Last words to your possible killer

Mine would be “You fucking asshat”

 

"What took you so long?"

 

"Ah finally"

 

“You’re too late.”

 

"Make sure you get it right the first time."

 

"Remeriaz must be stopped."

Leave them with a little mystery.

 

"Sir, this is a McDonalds. "

 

"Thank you."

 

Look, I know I have this coming, but could you at least shower first? I don't want my last smell to be some swamp ass motherfucker.

Making me feel like ya mother is too fat for me to fuck with how she musta raised you.

 

"I fucked your mother."

 

"ah man....at least make it painless and quick will ya"

 

Becouse i like old horrors,it would be either "You are not Jon"/"What did you do to John" or why do you have axe/knife/rifle/whatever in your hand.

 

"Oh fuck you, man! FUCK YOU!"

 

Well, I guess this is it. Can I at least have a chocolate and a glass of wine before you do it?

 

"Naive fool. Did you truly presume I took no precautions against this?"

 

"This is not my final form!"

 

"This is the password for my PC, please erase the Internet history."

 

Very rough translation that I remembered, but I had to use google translate and a curse word list to make it greek again.

It was something along the lines of:

"I have my coins to greet death, now come and take them you thrice damned bastard."

What I got was:

Écho ta nomísmatá mou gia na chairetíso ton thánato... tóra molṑn labé, pankataratos bdelyròs.

I don't think this is correct, but the spirit of it is definitely worthy of this thread.

 

“Just so we’re on the same page, you’re trying to kill me right? Okay, carry on.”

 

Maybe something simple and classic - Do not kill me ARRRGGGHHHHH ?

 

“Harder, daddy!”

 

"What was the point?"

 

"Sic em, Teddy!" (Pit Bull)

 

"Please be quick, I have an appointment with the Devil." Would be awesome, if I can say it properly.

 

What about economic? in Poland state must pay old people retiring pension.I live in Poland,so maybe::
"Thank you for helping budget of my country"

 

"Clear my browser history."

 

Would you like modern Greek, Ancient Greek or a mix? Because the last time I touched the ancient language, I was in High School.

...As for me, I would simply insult the killer's mother, I think.

 

Whichever sounds better in your opinion.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the saying was made up out of nothing for the sake of sounding cool. The guy was doing a report on greek warfare, specifically Thebes as a major power.

He was the sort to do that.

 

Έχω το νόμισμά μου για τον Χάροντα... τώρα μολών λαβέ, τρισκατάρατο και βδελυρό υποκείμενο

Écho to nomisma mou gia ton Cháronta... tóra molṑn labé, triskatárato kai bdelyrò ypokeimeno

(I have my coin for Charon... now come and get me, thrice-cursed and slimy subhuman)

It was indeed tradition in Ancient Greece to bury the dead along with a coin, as fare for Charon to carry them across the river of the Underworld.

Edit: If I were a killer and someone told me that, I'd probably rob them to the last coin, gold tooth and jewel (if applicable) out of spite.