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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Hammers_Bjorn

    Hammers_Bjorn The Bear with the Hammer

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    "Okay, Khazrak, I know that tactics more complicated than 'ambush' and 'flying wedge' is a bit too complicated for your beastman sensibilities, so I'll try to dumb it down for you-"

    *incoherent chaotic furry screeching*

    "... by the Gods do I miss Dorghar. Be'lakor, you pompous ass, I swear when I get my hands on you..."
     
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  2. EvilLlamaHypnotist

    EvilLlamaHypnotist I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Open up my eyes.
     
  3. Ubylkoen

    Ubylkoen Not Ganondorf.

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    As I am now a Dragon with Paralyzing Murder Fire.. I'll probably accidentally murder someone.
     
  4. AoMythology

    AoMythology Know what you're doing yet?

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    I would stay in character. As in, I would lie down and take a nap now it's winter, or watch the clouds from the nearest park in warmer weather.
     
  5. Stanley_Jeb

    Stanley_Jeb Versed in the lewd.

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    I would panic before seriously questioning the physiology of a question mark.
     
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  6. EternitynChaos

    EternitynChaos Once there was a Maiden...

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    ...*eyes Avatar* Bring down the Silence I guess...
     
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  7. Arvin Louie

    Arvin Louie Just a spider

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    Well, I'd probably try and see if I have servant stats and think hard on how to explain this to my family and friends.
     
  8. Xiosdestro11

    Xiosdestro11 Versed in the lewd.

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    Panic. Hope i dont leak some kind of radiation. Hope i dont kill my family and friends.
     
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  9. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    "Mom, Dad... I'm Joan of Arc now." :p
     
  10. Kaseywolf

    Kaseywolf Having ideas I'll never act on

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    oh wait i thought i had a different avatar when i read this. instead im a dragon god from magic. im fucked.
     
  11. Arvin Louie

    Arvin Louie Just a spider

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    And start to actually panic.
     
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  12. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    At least you have it easy for the reveal. I might get hunted down. A lot.
     
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  13. Arvin Louie

    Arvin Louie Just a spider

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    Well… do you have magic? If not, then you're really f**ked.
     
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  14. Questionable_Quester

    Questionable_Quester Versed in the lewd.

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    I'm Merlin. What won't I do?
     
  15. AoMythology

    AoMythology Know what you're doing yet?

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    If we go by Fate (and QQ) standards, whom won't you do? :D
     
  16. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    No magic at all just venom and surprise eggs.
    Gee thanks I did not need that food or air ...
     
  17. Bear_Mint

    Bear_Mint The LewdBringer. The Breast Observer.

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    First I figure out how to control the Hisoka dick shine before flexing.
     
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  18. Arvin Louie

    Arvin Louie Just a spider

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    Well... Try not to seduce the nuns in the churn for one.
     
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  19. Sieghart

    Sieghart The Numbers Hunter

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    For myself it a matter of knowing if the Evil Dragon still in my head otherwise I gonna pop the fuck off with Julius body.
     
  20. NightmareWarden

    NightmareWarden Versed in the lewd.

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    Hug my new squid/spider/jellyfish familiar for comfort, because this is the beginning of a wild ride!
    I wouldn’t want to be my avatar, even if living underwater would be neat.
     
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  21. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Reincarnation of the one-note Greek Goddess Enyo.

    Blood-stained and steely-eyed, and apparently in summer wear.:p

    I suppose being effectively deathless would be neat.

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Hypervane

    Hypervane "Magic Eight Ball, Lend Me Your Wisdom."

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    Do a few digs and sets while I think, I guess.
     
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  23. Brando

    Brando Muted

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    Search for the reason why Im the t-shirt of sooz from gravity falls
     
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  24. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    What am i supposed to do I'm a bucket now i cant do anything beside being filled with water
     
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  25. Nickballas

    Nickballas I wish I had more Pride.

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    You can fill a bucket with anything that a bucket can handle. You better hope you're not in a farm.
     
  26. LordFrancis93

    LordFrancis93 Know what you're doing yet?

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    An admiral whose school of tactics will be redundant for millennia? Probably commit suicide. FOR THE EMPEROR!
     
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  27. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Or someone's campsite.
     
  28. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    Worst case is being filled with disgusting underwear by my dad for later cleaning
     
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  29. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    It could always be worse.
     
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  30. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    Knowing my luck it's always going to be more worse
     
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