With This Ring (Young Justice SI) (Thread Fourteen)

No matter what you accomplish (or don't) in life, some rando got a tattoo because of something you created. Thank you!

 

Thank you, corrected.

 

Yes.

A big tattoo.

A big orange tattoo.

Also, I think DC now own your hand.

 

If I get any ad revenue we can split it

 

What, a guy can't bake more than one thing.

So he apparently also adopted some things from her culture.

His representative, who's a mortal, interacted with Paul.

Grayven may just think that Paul is a highly powerful and skilled Lantern, but has no idea about his connection to the Ophidian or his unique soul.

At least it's not Disney.

 

I'm pretty sure that Cabaret wouldn't exist in a timeline where National Socialists rule the world.

 

Oh Joy Dox's Brain 404'd

ok everyone we're just going to blow up a different fleet yard since these guys brought Blackjack and hookers to this one.

 

The song was written for Cabaret, by a couple of gay Jews.

 

It may be that Dox is just great as a strategist but shit as a field commander

 

And if Jews can't sing happy, uplifting songs about Nazis, who can?

 

It’s why I sing Springtime for Hitler instead of happy birthday

 

I have a solution to for dealing with Gravyen (and more). It's so simple, Paul would probably never thing about it.

1. Paul goes back to Earth.
2. Paul grabs Superboy and Canis.
3. Paul brings them back to the fleet.
4. Canis Boom Tubes them to the dreadnaught's bridge.
5. Superboy eye plasma's everything. That should kill Grayven.
6. Paul blinks in OL's. They claim the ship, and the glory.
7. Paul takes Vox to his girlfriend, and tells her to use her girl parts to reboot him.
8. Paul lectures Vox.
9. Paul celebrates with Jade.
10. Fix dreadnaught, learn how to make Bom Tubes, crush the reach, then go back and fix Earth.

Superboy: You want me to kill this New God?
Paul: He just destroyed a planet, and is going to kill all my people. He's evil.
Superboy: But.. you were going to destroy the planet, weren't you?
Paul: It's a planet of mind controlling evil people. They are so bad, the Green Lanterns even fought a war against them, and lost.
Superboy: But...
Paul: Evil mind controllers! Just like Cadmus.
*Superboy turns the bridge contents to slag.*
*Canis smiles, feeling the inspiration for a new piece. And something else in his pants.*

 

I for one am all in favor of Georgia using her "girl parts" to fix Dox rather than any kind of science. It might even get Paul a promotion!

 

I don't.. think that rape fixes people.

 

There may be some problems with that.

Grayven may have some defences against Boom Tubes that aren't his opening on his ship, or even near it.

Canis also hasn't exactly reformed so he may switch to Grayven's side when he gets there.

If Kon uses his heat vision at a large level of power then there may be nothing left of the ship for the OLC to claim.

 

Wait, godspeech? Bloody hell , it still doesn’t show up in mobile? *sigh*

im guessing Dox is either Incapacitated or hors’d’combat right now- if he’s frozen or ignoring everything outside a research terminal, this could potentially break
/destabilise the fleet...

 

This is QQ. Rape fixes everything, here.

On a semi-serious note, it's not really rape. It's rebooting. Nothing distracts a man more from his perceived failures than getting his wee-wee touched.

Of course, this is Dox, so if they haven't even done that yet, their possible coupling would end in a spectacular failure. And his gf will probably drop science into it, and hook Vox up to some super milking machine with a subharmonic prostate massager, while hidden, her siblings take notes.

 

I was thinking True Love’s Kiss! It would be hilarious! Give him insight into the Zamarons! Why does everything have to get weird!

 

... I really hope he’s dead or incapacitated the more I think- either is better then the man who wrote most of their doctrine/organisational layout freezing or neglecting the battlefield

for the folks currently stuck on a midget PC, what’s the godspeech this time around?

 

If she performs any sexual act on him without his consent, then it's rape, or at least a form of sexual assault.

Are they even dating?

I know Sivana said something about it, but he's not exactly the best when it comes to relationships and people, so he may just think that's what's happening, but their relationship could be just a professional one instead of a romantic one.

 

Well thanks, now Springtime for Hitler is gonna be stuck in my head for a week

Also, any chance you know about Mel Brooks’s loudspeaker antics during WWII? Great story that.

Maybe not *real* people.... You may want to read The Erogamer. Manages to make *a lot* of things way more wholesome, uplifting, and bright-future-y than they should be.

Also: up for playing the last-name game again? I have two more guesses.

 

Isn't the sivana girl still very much an early teen? I though she was only a couple years older than captain marvel and he is eleven now (maybe twelve) so she is fourteen close to fifteen at the most.

 

You're thinking of Beautia Sivana, while Georgia Sivana is the one who has been in contact with Dox. I don't think we know their ages, but this was her reaction at finding out that Captain Marvel was an eleven year old boy:

 

No I think he was thinking of Georgia, who is younger than Beautia, who I think may be eighteen years old in this story.

 

Look for my commentary posts, I add any Godspeech translated into more usual colours for the 'midget computer' users. There was none in the latest chapter, but the couple covering the battle did feature some.

 

Beautia is older than Georgia and I was clearly speaking about the one that is underage aka Georgia.

Georgia is very much fourteen at most, so the creepy sexual stuff needs to stop. This fic exist on the clean side of QQ for a reason.

 

I think people missed something.

Dox wasn't said to be frozen or otherwise incapacitated.

He just wasn't responding, which could mean a number of things, up to and including that he was say, busy talking to Grayven and working out a joint operation deal.

 

Yeah I know Georgia is younger than Beautia, I was just correcting thebishop8 because I thought he mistook the one you were mentioning as being Beautia.

The eighteen years old part was about Beautia.

 

No.

I.. don't think I do.

Sure.

Mid-teens, but she's short and skinny and so looks younger.

 

If Dox is capable of responding, but is choosing not to that's a big problem. Especially during a military operation and extra especially when unknown factors have disrupted the original plan and he's getting requests for orders from his subordinates.

Even if he is negotiating with Grayven, he can take half a second to send a message to the effect of "In communications with Gordanians. Hold position until further notice."