.

    :confused:

    Assuming I continue to maintain myself though, I am pretty damn hot so that's cool. Also unaging.

     
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  10. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Can you dance?
     
  11. Pulsar

    Pulsar I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    If you mean dance as in fight then yes.

    If you mean dance dance then no.
     
  12. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    RIP. So no lovely dance partners for me I guess.
     
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  13. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    I can try just know I have at least 5 left feet and need a lot of room to maneuver around the dance floor.
     
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  14. FourthPear

    FourthPear Frequent Flier. Muted

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    Scream as I am devoured, for I am nought but a pear...
     
  15. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” explorer treading “New” land

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    Nom
     
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  16. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Nah. I would have just tossed you away from me. Then vigorously was my hands as I do not feel like committing suicide.
     
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  17. Eisen

    Eisen Avant Garde

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    The first thing I'd do is undress and look at the mirror.
     
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  18. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Same. Though I'd be regretting not having a larger mirror.
     
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  19. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” explorer treading “New” land

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    I’d probably eat that egg, then I’d have to make the tough decision about what to do. I haven’t got any powers, I have no history outside of my memories, do I try and pass myself off as myself? It potentially bring up questions about whether I know these personal details because of foul play or an overly convoluted scheme/prank, and if people do believe me will I be experimented on/interrogated extensively due to the supernatural phenomena? Should I just turn up at a police station claiming amnesia, after maybe researching the symptoms of amnesia some more, and leave them scratching their heads at where I came from but hopefully cooperative in setting up a new life for me?

    Then there’s the question of family, how much should they factor into my decision? Although that’s too personal to get into the actual decision making process of that choice. It’s a difficult scenario, much more complicated than my last answer (which I think was ‘get a knife’, although that’s still valid), but overall I wouldn’t say no to it.
     
  20. frostgiant

    frostgiant I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Bring about the endless winter, freezing the north solid.

    Its too damn warm-up here
     
  21. Bear_Mint

    Bear_Mint The LewdBringer. The Breast Observer.

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    Get immediate medical attention and hope the bill isn't too bad.
     
  22. Ramble

    Ramble Experienced.

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    You know what there needs to be? An isekai, where everybody wakes up as their avatar.
    That could be kinda fun.
     
  23. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    An... Isekai?

    Explain how that'd work here.

    Kek.

    I'd be down for it.
     
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  24. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    Well, with this avatar.

    I would fuck myself in a massive all girl orgy first. Then likely get kidnapped at some point. >.>
     
  25. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    By which you mean 'at least three times a day', I presume.
     
  26. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    Well, I'm like 13 different princesses that have been captured at some point. So that statistic might be low balling it.

    It would be up to my breath of Wild Zelda form to save my other selves as the most combat capable one or Orcarina. Unless I just don't see hyrule warriors zelda in there.
     
  27. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    Don't worry princesses, I'll save you!

    Dark Matter Lightning Ensues.
     
  28. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    It was then that Ganon knew...
     
  29. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    *Is former chosen of a god*

    ... I could be your hero I guess.
     
  30. AllyDoodle

    AllyDoodle Lewd Cthulhu

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    Find the nearest Japanese girl's school. :D