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Tribal Quest, the Nyan-ening

Discussion in 'Questing' started by Vindictus, Jan 9, 2014.

  1. mc2rpg

    mc2rpg Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Go forth and pile both meat and Fruit near to Bird Village, watching carefully which things they pick up... hang out next to the food piles and allow your subjects to be a glimpse of your magnificent prowess as a provider.
    - [X] Impress the birdies by Luring progressively bigger and scarier things out towards their village (using the same food piles) and MURDERING THE FUCK OUT OF THEM from the shadows then presenting your kills dramatically to your subjects to be, using your scouted knowledge of the terrain for striking advantage. Thus making the meat pile ever larger... Things which do not challenge you are allowed to eat.

    [X] Apes mock Smashed-Finger, but Smashed-Finger show them, he show them all. Wake up at night when the moon is out, and smash rock on rock again, away from camp.
     
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  2. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    [X] Plan Xicree
     
  3. MrGazzer

    MrGazzer Wabbit

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    I can't believe we haven't done something like
    [Q] Apes Start worshiping the Cats.
     
  4. Xicree

    Xicree Destroy and Rejoice!

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    So. Looks like Plan Xi has this one.

    :3
     
  5. Xicree

    Xicree Destroy and Rejoice!

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    Hmmm.... Done with this now Vin?
     
  6. Vindictus

    Vindictus Experienced.

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    Nah, just been busy.

    What won this round again?
     
  7. Silversun17

    Silversun17 Connoisseur.

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    This i think:
     
  8. Vindictus

    Vindictus Experienced.

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    Hunting-
    [blockquote]Rolled 1d100+25 : 80 + 25, total 105[/blockquote]

    Science!-
    [blockquote]Rolled 1d100 : 50, total 50[/blockquote]
     
  9. CrossyCross

    CrossyCross LADY OF LOVE

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    Cats be BOSS Hunters.

    Meanwhile, I dearly hope the finger-crusher works this time!
     
  10. Vindictus

    Vindictus Experienced.

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    [X] Go forth and pile both meat and Fruit near to Bird Village, watching carefully which things they pick up... hang out next to the food piles and allow your subjects to be a glimpse of your magnificent prowess as a provider.
    - [X] Impress the birdies by Luring progressively bigger and scarier things out towards their village (using the same food piles) and MURDERING THE FUCK OUT OF THEM from the shadows then presenting your kills dramatically to your subjects to be, using your scouted knowledge of the terrain for striking advantage. Thus making the meat pile ever larger... Things which do not challenge you are allowed to eat.

    Soon after the Bird Village was discovered, the cats began making forays with their newly discovered method of befriending other intelligent beings- That is, they killed an entire pack of two-legged lizardbirds and piled them upon the cliffs above the village during the night. As an afterthought, just in case the birds were bizzaro plant-eaters like the Apes, they included a few piles of fruit, gathered carefully from the jungle.

    The following morning had the cliffside nesting ground frenzied with activity. Birds flew high above, looking at the massive pile of fresh food. After a while, a few drew close- And a single cat slowly, deliberately slinked through a thin patch of underbrush and looked directly at them. The birds flew off swiftly, and the cat faded back into the darkness of the jungle.

    Over the next few weeks, the piles grew- Nibbled on slightly by scavengers, but left be by the wary birdlings. One of the younger cats decided it would be a good idea to give the neighbors a demonstration of hunting tactics, and so began luring larger and larger beasts towards the village- And then, in front of the watching birds, killing them and tossing them bodily upon the pile.

    The birds continue to keep their distance, and the cats wonder sadly what they're doing wrong.

    [X] Smashed fingers picks up a sharp rock and slams it though a tough fruit...

    Meanwhile, Smashed Finger has taken a new task upon himself- He very publicly places a heavily shelled fruit upon the finger smasher and strikes down.

    This initial test results in chunks of rotten fruit flying all across the clearing. However, despite that the other apes begin to see value with the device- So long as the fruit is tested first for freshness, at least.

    [Gained Tech Upgrade- Fruit Smasher]

    [Turns are set to 1 month]
    [] Cats do nya?
    [] Apes do nya?
     
  11. redaeth

    redaeth Stubborn pedantrist

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    I'm surprised we haven't earned the 'Apex Predator' perk\achievement yet.

    [X] Cats do nya?
    We can't reach the birds when they are in the air. Lets try throwing things at them. Let's see, that Ape is obsessed with rocks. Maybe try those?

    [X] Apes do nya?
    The cats are bugging Smashed Finger about rocks. Smashed Finger shows the cats how to throw them.
     
  12. Aranfan

    Aranfan Not too sore, are you?

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    [X] Continue trying to make friends. Instead of piling the food outside the village of the bird people, give them the food by moving the piles to the inside of the bird people village

    [X] Apes invent wearing the skin of dead animals.
     
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  13. Bloodshifter

    Bloodshifter The Bio-Armor Lover

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    1. Cliffside Villages...
    2. Oh gods please don't that way lies madness we need Leatherworking AT LEAST.
     
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  14. redaeth

    redaeth Stubborn pedantrist

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    Agreed, we should first see about learning how to preserve food and goods. That is where leatherworking lies.
     
  15. Silversun17

    Silversun17 Connoisseur.

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    [X] the cats watch the bird people and learn who they hunt. what are those rocks on sticks for anyway?

    [X] one of the Apes makes a nest you can pick up to carry fruit in. (baskets)
     
  16. Xicree

    Xicree Destroy and Rejoice!

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    Cap'n Kitty Face-Cruncher flies again!
     
  17. Biigoh

    Biigoh Primordial Tanuki Moderator

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    [X] the cats watch the bird people and learn who they hunt. what are those rocks on sticks for anyway?

    [X] one of the Apes makes a nest you can pick up to carry fruit in. (baskets)
     
  18. hunter09

    hunter09 Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] the cats watch the bird people and learn who they hunt. what are those rocks on sticks for anyway?

    [X] one of the Apes makes a nest you can pick up to carry fruit in. (baskets)
     
  19. nick012000

    nick012000 Gone for Good

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    [X] the cats watch the bird people and learn who they hunt. what are those rocks on sticks for anyway?
    [X] The Apes discover that if you cover an animal's hide with brains and piss on it, it doesn't rot!

    That is how Leather used to be made, no joke. People didn't want to live next to tanneries for a reason.
     
  20. Torgamous

    Torgamous Official Matsu

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    Why are you screaming?
    What did I do wrong?
    Why are you crying?
    How can I make it right?
    Would you like it in a different color?
    Would you like it in a different size?
    Would you like it in a different room?
    I just wanted to show my love
    I just wanted to express my thanks
    I just wanted to put a dead mouse
    on your sheets
    But now you are screaming
    And I don't know how to make you stop

    [X] the cats watch the bird people and learn who they hunt. what are those rocks on sticks for anyway?
    [X] The Apes discover that if you cover an animal's hide with brains and piss on it, it doesn't rot!
     
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  21. redaeth

    redaeth Stubborn pedantrist

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    If we keep on stealing from other races instead of inventing on our own we might get the uncreative trait.

    Just putting that out there.
     
  22. Torgamous

    Torgamous Official Matsu

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    And I'm skeptical of the use the cats'll get out of a spear, but I don't have a better idea.
     
  23. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    Apes be SCIENCE!!!tists, nyan.
    Cats be warriors, nyan.
    [X] Xicree
     
  24. daydreamer

    daydreamer Getting out there.

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    [X] The cats imitate the funny bird people. "what is the pointy stick for anyway?"
    [X] The finger smasher was a success! the large scale use of finger smashers leads to a strange phenomena. weird biting lights jump out if you smash them hard enough!

    First spark then Fire XD we can always find a new home if the science-apes get a little enthusiastic.
     
  25. Xicree

    Xicree Destroy and Rejoice!

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    Ok gonna leave the birds alone for now. We can come back to them later when we have something that lets us stealth into their lairs.


    [X] Cats set back out to searching for more ACCESSIBLE creatures within their area. Things which are smart are particularly paid attention to.
    [X] The finger smasher was a success! the large scale use of finger smashers leads to a strange phenomena. weird biting lights jump out if you smash them hard enough!
     
  26. daydreamer

    daydreamer Getting out there.

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    Do remember... native Americans used a different leather-working process involving smoking skins covered in brains(and other organ meat). Lets go fire!
     
  27. Torgamous

    Torgamous Official Matsu

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    Brains+piss seems more quintessentially Smashed Finger than brains+smoke.
     
  28. drake_azathoth

    drake_azathoth Fabulously Evil

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    [X] The cats imitate the funny bird people. "what is the pointy stick for anyway?"
    [X] The finger smasher was a success! the large scale use of finger smashers leads to a strange phenomena. weird biting lights jump out if you smash them hard enough!
     
  29. Nekraa

    Nekraa Nekraa Moderator

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    [X] Cats set back out to searching for more ACCESSIBLE creatures within their area. Things which are smart are particularly paid attention to.
    [X] The finger smasher was a success! the large scale use of finger smashers leads to a strange phenomena. weird biting lights jump out if you smash them hard enough!
     
  30. Jiven

    Jiven Most Excellent Lurker

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    A Catgirl Civ Quest ? Indeed, this thread gained the...

    JIVEN'S SEAL OF APPROVAL

    Please proceed with your adorable murderhobo civilisation.