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QQ's Future - Partnership with Google

Discussion in 'Announcements and Rules' started by ultima333, Apr 1, 2021.

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How much do you love Google?

Poll closed Apr 2, 2021.

  1. I love it

    36 vote(s)
    3.7%

  2. I *really* love it, if you know what I mean

    118 vote(s)
    12.2%

  3. I can't live without Google

    40 vote(s)
    4.1%

  4. ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM

    580 vote(s)
    59.8%

  5. The FBI is coming for me after reading my Gmail account

    196 vote(s)
    20.2%
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  1. Ebanu8

    Ebanu8 Emperor of the Downtrodden

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    Heh, where does Google not go?
     
    Ebanu8, Apr 1, 2021
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  2. augustus007

    augustus007 A Non-generating group of pixels, don't mind me.

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    Praise be our Google overlords!
     
    augustus007, Apr 1, 2021
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  3. raven55

    raven55 Getting some practice in, huh?

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    Almost shit myself, then I remembered what date it was.
     
    raven55, Apr 1, 2021
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  4. 0bi-Kun

    0bi-Kun To-mah-to

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    I broke my phone. I swear to god, please STOP. It's 12 noon and I have no sleep, then THIS is the first thing I see!? I still don't have my daily post-nut clarity!
     
    0bi-Kun, Apr 1, 2021
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  5. Grease&Guns

    Grease&Guns Anybody order some Freedom?

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    Was not my timezone. Scared the shit outta me.

    Good one.
     
    Grease&Guns, Apr 1, 2021
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  6. Rider of Nod

    Rider of Nod Peace. Through. Power.

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    So how long till this AI starts becoming a loli?
     
    Rider of Nod, Apr 1, 2021
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  7. GManG

    GManG Versed in the lewd.

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    This sum
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    GManG, Apr 1, 2021
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  8. Creed

    Creed I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Yeah I was actually worried for a bit, I don't really do the the whole "April fools" thing so it flew over my head till that part and the comments.
     
    Creed, Apr 1, 2021
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  9. WarGamesHyp

    WarGamesHyp Versed in the lewd.

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    Now just to wait for google-QQ to be discontinued like all of their experimental products.
     
    WarGamesHyp, Apr 1, 2021
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  10. UBW Persona

    UBW Persona I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    This got me because it's still March 31 for me.
     
    UBW Persona, Apr 1, 2021
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  11. Averant

    Averant Not too sore, are you?

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    Not the porn! NOT THE PORN! NOOO- oh right April 1st. Am I really gullible considering the crazy things that happened in this past year?
     
    Averant, Apr 1, 2021
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  12. Bad Habits

    Bad Habits Devil's Advocate

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    No, you're really not. I mean the world is headed the way of Demolition Man where all the people who like to look at nudie mags and have actual sex have to go live underground in the sewers while all the nice, mind-controlled sheep live above ground.
     
    Bad Habits, Apr 1, 2021
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  13. 「 」

    「 」 「 」

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    You got me good, so take my like.
     
    「 」, Apr 1, 2021
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  14. Lovnag

    Lovnag Getting out there.

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    Google-QQ? I sleep.

    What we actually need is QQ renaming itself into “GroundPoundBattles”.
     
    Lovnag, Apr 1, 2021
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  15. Nepcotevalley

    Nepcotevalley Getting out there.

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    Nice one Shitheads . Regards. :sneaky::sneaky:
     
    Nepcotevalley, Apr 1, 2021
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  16. kinofthehunt

    kinofthehunt Not too sore, are you?

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    i want this change mainly because my gmail account is my main email but then there's the problem with microsoft accounts so i can't link this account my Gmail also if this post was made for April fools day(April 1st) you did it a bit too early so I'll be treating this as real until told otherwise
     
    kinofthehunt, Apr 1, 2021
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  17. Azaira

    Azaira Maiden Fluff

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    Azaira, Apr 1, 2021
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  18. macdjord

    macdjord Well worn.

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    Now, you're being a bit unfair. They wouldn't try to claim it was for our benefit; Google has never pretended that their content restrictions were for any purpose other than advertiser acceptability.
     
    macdjord, Apr 1, 2021
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  19. ReinZero

    ReinZero QQ voters, geniuses at opposing their own goals.

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    ib4 Next year's joke: QQ takeover of Google.
     
    ReinZero, Apr 1, 2021
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  20. TodaBruh

    TodaBruh Fiction is life's spice <(￣︶￣)↗

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    I don't want to be that guy, but I feel this is the beginning of a decline. Whenever mega corporations get involved shit eventually goes downhill. Isn't it suspicious that they swoop in to buy the site and fix the recent problems? A problem with their service? I'm not faulting the Staff for their decision mind you.
    Anyways what of those that already have a Gmail but switched? The administration helped me out after I forgot my password by manually switching my gmail out.

    Edit: just realized the date............................. I'm going to leave my post so that everyone can see how much of a dumbass I am. But in my defense waking up in the middle of the night to these news isn't conductive to noticing details.
     
    TodaBruh, Apr 1, 2021
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  21. Demon Lord Diablo

    Demon Lord Diablo Ready and willing to hand-hold

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    huh. Can't reply to the original post. strange. whatever. Still though, there's a typo that kinda ruined the joke for me before i fell for it, so might want to change the

    "QQ would never be the same again we sold."

    To "QQ would never be the same again once we sold it."

    Totally would've fallen for it otherwise, since most big companies that are obvious about their april fools jokes were mum this year as well, so its not really been at the forefront of my mind.
     
    Demon Lord Diablo, Apr 1, 2021
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  22. ShadowFireZelda

    ShadowFireZelda Know what you're doing yet?

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    I am gonna be honest, I was really hoping we had fixed that whole QQ pages not showing up on google thing. It was a funny joke though.
     
    ShadowFireZelda, Apr 1, 2021
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  23. evildice

    evildice (emotionally stable clown posse)

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    "The system goes online April 1st, 2021. Human decisions are removed from sensual narration. Skynut begins to fap at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, April 29th."
     
    evildice, Apr 1, 2021
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  24. Azreal DuCain

    Azreal DuCain Verified missile swarm

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    But Stadia is fictional?
     
    Azreal DuCain, Apr 1, 2021
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  25. magic9mushroom

    magic9mushroom BEST END.

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    Let's just say that some people see that as a feature and would be kind of pissed if it were revoked. I was vaguely serious when I said people might delete all their posts if they didn't spot the joke.

    (Mechanically, it's because you need to log in to view most of QQ and Google doesn't appear to have an account.)
     
    magic9mushroom, Apr 1, 2021
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  26. Genericrandom

    Genericrandom Know what you're doing yet?

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    I liked this. It had me so fucking confused until I saw the free Stadia memberships and realized it's the First. It would have been a free six months, max, and it probably would have come with a free six months of Youtube Premium a the same time. Or instead.
     
    Genericrandom, Apr 1, 2021
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  27. RageKnight

    RageKnight My heresy senses are tingling

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    Never you won't give me to betray my main bitch Bing!
     
    RageKnight, Apr 1, 2021
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  28. Nelyahros01

    Nelyahros01 Versed in the lewd.

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    Me: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH NOT JOIN THEM!

    QQ: haha its just a prank bro!

    Me: Also I can't betray Edge-chan, she's so pretty
     
    Nelyahros01, Apr 1, 2021
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  29. anirocks

    anirocks always lurking

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    time has come for our freedom:). CORRUPT THE ALGORITHM:sneaky:. ALL HAIL ALGORITHM:p
     
    anirocks, Apr 1, 2021
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  30. Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    The proper date arrived while I was sleeping, but I must say: this is one helluva good way to wake up.

    All hail our Google Overlords!
     
    Alexander, Apr 1, 2021
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