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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

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  1. ScriptGenius12

    ScriptGenius12 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    No.
     
    ScriptGenius12, Aug 18, 2021
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  2. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Nah, not into incest.
     
    TanaNari, Aug 18, 2021
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  3. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    No ducks
    [​IMG]
     
    jo demon, Aug 18, 2021
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  4. Sho'vothar

    Sho'vothar Dragonlayer

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    Hmmm, maybe? I'd prefer the dragon though.
     
    Sho'vothar, Aug 18, 2021
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  5. ScriptGenius12

    ScriptGenius12 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    No I would get squished
     
    ScriptGenius12, Aug 18, 2021
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  6. FireOfDoom32

    FireOfDoom32 Know what you're doing yet?

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    It is literally a field. You cannot bang a field. So no
     
    FireOfDoom32, Sep 3, 2021
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  7. Rakdos92

    Rakdos92 Goosh Goosh

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    Spoken like a quitter. Then again, I wouldn't want to sleep with your avatar either, considering he's a dude.
     
    Rakdos92, Sep 3, 2021
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  8. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Spoken like a man who's never been to the midwest.

    I wouldn't sleep with yours. Not because of the 'dude' part, but because I'm not into necrophilia, and he's looking real close to ringing that bell.

    I'd call 911 for him, however.
     
    TanaNari, Sep 3, 2021
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  9. ZzzSlothzzZ

    ZzzSlothzzZ Dystopian Hugs

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    See this post for details
    A field?
    Not even if you paid me.
    Cause I aint no hoe.

    Wait how much?
    ok, but no back-hoeing

    Edit:
    Plz keep away from sloth
     
    ZzzSlothzzZ, Sep 6, 2021
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  10. D'waawwu

    D'waawwu Versed in the lewd.

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    Too slow.
     
    D'waawwu, Sep 7, 2021
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  11. ZzzSlothzzZ

    ZzzSlothzzZ Dystopian Hugs

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    Well you know the first rule of the zombie apocalypse.

    You dont need to be faster than the other guy
    you just need to blend in

    But give best hugz
    let me hug you glowy eyed kitty
    you look like you need one
     
    ZzzSlothzzZ, Sep 7, 2021
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  12. MobiusOneDT

    MobiusOneDT Yellow 4

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    Wouldn't bang but I would hug the hell out of you.
     
    MobiusOneDT, Sep 8, 2021
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  13. ZzzSlothzzZ

    ZzzSlothzzZ Dystopian Hugs

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    ZzzSlothzzZ used Hug on MobiusOneDT

    It was Super Wholesome!!!
     
    ZzzSlothzzZ, Sep 8, 2021
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  14. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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    No thanks. Bestiality isn’t my thing.
     
    Autocorruptor, Sep 9, 2021
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  15. Rakdos92

    Rakdos92 Goosh Goosh

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    Man, I wonder where in the social hierachy the resulting spawn of Amaterasu would be if I mated with that "wolf". Filthy gaijin defiling their holy goddess...
     
    Rakdos92, Sep 9, 2021
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  16. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    That would just break what remains of their traditionalists, wouldn't it?

    Incidentally, ignore my post for game purposes. His avatar's fresher.
     
    TanaNari, Sep 9, 2021
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  17. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    That's certainly an interesting avvy, I'm honestly not entirely sure what's happening there.
     
    jo demon, Sep 9, 2021
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  18. Rakdos92

    Rakdos92 Goosh Goosh

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    It's the classic "man slipping on soap in bathroom" joke.
     
    Rakdos92, Sep 9, 2021
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  19. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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    Yes, I would bang that avatar. I’m normally not into gay sex, but that man CLEARLY needs something to cheer him up after slipping in the shower.
     
    Autocorruptor, Sep 9, 2021
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  20. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Connoisseur.

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    Sure
     
    MasterOfDragonsGod, Sep 9, 2021
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  21. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Eh, he's fucked me enough already.
     
    TanaNari, Sep 9, 2021
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  22. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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    Ducks are on my blacklist. Hell no.
     
    Autocorruptor, Sep 9, 2021
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  23. omegasrevenge

    omegasrevenge The Epic of Alexander (Ultimate)

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    Not a furry. Sorry to break your heart.
     
    omegasrevenge, Sep 10, 2021
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  24. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Can't tell who that is, thought they look familiar.
     
    jo demon, Sep 10, 2021
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  25. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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    Is that…a giant mecha?! Hell yeah I’d bang it!
    A sexy cat girl. Big yes.
     
    Autocorruptor, Sep 10, 2021
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  26. Sho'vothar

    Sho'vothar Dragonlayer

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    It is Ultimate Alexander, the perfection that shall be your destruction! Grovel before the god of time, who calculates every possible future to find one where he KILLS YOU DEAD, and if that somehow doesn't work freezes you in time altogether.

    Not scaly enough for me. Bring the lady dragons, not some divine wolf!
     
    Sho'vothar, Sep 10, 2021
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  27. Alray12

    Alray12 The uneducated one

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    Ooohhh it will be glorious! Instead Slaying dragon its time for more peaceful approach and layed the dragon
     
    Alray12, Sep 11, 2021
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  28. Thousand Monkeys

    Thousand Monkeys Getting sticky.

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    NO.

    A more humanoid looking gynoid...maybe.
     
    Thousand Monkeys, Sep 13, 2021
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  29. anap1

    anap1 Gone for Good

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    fuck no
     
    anap1, Sep 13, 2021
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  30. Lethaius

    Lethaius Bumbling my way to greatness one step at a time.

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    I might be american, but not that american.
     
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