Wily Quest: The year is 21XX. This makes no sense.

...Well rly?

 

Metal man... Like a Boss, I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vudQURQ7OFc

 

[X]What's this? A message from the Glorious Sigma? Oh you can't wait to mock him to his face. ~Talking is a free action.
-[X] Be sure that the signal isn't booby-trapped by viruses or spying programs.
--[X] Be doubly sure to send your own spying programs if you think you can get away with them.


Doable?

 

[X]Go Meet your Son. Bring Tools. Tea and whatever passes for Robot Junkfood.

 

Is the sigma virus a thing in this quest because if so we may want to cure it.

 

It's not the next turn yet, don't bother voting.

 

Comforting Bubbleman.

Well you weren't very good at this sort of thing. You were good at convincing. You could convince easily. But comfort? That's more Light's thing. Blah.

"Bubbleman. Yes I truly am back. So what has happened while I was away."

Bubbleman expands on the story that you found out through the internet. A war between Robots and Humans.

The humans had won.

Pretty much all Robot Masters are gone.

Some of the ones that potentially may be alive are Metalman. Mostly because of sheer I don't want to die and Fuck you all. Elecman may still exist. Bubbleman hasn't heard from him though. Quickman is around. Somewhere. Crashman is broken. But his Integrated Circuit is Fine. Gutsman is around and digging.

Wait.

Is Gutsman still digging out that Mountain like you asked.

That's kind of spectacular.

Shadowman is alive. Bubbleman thinks anyways.

You have a way of checking that. If that eye is open.

Swordman is around. He's protecting some old ruin somewhere. You wonder why.

These are confirmed by Bubbleman that he actually personally knows about.

It's more then you hoped for really. But you really wish more survived.

And a feed opens on one of your computers.

Someone just pulled a you and hacked all the Channels.

It's Metalman.

Insert MetalMan Scene.

+3 support points.

Incoming Collect Call from Sigma~ Do you accept?

Fine fine you grumble.

You redirect the collecting to collect from a goverment in Africa somewhere. Mostly because making You, Dr. Albert Wily, pay to listen to this half wit of a robot?

That isn't going to happen.

You are however going to mock him so bad he can help but try to attack you.

You say try.

Because you found his blueprints~

Hello weakness to electricity, how are you doing today.

You have Crushman just off to the side. Hoping that Sigma beams in.

"Dr. Wily, I presume?"

"Presume nothing. I am Dr. Albert Wily."

"You look." Sigma pauses for a second. "Unimpressive."

"Well you look impressive. But your blue prints say otherwise. Only processing at half the speed of one of my creations pets? That's pathetic. But then you are the first reploid created. You can't really stand up to my Zero. Or even X."

Sigma's eyes glow ominously.

"Oh did I hit a sore nerve? Or is that just a short in your optics."

"You Inferior You"

"Oh and now your vocal processor must be malfunctioning. Now now. You really are the inferior work here."

"Really, I'm starting to wonder what OS you're based on. Windows? Yes, maybe Vista?"

Wily's smile widens.

"No no. I take it back. You are based on Millenium. I'm almost sorry for you."

"I'll, I'll destroy you. And all of your work. All of it."

"That makes no sense. You'd have to destroy yourself. After all you are based off of my work. So go on destroy yourself. Save me some trouble."

"I. I."

"Have you updated your Antivirus lately? It seems that you might be infected with something. Oh. Oh wait. That's your Logic Processors. My bad."

"I'll end you."

"I'm sure you could manage it. Maybe in about 70 years if you kept improving? Sadly I'll be long dead by then."

A computer to the side pings.

"Trying to track me? I can guarantee that indeed I am not in the Caribbean or in the middle of the Ocean. Nor am I in the Maverick Hunter Base or the Playboy Mansion. If you know what that is."

Sigma is turning red.

"Are you overheating? That's rather riduculous. I mean were you that badly put together?"

The feed cuts out.

Wily points + 6


Well that was fun.

Time to call Zero. Or rather the Maverick Hunters base. Your son is now the leader. You are so proud.

"Calling the Maverick Hunter Hotline. How can we help you?"

"I'd like to talk to my son, Zero."

"I can't do that. He's not to be distrubed."

The voice on the other side attempts to hang up.

Attempts.

Because you already made your way in.

You comendear the viewing screen.

"Zero. Zero~. Talk to your dear Father. "

"Commander Zero isn't here. He's off fighting Mavericks."

"Well, Balurdash. If he's not here I should just hang up."

The faces of the little worker minions light up. Oh the actually think you are serious about hanging up. So Naive.

"But I won't."

And the lights go out.

"Well then let's have a conversation. What do you like to do."

"I like to read."

One of the minions smacks that one.

"Don't encourage him."

"He's not going to hang up anyways. Just indulge him and he might go away."

Well~

This could get intriguing.

"So what do you think about Zero."

"I think he's a pretty swell guy. He's pretty cool to be honest."

"Dreamy."

Where did that come from?

A Female Reploid.

Huh.

Oh well.

A blue fighting robot walks into the room.

It's Megaman.

Psst What?

Oh it's just X.

"Dr. Wily correct?"

"Yess~?"

"What is your involvement with the Maverick Uprising?"

"Besides Bubbleman taking out Launch Octopus? Not much. Even that I can't really claim as my idea. Since I just found out Bubbleman still existed."

"What about Metalman?"

"I claim no current involvement. That's just a happy accident. You can go ask him if you want."

"I have a question of my own for you. How are the rest of the Lightbots doing?"

"Who?"

"You know, Rock, Roll, Auto, Rush, all sorts of little robots my rival built? Your older siblings including your direct design progeniter?"

"I have no clue what you are talking about."

"That is a shame."

"?"

"Don't worry about it. Maybe you'll remember later. Do tell my son to call."

Wily does a mad grin.

"You can call me Uncle Wily anyways. I did have a hand in your creation~."

You cut the feed as X's surprised face is engraved into your memory and your hard drive.

Wily 1. X 0.

Wily points maxed. Have fun with a new robot master.


Later

You begin to take apart Launch Octopus.

Intresting mechanism for the tentacles. Wouldn't hold up to a metal blade but is rather flexible for a mechanical limb.

Vortex generator. Hmm. Could feed that into the Wind Generators to have a bit of fun.

Missiles, ooh so fun. Homing style let's see waterproofed and works through air?

You could make a robot master just out of that. If you felt like it.

Artilary Man? Maybe Missile Man.

But you could feed that and maybe that vortex generator into the void of madness and see what pops up.

Ideas are bubbling about a Wind based robot master. You would use the Generator as the basis. Then Fuse the Vortex Generator into the missiles and the main skeleton.

You can work with that.

Vortex man is bubbling in your head.

[]Spend parts for Vortex?

[]Or some other idea?

Actions
[]Do something about Mavericks. Send off your forces.
[] Which Maverick
[] Which Robot Master or Masters

[]Contact Metalman

[]Try to find one of the other robot masters

Extra Actions

[]Troll Everyone

[]Troll Everyone Harder

[]Troll Everyone Everywhere

Special Actions

[]You know Dr. Light. He knows you. You know him well enough that he is going to leave something behind for X. You'll attempt to find it.

[]Contact the Government. Seize Control.

[]Be proactive. You know Shadowman or Protoman or maybe enough Bass is going to pop up and annoy you.

 

[X] Vortex Man.

[X] Contact Metal Man. Looks like he can use some tuning up too.

[X] Be more discriminate in your trolling. Get everyone to help you troll. 'Sigma looses his cool, can't keep it together talking to one old man' is going up on the youtubes. Or whatever the current equivalent is. Wonder how many hits it'll get, and how fast?
-[X] Also host it on a blog or something, you guess. Be annoying if the tube servers can be hacked and Sigma takes the movie down to save face.

[X] Be proactive. Let's check on ShadowMan. He's probably set up his hardcore horrible porn to try to give an old man a heart attack again.

 

[X] Vortex Man.

Actions
[X]Do something about Mavericks. Send off your forces.
[X] Which Maverick - Spark Mandrill
[X] Which Robot Master or Masters - Crushman you are up! Make Daddy proud.

For the Electronic Trolling that this would represent... And to show we're still a force in the present... since we've not actually DONE anything yet against the Mavericks.

Extra Actions

[X]Troll Everyone Harder

Because, the best trolls leave a group or two out as a standby for future trolling.

Special Actions

[X] Be proactive. Let's check on ShadowMan. He's probably set up his hardcore horrible porn to try to give an old man a heart attack again.

Mainly because if we don't, it'll bite us in the ass later. Plus, Shadow Man will troll us if we don't do it first.

[X] Silversun17

 

[X] Vortex Man.

[X]Do something about Mavericks. Send off your forces.
[X] Which Maverick - Spark Mandrill
[X] Which Robot Master or Masters - Crushman, Vortexman you are up! Make Daddy proud.

[X] Be more discriminate in your trolling. Get everyone to help you troll. 'Sigma looses his cool, can't keep it together talking to one old man' is going up on the youtubes. Or whatever the current equivalent is. Wonder how many hits it'll get, and how fast?
-[X] Also host it on a blog or something, you guess. Be annoying if the tube servers can be hacked and Sigma takes the movie down to save face.

[X] Be proactive. Let's check on ShadowMan. He's probably set up his hardcore horrible porn to try to give an old man a heart attack again.

 

[X] Chibi

 

Edit: Fuck it, I'll go with [X] Chibi because it doesn't seem like X is moving out quite yet; which gives us some time. Plus, family bonding is best.

[X] Chibi plan

 

[X] Chibi

 

I want Wily to be shown as still relevant, which means directing our robots to take out theirs, then we can go see Metal Man.

 

[X] Chibi.

I REALLY need to check the mangas if ShadowMan canonically does that kind of stuff to troll Willy.

 

[X] Chibi-Plan

 

[X] Chibi plan

 

Normally I would agree, but MetalMan is pretty damn bad off right now. I'm afraid that if we don't move right now, Sigma will finally get his shit together and dispatch several of his Maveric to deal with him. That could be pretty bad.

Better to get the family together as fast as possible. So many of Willy's children are already irreparably lost we should make sure to safeguard as many of the survivors as we possibly can.

 

[X] Vortex Man.

[X] Contact Metal Man. Looks like he can use some tuning up too.

[X] Be more discriminate in your trolling. Get everyone to help you troll. 'Sigma looses his cool, can't keep it together talking to one old man' is going up on the youtubes. Or whatever the current equivalent is. Wonder how many hits it'll get, and how fast?
-[X] Also host it on a blog or something, you guess. Be annoying if the tube servers can be hacked and Sigma takes the movie down to save face.

[X] Be proactive. Let's check on ShadowMan. He's probably set up his hardcore horrible porn to try to give an old man a heart attack again.

 

[X] Chibi plan

 

[X] Chibi plan

 

Inspiration strikes like a lightning bolt. It's easy for Vortexman. You minaturize the wind turbine generators so much that you wonder how they even work. Same amount of force.

With the Vortex Generator integrated Vortexman can effectively fire off minature tornados from his palms.

He's also capable of creating what are effectively F2 level Dust devils on mass.

Besides that he also has Vortex Missiles. Basically Drone missiles that can produce a vortex sucking in everything around it.

And then exploding.

Vortex man is definitely one of your masterpieces.

~~~~~~~~

It's time to go visit Metalman.

After all he did so graciously sent you an invitation.

Who are you to turn it down?

You get into The Wily UFO(TM) and go off to meet with him. You have Hydroman, Crushman, Vortexman, and Dinoman ready to beam in once you get there.

You do want them to meet pretty much what is their oldest sibling.

Metal man is waiting for you in a rather large clearing. It's full of scavenged tech.

Scavenged meaning wrecked.

Metal man ripped up a lot machines looking for parts.

And in the middle is his offering to you. Sting Chameleon as the files from the Maverick Hunter base called him.

Stealth Unit.

You mentally start to pick him apart while you land. Several possible ways to pull off the invisibility trick. But first you should talk to Metalman.

You hop out of the UFO.

Metal man has a table and tea set out for you.

Such a dutiful son.

You sit down and pick up a cup.

It's your favorite.

Surprised he remembered.

"Hello Metalman."

"Hello, Doctor."

"How are you doing."

"Energy levels at 15%. Armor status 29% stability. My arm joints need to be fixed. And the hydralics in my legs need to be replaced. I've been worse. But that was when Megaman attacked."

"All of that is fixable. Well mostly fixable. I did notice something. You have an Overdrive system. I don't remember installing one in you. Something about you not quite being capatible with the system."

"You didn't. When you disappeared. I went to Cossack for Maintenance. During the War they even went after him. I don't understand why. He just wanted to be left alone."

"Don't worry. I'll help. I can fix things now. Even I can be a hero sometimes."

Shuffling sounds come from the bushes.

Metal Man pulls out a sawblade.

A met rolls out.

Smashed.

You immediently call in your robot masters. All of them.

They beam in as figure smashes into Metal man.

It's A bug?

A beetle Reploid.

You know this one.

Boomer Kuwanger.

"Crushman Keep him away from Metal man."

Because Metalman is weak to his weapon.

And you rush into the Wily UFO.

Because you are squishy.

Wait. Is that Shadow Man?

Why is he rumaging through Sting Chameleons body.

He's holding up a part towards you.

Analyzing.

That's the Camouflage unit.

That sneaky ninja.

Shadowman throws a ninja star at Kuwanger and disappears. Distracting him enough that Crush man gets his hands on him.

[]Now what?


Bubbleman works on the computer. He doesn't need to really. He can just inteface with it. But what fun is that?

He works on uploading the Sigma File. He feeds it into the tubes and waits to see the results.

!

A ripple on the Terrible Cloud.

You felt that.

You interface with the computer.

!

It feels like one of your siblings. But it doesn't match any of your known brothers.

What's going on in this computer?

[]What?

 

[X] It's obviously a decoy, make sure to have your Children on the ready for the next hammer to drop, make sure the teleporter is always at the ready and the line isn't hacked. (What's this, a safe for humans teleporter, what madness is this?)

[X] Investigate further, say hello to our new AI brother.

 

[X] It's obviously a decoy, make sure to have your Children on the ready for the next hammer to drop, make sure the teleporter is always at the ready and the line isn't hacked. (What's this, a safe for humans teleporter, what madness is this?)

[X] Investigate further, say hello to our new AI brother.

 

I wonder if we find the lightbots we could fix them up.

 

Points out that Gutsman's already been mentioned as existing somewhere.

 

Well yeah. You helped build them after all.

Robot Masters are Wily Tech.

It was his idea. Dr. Light? He wanted to make the Internet.

But Dr. Light got funding to do your Idea.

Yeah. It doesn't make sense.

When it gets down to it.

All robots are pretty much his idea.

 

I think it would be neat to introduce X to Rock.

Also your missing some posts in your index. Atleast one was skipped.