Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Well at least I get better teeth.

 

Or that if you are at a farm then at least that the farmers realize you milk the female cows, not the male ones. Seriously, if things get wacky enough the everyone becomes their avatar then I wouldn't be surprised if people who have no idea how to run a farm end up on one.

 

I don't live in a farm, i live in a small town
And i probably be filled with dirty underwear that has been stained by my cat shit for later cleaning

 

This isn't entirely true. The process of extracting semen from a bull (or even males of other species like horses), for use in artificial insemination is, at least colloquially referred to as "milking", even though no actual milk is produced.

 

I enjoy being a hot bird girl for a while and then end up quickly realizing that having a pair of wings is going to make buying any clothing massively inconvenient the moment I go to try and find pretty much anything for the waist up.

 

But hey! Big Tatas and Nuclear Power are at your fingertips.

 

I show up at a Nuclear plant to interview for the position of "Reactor" wearing a virgin killer sweater with a bikini underneath.

It's a good thing my credentials are unmatched.

 

Related to the avatar above mine.

The Hell am I supposed to do? Assassinate journalists by giving them a cloacal Polonium dive bombing?!

 

You would be doing God's work.

 

At least you turn into a bird that can do bird stuff unlike me who can't even move or do anything other than being filled with water

 

Build a Land Factory and Mass Extractor.

Based Hot Take: The Bald Russian Clown, Whinnie the Pooh, The Sultan, and Dear Leader. The most undignified death imaginable and watch as their lackeys tear their countries apart in the power vacuum. Better than Breitbart for a target.

 

Yeah, but they're ruining places that are already shitholes. That have always been shitholes.

If they're going to drop trou and fire off diarrhea all over the walls anyway, I'd prefer they did it in an outhouse than in my living room.

 

Good End: "I require your heart so I can function." *Presents Wedding Ring And/Or Flowers*


Bad End: "I require your heart so I can function." *Executing Kali-ma protocols*

 

*GASP* Both sound wonderful!

 

Considering the Kali-ma protocols is a reference to the temple of doom thing were a priest rips out a still beating heart by hand, you may want to reassess the statement. Then again, Daemon avatar with bonus extras.....

 

Finally my dreams to become the leader of all cones has comes true, beware mortal for you will be facing the CONES!

 

Hi!

 

Hello there

 

Complain about video games.

 

Just Like all of us that play video game

 

Purge my Computer.

 

Finish up the yummy ice-treat and see how much cheap booze it takes to get the reincarnation of a Greek goddess drunk.

 

i'm curious, who is your avatar

 

Free art I got done of one of my old OCs from a thread scenario.

Reincarnation of the goddess Enyo.

 

*play guitar*

 

Touch the fluffy tail. Then laugh in half dragon.

 

New avatar so I would probably create a blood cult make my own versions of the sabbat and camarilla set them against each other and enjoy the action. Rule the underworld as a dark vampire God.


Or just be a massive fucking troll I'm alucard I can do whatever the fuck I want to do like search for my own big tidy police girl.

 

now i have become the embodiment of music

 

Three words:
FOR.
PONY.
FWOOOSH.

 

Man, that avatar is a blast from the poorly written past.