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Last words to your possible killer

Discussion in 'General' started by Gigant, Oct 13, 2020.

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  1. Thread Necromancer

    Thread Necromancer Creator of "mean" and/or "excessive" things

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    At least I'm going to die with a raging boner.
     
  2. Kaseywolf

    Kaseywolf Having ideas I'll never act on

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    "Im sorry you have to end like this" if im able to say words before ive shot the intruder in my house. #american
     
  3. LuxStella

    LuxStella Know what you're doing yet?

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    "C'mon ROB do your thing, its gettong dark."
     
  4. RadetzImperum

    RadetzImperum Contrary to popular belief, I'm a guy

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    "I fear not for what comes after this life. Can you say the same?"
     
  5. DCF

    DCF Lewd Catgirl

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    "Tell my friend the money is buried ... bleh *dies*"

    There is of course no treasure, but maybe the fucking asshole will waste his time looking for it.
     
  6. Artalam

    Artalam I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    “You fool, you’ve doomed us all!”

    No context
     
  7. Yuhabahha

    Yuhabahha Lord of Wandenreich

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    "You are no truck-kun but you'll do"
    or
    "Please be Eris and not Aqua please be-" bang!
     
  8. ProphetVoid

    ProphetVoid High Constable of the Grey

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    "My ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?"
     
  9. ExquisiteTopHat

    ExquisiteTopHat Lined with Tinfoil

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    "Death is but a doorway, Time is but a window, I'll be back!"
     
  10. Milkers99

    Milkers99 3 int

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    "I got wood... why do i got wood?"
     
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  11. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    "jokes on you i want to die anyway"
     
  12. AllyDoodle

    AllyDoodle Lewd Cthulhu

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    "I'm a gonna ghost rape your entire family."
     
  13. Brando

    Brando Muted

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    "I have been kind and good all my life, why have you... no...'God' forsake me"
    -to get on their nerves or something
    -guilt trip much
     
  14. Chastity

    Chastity Well worn.

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    "Kill me if you're gay."
     
  15. Vergil1989 Crossover King

    Vergil1989 Crossover King Well worn.

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    "I hope you choke on it!"

    or...

    "Looks like my story ends here."

    Final Fantasy X reference although it might've also been a quote, though I don't think so off the top of my head. The first one should be obvious though. :p

    Also I have three dogs and an overprotective mother and two brothers all living in the same house, we've already survived my controlling, obsessive, emotionally abusive 'dad' trying to break into our house. So chances are if it was gonna be anyone trying to kill us, again in his case, it'd more than likely end up being him.

    Nice Ghostbusters 2 reference there Tophat. :D

    Ah Skyrim, classic that one. :D
     
  16. Corvo_Attano

    Corvo_Attano Making the rounds.

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    If with a knife:

    "At least buy me dinner if you're gonna penetrate me!"

    If with a gun:

    "Bullets... My only weakness..."
     
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  17. fluffy

    fluffy Not too sore, are you?

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    "I thought you'd be taller."
     
  18. Jace Spicer

    Jace Spicer Experienced.

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    "I will never be a memory."
     
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  19. Shuba

    Shuba Making the rounds.

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    "Choked to death...kinda kinky" *dead*
     
  20. Typo

    Typo The Green Ghost

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    "Call an ambulance....but not for me!"

    I fight to the fucking death.
     
  21. TriedgeThePK

    TriedgeThePK My arm is tired.

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    "Excuse me, but would you mind if I sing a song before you kill me? Thank you." Then proceed to belt out My Way by Frank Sinatra. Because I'm a classy MoFo like that.
     
  22. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” explorer treading “New” land

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    Being serious:

    No warning-
    [Random]

    With warning-
    “Would you let me wipe my phone?”
    -if yes-
    “Thanks” *dying sounds*
    -if no-
    *dying sounds*

    With torture-
    *screams, crying and begging*

    If questioned beforehand-
    [Insert answer to question] *dying sounds*

    If wronged sufficiently by killer-
    “Die”

    Did I miss anything?
     
  23. FourthWall

    FourthWall Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    "Yay, I'm a statistic!"
     
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  24. AoMythology

    AoMythology Know what you're doing yet?

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    Even worse than being a damn lie, unfortunately. :p
     
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  25. ATP

    ATP Experienced.

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    Or even better - now,i have my 10 second on TV !
     
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  26. Selias

    Selias Well worn.

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    "I... should have bought $GME..."
     
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