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1.- Yuri self-sex, crime sprees, orgies. ("A long rambling Love Poem to Bloodshed, and to Myselves/Ourself")
2.- Yuri Med-nin self-sex, ninja sprees, learn kage bunshin, one person orgies.

 

1. Awkwardness due to being a Snake Women. On the bright side, I'm totally going to get all sorts of invitations to cons! All around, pretty positive I'd say.

2. I'm fucked due to mind control being standard operating procedure for how they operate. If I'm not mind controlled, I'm still pretty fucked due to being an alien and people having a shoot on sight policy. If I'm lucky, I might, might end up as a valuable resource to XCOM via Out of World knowledge knowing about the Terrors from the deep and what the hell the Avatar Project is.

 

... I need to get my avvie from SV over here before I can actually participate in this thread.

... Heh. XCOM 2 Puns.

 

Speaking of, your new avatar makes you look fat. Somehow, when I see your posts, they seem to carry more weight(and not in a good way).


It's ridiculous.

 

Scenario 1: Will open new frontier for mankind, to new era of progress and discovery when all nation on Earth unite under one banner and crate new space program. All because they want to know why an alien ship orbiting Jupiter is transiting and showcasing to the Earth satellites own program dedicated to Anime and Cartoons. Just as Panned.

Scenario 2: I continiue to bring so much joy to the youth and eldery of mankind by providing them with best animated block in history.

Is it just me or Bii is actually enjoying to be verbally abused? Didn't know you have it in you. This explains your protest that Tanuki are not for lewding. You can get off only on some sick Dom-Sub relationship.

 

I am now a classy cat that did a stint as a bond villains evil cat when he was younger.

... At least thats what I just came up with.

The monocle also shoots lazers at people that displease me.

-edit-

Because why not.

 

I'm being serious, it makes no sense and it's weirding me out. I think it's the particular colors/shade/tone making the picture feel heavy.

 

That's just a lard-ass, bii's avatar feels as if every pixel would need to be lifted by Atlas.

 

Without the frame the pic doesn't look weird.

 

I have to disagree, now it weirder. Image of all t racoons bumping thier fists in the air like they salute to thier new overlord/dictator, is very disturbing sight.

But i'm not suprised that Bii had chosen it for that exact reason.

 

1. I am Brolli Diamondback's corpse in RL. Presumably, I sit around decomposing. It is technically not annoying, because as a corpse I am incapable of being annoyed.
2. I am Brolli Diamondback's corpse in Yukari's freezer. Presumably, I am carved up over the next couple of months by Ran and Chen and eaten by the Yakumo family.

That's a bit bleak. Let's try some of my past ones. I'll assume for the sake of argument that in all the ones where I'm dumped into Japan I learn Japanese in the process, because otherwise they'll all boil down to "be immediately identified as an impostor because I don't know Japanese and probably wind up in a psych ward or foster family".

1/1: I am Ib (or Mary) in RL. Explanations may be difficult, particularly to the authorities (I can probably prove myself to my family); all things considered, it might be best for me to just bite the bullet and go back to school. Being a presumably-fertile woman solves one major issue I currently have, so that's something.
1/2: I am Ib (or Mary) in Ib as of the Together, Forever ending. Go on with life; they're young enough that I might be able to pass.
2/1: I am Kotonoha in RL. See 1/1, though in this case I'm 15-16 and may be able to pass for adult.
2/2: I am Kotonoha in School Days as of the Forever ending. Well, this is awkward. Makoto and Sekai are observing me at the time, so while a nonsensical reaction is somewhat in-character I might be able to convince them that I'm not actually Kotonoha and request threesome ending. Moving in with them is especially desired because I won't be able to pass for long in the Katsura household.
3/1a: I am Inubushi Keiko in RL. See 1/1, except I'm an adult.
3/1b: I am Yukidou Satoru in RL. Not a big change, all things considered.
3/2a: I am Inubushi Keiko in Remember11. I stop sexually assaulting Satoru and explain things - since minds getting shuffled around is actually happening at the time, he's fairly likely to believe me. Escape from SPHIA on schedule, don't be creepy, and ask for Satoru's help in setting up a new life. Sexings possibly included.
3/2b: I am Yukidou Satoru in Remember11. I solve the plot and additionally court Keiko.
4/1a: I am a Gretchen-familiarised Akemi Homura in RL. Magic, therefore I can explain shit (and get a million dollars from Randi). If I show signs of going insane, kill myself.
4/1b: I am Kriemhild Gretchen in RL. See 4/1a.
4/2a: I am a Gretchen-familiarised Akemi Homura in a bad end with a sentient, humanoid Kriemhild Gretchen. I spill the beans to her, offer to still be her disciple and hope she doesn't kill me.
4/2b: I am Kriemhild Gretchen in a bad end with a familiarised Akemi Homura. Homura probably goes apeshit and tries to kill me. If I survive, try to live normally.
5/1: I am Ilias in RL. I show up to ISIL in my full glory and tell them to stop, using [Thunder of Judgement] if necessary; ditto for the various religious leaders involved in other disgusting shit like genital mutilation and homosexual persecution.
5/2: I am Ilias, sitting on Luka's dick after he picked me. Since I'm in basically an unassailable position at this point, I can take my time figuring out what to do next. Bringing Promestein over to my side should be simple enough; the whole monster mess is a moral quagmire, though, and I honestly don't know how I'd go about solving it.
6/1: I am Saki in RL. See 2/1.
6/2: I am Saki in Yandere, currently covered in Kikushita Yuumi's blood and organs. I walk Subaru through how to explain all this shit to the police and we probably walk because we're a pair of students who killed a teacher who was raping one of us. Then go on as Subaru's less-crazy-than-canon girlfriend (I can probably pass because Saki's so unhinged nothing's really OOC for her).
7/1: I am adult Aya Drevis in RL. See 3/1.
7/2: I am adult Aya Drevis, evil doctor who makes dolls out of her patients, in her practice in the middle of nowhere. I probably won't be able to pass to Maria, so I spill the beans and get her to explain how we're not starving (at knifepoint, if necessary) then kick her out because I don't remotely trust her. Improvise from there.
8/1: I'm a tentacle-monster in RL. I make millions in the porn industry.
8/2: I'm a tentacle-monster in the true ending of Eversion. I go about my life, assuming I pass (there's no plot).
9/1: I'm The Guy in RL. Further specifics depend on what he actually looks like outside of 8-bit graphics and what his actual powers are.
9/2: I'm The Guy in IWBTG. Go on with life as The Guy and surrender the title peacefully to the first person who challenges me.
10/1a: I'm Alipheese Fateburn's corpse in RL. See the main 1) answer.
10/1b: I'm Luka in RL. Take my ring off and then go about fixing religion as in 5/1.
10/1c: I'm Ilias in RL. See 5/1.
10/2a: I'm Alipheese Fateburn's corpse in Ilias' ending of MGQ. I presumably decompose and/or am zombified by La Croix.
10/2b: I'm Luka in Ilias' ending of MGQ. I have hot sex with Ilias forever.
10/2c: I'm Ilias in Ilias' ending of MGQ. See 5/2.

Foreknowledge of Ilias' plan is probably worth more than AE's learned abilities, in all honesty.

 

I wouldn't survive the angels or the chimeras.

 

Apparently, I am an ominous evil space Sovereignety from another galaxy whos troops look like WW1 trenchers crossed with a 90s comic book.

 

Scenario 1: I'm a cynical as fuck crotchety old man.... who just can't die.
Scenario 2: Oh dear god, why did i agree to keep living through this.... Damn demons need to get off my lawn, and out of my house.

Although in the spirit of being a crotchety old man, i have to wonder if anyone actually knows where my avatar is from? Or was it published too long ago?

 

My best guess is Demonology 101, which I never read much of.

 

And now I finally got my avvie from SV over here.

So now I'm basically a nigh-invulnerable regenerating teleporting juggernaut that wields glorious psychic bullshit.

... You know what?

I'm alright with this.

 

Yeah, you have it right. I remember it being huge around the first college i went too all those years ago but since then... haven't really heard much of anything about it. Mostly i think because the artist went professional.

 

1. I am suddenly a complete and utter hottie with bullshit-tier healing factor and impossible killing skill.
...
Well at least my being female is made up for by the fact that my flesh doesn't look like the topographical map of Utah.

2. Fuck I don't even know? Kill shit, make money, get bitches? Probably try to munchkin as much as possible.

 

I am now three beargirls. ...not sure what to feel.

 

I am now Tennyo. Awesome superpowers including regen 7+, it only goes to 7, she survived a nuke once.

Scenario 1: I have no idea what I would do. Probably start with some self-exploration and then move onto teleporting everywhere I can think of exploration. Wave at the ISS, visit stuff left on the moon, visit Chernobyl (gotta take advantage of being immune to radiation).

Scenario 2: Goes to a school for people with superpowers in a dorm for gender bent people. Has spaceship. Also lovcraftian monsters are about but I'm now one of the few people who would actually stand a chance against them.

Probably similar to scenario 1 but wih a lot more interesting and dangerous stuff to visit, that I know of.

 

1. I'm a dragon, I'll probably go to a furry convention or something. Probably have sex for the first time ever!
2. Due to a lack of origin setting, it's probably a fantasy styled porno. Probably have a lot of sex.