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Terrible Father Quest (Evangelion)

Discussion in 'Questing' started by gibbousmoons, Feb 24, 2014.

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  1. skaro

    skaro Well worn.

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    [X] speak with Misato and Ritsuko about them moving in together along with Shinji and Rei. They need to be familiar with the tactical officer so they can trust her in battle and Ritsuko can provide the level headed authority figure the pilots need. all future pilots will be moved in with them as well. This will make security much easier as well.
    -[X] NERV will pay for MUCH better living conditions then they currently have. (give them a large penthouse or something)
    -[X] Personally Drive Shinji and Rei to their new home, Share stories about about Yui during the drive. Also discuss with Shinji about what time you should come over on Wednesday.

    Misato and Ritsuko is former roomate in collegue.
     
  2. Silversun17

    Silversun17 Connoisseur.

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    swtiching back but adding something

    [X] speak with Misato and Ritsuko about them moving in together along with Shinji and Rei. They need to be familiar with the tactical officer so they can trust her in battle and Ritsuko can provide the level headed authority figure the pilots need. all future pilots will be moved in with them as well. This will make security much easier as well.
    -[X] NERV will pay for MUCH better living conditions then they currently have. (give them a large penthouse or something)
    -[X] Personally Drive Shinji and Rei to their new home, Share stories about about Yui during the drive. Also discuss with Shinji about what time you should come over on Wednesday.
    -[X] find a way to Throw Maya in the mix, the feed from the living room security camera's will make for a wonderful entertainment,
     
  3. megrisvernin

    megrisvernin Connoisseur.

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    [X] speak with Misato and Ritsuko about them moving in together along with Shinji and Rei. They need to be familiar with the tactical officer so they can trust her in battle and Ritsuko can provide the level headed authority figure the pilots need. all future pilots will be moved in with them as well. This will make security much easier as well.
    -[X] NERV will pay for MUCH better living conditions then they currently have. (give them a large penthouse or something)
    -[X] Personally Drive Shinji and Rei to their new home, Share stories about about Yui during the drive. Also discuss with Shinji about what time you should come over on Wednesday.
     
  4. iamnuff

    iamnuff Connoisseur.

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    aww, we took the boring option.

    [X]Misato+Rei

    we really should have gone with "I built you a fucking robot, what more do you want?"
     
  5. aja318

    aja318 Know what you're doing yet?

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    X] speak with Misato and Ritsuko about them moving in together along with Shinji and Rei. They need to be familiar with the tactical officer so they can trust her in battle and Ritsuko can provide the level headed authority figure the pilots need. all future pilots will be moved in with them as well. This will make security much easier as well.
    -[X] NERV will pay for MUCH better living conditions then they currently have. (give them a large penthouse or something)
    -[X] Personally Drive Shinji and Rei to their new home, Share stories about about Yui during the drive. Also discuss with Shinji about what time you should come over on Wednesday.
    [X] Set intense combat training for Shinji, we need to forge and hone his killer instincts.
    [X] Don't worry about S2 engine, worst that will happen will be Yui waking up and killing us and it's not like she wouldn't have good reason.
     
  6. CrossyCross

    CrossyCross LADY OF LOVE

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    [X] Rei
    - [X] Make clear to both of them that Rei is the one in charge.

    Alternative plan:
    [X] Rei
    - [X] Make clear to both of them that Rei is the one in charge.
    - - [X] You realize you might need someone that's technically older for legal purposes. Add Misato to the mix.
    - - - [X] Make ultra clear to the three of them that Rei is still the one in charge.


    I LOVE THIS.
     
  7. Valette-Serafina

    Valette-Serafina Shameless Shadow

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    [X] Rei
    - [X] Make clear to both of them that Rei is the one in charge.

    Alternative plan:
    [X] Rei
    - [X] Make clear to both of them that Rei is the one in charge.
    - - [X] You realize you might need someone that's technically older for legal purposes. Add Misato to the mix.
    - - - [X] Make ultra clear to the three of them that Rei is still the one in charge.
     
  8. Malcolmo

    Malcolmo Insert custom title here

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    [X] Rei
    - [X] Make clear to both of them that Rei is the one in charge.
    - - [X] You realize you might need someone that's technically older for legal purposes. Add Misato to the mix.
    - - - [X] Make ultra clear to the three of them that Rei is still the one in charge.

    Is best plan.
     
  9. gibbousmoons

    gibbousmoons Well worn.

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    Doctor Strangelove! That was it.

    If you want a look at how someone stuck in a time loop would act, that's a good place.
     
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  10. Liam-don

    Liam-don Fondly Regard Creation.

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    [X] speak with Misato and Ritsuko about them moving in together along with Shinji and Rei. They need to be familiar with the tactical officer so they can trust her in battle and Ritsuko can provide the level headed authority figure the pilots need. all future pilots will be moved in with them as well. This will make security much easier as well.
    -[X] NERV will pay for MUCH better living conditions then they currently have. (give them a large penthouse or something)
     
  11. Heaven Canceler

    Heaven Canceler Behind You!

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    [X] Rei
    - [X] Make clear to both of them that Rei is the one in charge.
    - - [X] You realize you might need someone that's technically older for legal purposes. Add Misato to the mix.
    - - - [X] Make ultra clear to the three of them that Rei is still the one in charge.
     
  12. UrsaTempest

    UrsaTempest Yuri Fanatic, Archivist

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    [X] Rei
    - [X] Make clear to both of them that Rei is the one in charge.
    - - [X] You realize you might need someone that's technically older for legal purposes. Add Misato to the mix.
    - - - [X] Make ultra clear to the three of them that Rei is still the one in charge.
     
  13. Torgamous

    Torgamous Official Matsu

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    What legal purposes? We're Gendo Ikari. We are the legal purposes. If Rei can live on her own then she can live with Shinji.

    [X] Rei
    - [X] Make clear to both of them that Rei is the one in charge.
     
  14. TheOtherSandman

    TheOtherSandman Well worn.

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    [X] speak with Misato and Ritsuko about them moving in together along with Shinji and Rei. They need to be familiar with the tactical officer so they can trust her in battle and Ritsuko can provide the level headed authority figure the pilots need. all future pilots will be moved in with them as well. This will make security much easier as well.
    -[X] NERV will pay for MUCH better living conditions then they currently have. (give them a large penthouse or something)
    -[X] Personally Drive Shinji and Rei to their new home, Share stories about about Yui during the drive. Also discuss with Shinji about what time you should come over on Wednesday.
     
  15. Torgamous

    Torgamous Official Matsu

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    "Rei, this is a test for you. If you can prove that you can be responsible by taking care of Shinji, I may let you get that puppy you wanted. Remember to feed him at least twice daily and to change his newspaper regularly."
     
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  16. Acaila

    Acaila Making the rounds.

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    [X] Rei
    - [X] Make clear to both of them that Rei is the one in charge.
     
  17. Pipeman

    Pipeman Well worn.

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    [X] Rei
    - [X] Make clear to both of them that Rei is the one in charge.
    - - [X] You realize you might need someone that's technically older for legal purposes. Add Misato to the mix.
    - - - [X] Make ultra clear to the three of them that Rei is still the one in charge.
     
  18. Disminded

    Disminded Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Rei
    - [X] Make clear to both of them that Rei is the one in charge.
    - - [X] You realize you might need someone that's technically older for legal purposes. Add Misato to the mix.
    - - - [X] Make ultra clear to the three of them that Rei is still the one in charge.
     
  19. MHLord

    MHLord Why hello there.

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    [X] Ritsuko
     
  20. GeneralXanatos

    GeneralXanatos Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] speak with Misato and Ritsuko about them moving in together along with Shinji and Rei. They need to be familiar with the tactical officer so they can trust her in battle and Ritsuko can provide the level headed authority figure the pilots need. all future pilots will be moved in with them as well. This will make security much easier as well.
    -[X] NERV will pay for MUCH better living conditions then they currently have. (give them a large penthouse or something)
    -[X] Personally Drive Shinji and Rei to their new home, Share stories about about Yui during the drive. Also discuss with Shinji about what time you should come over on Wednesday.
     
  21. ReinZero

    ReinZero QQ voters, geniuses at opposing their own goals.

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    What do you mean making a mockery of it isn't terrible... after all, we're not living with the boy.
     
  22. Torgamous

    Torgamous Official Matsu

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    I don't know what those words mean in relation to my post.
     
  23. Redon

    Redon the baka nerbie

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    [X] Rei. They're both pilots, after all. Makes sense to have them living in the same location, so that they can monitor each other's health and well-being or something else that sounds reasonable.
     
  24. Adyen

    Adyen Experienced.

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    This is awesome. And you are awesome for writing it. That said, I'm waiting till the father/son dinner so that he can bring up how Guide loved kamen rider but couldn't get the rights to reproduce the giant one (ie I'm on the phone and can't copy and paste well enough)
     
  25. Deathwings

    Deathwings Questionable French Guy

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    [X] speak with Misato and Ritsuko about them moving in together along with Shinji and Rei. They need to be familiar with the tactical officer so they can trust her in battle and Ritsuko can provide the level headed authority figure the pilots need. all future pilots will be moved in with them as well. This will make security much easier as well.
    -[X] NERV will pay for MUCH better living conditions then they currently have. (give them a large penthouse or something)
    -[X] Personally Drive Shinji and Rei to their new home, Share stories about about Yui during the drive. Also discuss with Shinji about what time you should come over on Wednesday.

    Oh god, this is soooooo going to go up in flames. XD
    Also, whoever is looping is probably wondering what the fuck is going on right now.
     
  26. Happerry

    Happerry The Song to the Flame

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    [X] Kaji
     
  27. Biigoh

    Biigoh Primordial Tanuki Moderator

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    [X] Misato
     
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    gibbousmoons Well worn.

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    [17] Rei

    You almost give in to temptation and set your son up with some kind of pseudo-harem. You could just pile all of the women you know into one apartment building with Shinji: Misato, Rei, Ritsuko, Rei, and Ritsuko’s little yes-girl, what’s her name- Maya?

    But no, Shinji needs to learn to be assertive, to take control of his own destiny and to do what you damn well tell him to.

    You dial the only person in the entire complex who’s never talked about you behind your back. “Rei.”

    “Commander.”

    “The third child will be living with you for the foreseeable future. You current living arrangements will not be sufficient.” You tell her to pick up her things and report to the secure apartment building that your operations director, Misato, will be staying in. By sheer ‘coincidence’, the apartment you’re planning on having her share with your son has a wall in common with Misato’s bedroom.

    . . . You make a mental note to give a small bonus to whoever designed that feature.

    Now all you have to do is justify your decision.

    An hour later you realize that, once again, you’ve underestimated just how much people are willing to rationalize your decisions for you.

    “It’s a good choice from the security perspective.” Misato says. “Rei’s previous accommodations were nowhere near secure enough for a pilot. Though do they really need to live together?”

    You nestle your hands together and lean down in the way that you’ve practised, letting the light glance off of your glasses.

    Ritsuko chimes in. “Rei is the more experienced pilot.”

    You nod for her to continue, and she does. “Shinji needs to learn to take cues from Rei instinctively, to learn good ways of thinking from someone who has more experience with the system.”

    After a moment, Misato concedes. “All right.”

    So to recap, today your son got out of the infirmary after ripping a giant monster to pieces with his own giant monster, hopefully boosting his confidence. You got a good look at your new Operations Director, and thoroughly approve of your son’s new eye candy adult supervision. And, to top it all off, you’ve made plans for Shinji to live with a meek girl that gleefully submits to authority.

    “Then this is the final decision. The third child will live with the first, and will follow her directions.”

    You wonder how Rei will handle being in control of something- someone. She’s never had this kind of responsibility before.

    And. . .

    what kind of setup should you arrange for the apartment?
    [] Let it be a surprise. Tell Section Two to take care of it.
    [] Everything’s fine, but there’s only one bed.
    [] The shower opens into both bedrooms, and the doors are on backorder
    [] There’s a door that leads to Misato’s apartment, and it doesn’t lock.
    [] The heater is stuck. It keeps the temperature a balmy 85F.
     
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  29. Silversun17

    Silversun17 Connoisseur.

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    [X] There is only one bed in the Pilot's room and the heater is stuck at a balmy 85F
    -[X] There’s a door that leads to Misato’s apartment, and it doesn’t lock. Oddly her heater has developed similar issues to the pilots' heater.
     
  30. drake_azathoth

    drake_azathoth Fabulously Evil

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    [X] The shower opens into both bedrooms, and the doors are on backorder.
    [X] The heater is stuck. It keeps the temperature a balmy 85F.

    As bodacious as Misato is, I feel an adult influence could only serve our purpose ill. The 'one bed' thing is rather overt and unlikely to work as intended, as one or the other pilot is likely to simply sleep on the floor. On the other hand, it's unlikely Shinji can in any way keep Rei from stripping down if she's overheated, and the shower thing is subtle enough and hard enough to circumvent with the temperature up that 'mistakes' will be easy to make.
     
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