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Discussion in 'General' started by Nekraa, May 21, 2014.

  1. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Because I am a dick.

    And a duck.
     
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  2. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    You're a Beta Cuck.:p

    Or a Beta Duck.:p

    *Twirls fake mustache evilly*
     
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  3. TriforcedLink

    TriforcedLink Hero of degeneracy

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    1. Probably try to enjoy myself now that I'm a demonic mask that's powerful enough to pull the fucking moon out of its orbit. The change might be annoying enough for the sheer fact that I have lost my ability to fap.

    2. Don't piss the kid with the green tights off, leave him be and wait for him to leave. Also try to find a better body then a child made out of wood and maybe rotting flesh?
     
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  4. BrokenRobot

    BrokenRobot Comes and goes

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    1. Regret choosing a post-dismemberment avatar. Twitch occasionally.

    2. As above.
     
  5. theACEbabana

    theACEbabana En Garde!

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    1. ...I now have to deal with my sudden sex change. On one hand, I can boldly go where no man has gone before in the realms of self gratification. On the other hand...actually, never mind. I just have to learn how to live with my new rack. That aside, here's to hoping my voice is sexy enough to do some erotic audio recordings. Always wanted to fluster anons.

    2. Current avatar was just something I found online and adapted for an original setting quest I run on 4Chan. She is an Ingulan Skysinger, a priestess of the Elder Gods, the oldest observable faith on the continent of my setting. Unlike other faiths who shy away from sexuality, Ingulans embrace it by incororating the erotic and sensual in their rituals. Especially for the Skysingers, who dance with essentially the costume my avatar is wearing as it pleases the Elder Gods and encourages that which brings new life into the world: hot, steamy sex. And for Skysingers, eroticism is a core tenet of the faith.

    So I'm now an Ingulan priestess...well, that means I get my cherry popped by the most accomplished warrior when I reach sixteen as per tradition, and I have to serve as one of my tribe's go-to for spiritual, medical and sexual advice. Hmmm...I could live with that. Although there is the risk of being carted off by Vasceli rebels and sold into sexual slavery. But that's what the Gurg'athan are for, mortal warriors and heroes of the gods to protect the clans, and by extension the Skysingers. Here's hoping I don't get carted off.
     
  6. Shade.ninja

    Shade.ninja Getting out there.

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    Avatar change.

    snr 1. Try to get used to my new body good news im now really hard to kill.

    Scn 2:I will find you. And share that i will experiance will play pails in comparison to what i will do when i escape and i will escape because i am angry.
     
  7. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I go to town on my tits and thing. Give 'em the attention they need.;)

    Scenario 2? Same thing.:p
     
  8. HypoSoc

    HypoSoc The mind is such a fragile plaything.

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    Woo. So, of my three avi's, this current one is almost certainly the best. An immortal, indestructible horror that lurks in the shadows of your thoughts, complete with shapeshifting and tentacles?

    You couldn't ask for more.

    In the real world I would… it's hard to tell really. There's no limits any more. I could just shape shift back to my old body (with some vain cosmetic upgrades, of course), and continue living my life. If I ever get the urge to be megalomaniacal, I could probably set up a one person illuminati. Omnipresence is really useful for information gathering and manipulation. Or I could just perv out, if I feel like maintaining a sex drive.

    I might end up setting an entertainment company and offer a sort of Star Trek holochamber sort of thing as a service. I'm sure I could make a lot of legal money that way, without being too disruptive to society. Maybe go around and give people super powers to see what they would do with them. Pretending to be some sort of deal making devil would be fun.


    In the actual setting, I'm a bit more limited. Not only are there things that can harm me, but there is a pretty horrifying reputation I would have to deal with. People aren't going to trust an entity known for complete sadism in mind fuckery in any manner. But I would be making the world a better place just by not being a horrifying mind fucker.

    I'd probably just live a life of mild hedonism and help out if the world ever seriously get's in trouble. Maybe unfuck Black and Charley. Scratch that. I would definitely untuck Black and Charley. Anonymously so my reputation doesn't make them too suspicious.
     
  9. CharioteerArcana

    CharioteerArcana Getting sticky.

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    Scenario one - In my World - : RESIST URGE TO BURN HERETICS!
    -Enter Scientology-
    FUCK IT, BURN!

    Scenario two - In his World - : Resist urge to cry!
    -Enter Daemon-
    Fuck it, Cry!
     
  10. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Scenario one - ... Cosplay. Fucking cosplay. It's no Tony Stark, but it'll do.:p

    Scenario two - I'm Black Widow during Iron Man 2? Fuck, that's the one I haven't watched!
     
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  11. Weero

    Weero Taijiquan Novice

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    Nephalem who is also a holy kung-fu monk who'd fit right in the xianxia genre, fuck yes.

    Option one: I become a vigilante freedom fighter in the bad regions of the world.

    Option two: I go to both the Shaolin temple and the Wudang daoist temple, and teach the monks my kung-fu.

    Option three: I do both nr 1 and 2, but do 2 first, then take a squad of my best disciples with me on my journey to right wrongs!

    I also have a kick-ass beard now.
     
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  12. UrsaTempest

    UrsaTempest Yuri Fanatic, Archivist

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    Well, avatar change. Let's see how it goes!

    Option 1: Like previously, except maybe-kinda mind-controlled by magical armor. Not sure how it'll work IRL...
    Option 2: There is really only one event where this happened, so... it'll result in very confused Hibiki? Also, my song probably will change mid-battle.
     
  13. Kanonite

    Kanonite Cybervirgin Gone for Good

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    I am sex shark, watch me sex.
     
  14. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Scenario One : WHERE MUH DURGONS AT?! Oh, and do some stuff like taking pictures of myself and posting them.

    Scenario Two: ... Well, it's difficult to fuck up as badly as she did when I have future knowledge. Imma become a badass dragon queen. Kinda sad about the queen part. No dick and all that, but at least my genitals function now! On the other hand.. do they really count as mine?
     
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  15. Malbutorius

    Malbutorius Xenophile

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    Scenario One: I am now a Succubus Loli. It's probably going to be hard to get food I'll tell you that, unless I can seduce people mystically with my succubi powers.

    Scenario Two: I actually don't know the setting they're from IIRC. But it'll sure be fun!
     
  16. TriforcedLink

    TriforcedLink Hero of degeneracy

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    .....

    This shit feels weird man, and I'm stuck as a frog till the end of the year. :(
     
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  17. Whitesnake Pelinal

    Whitesnake Pelinal Like a dream without a dreamer

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    1. I promote myself to Serpent Knight. The terrain bonus is helpful on seas of information.

    2. I promote myself to Serpent Knight. By the time the promotion is practical, there's only one map left with water on it, and pitting water bonused units vs other water bonused units isn't even advantageous when I can sit on land and let enemy water units suicide against standard land-based soldiers.
     
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  18. Shade.ninja

    Shade.ninja Getting out there.

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    I just realized my scn 2 situation is worse is that they will make repeated attempts to kill. I just hope i can convince them not to do it.
     
  19. Thaumiel

    Thaumiel I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Well, my avatar makes things... complicated. Before I start, please keep in mind that I am not trying to promote occult movements of any sort. I am a writer, who personally finds human culture to be very intriguing, and likes using actual philosophy and magical practices to complement my settings. This is purely the result of my research when applied to a narrative standpoint. Now, I advise you to go get something to eat, this post will be kinda long.

    My avatar is Etz Chiim - the qabbalistic Tree of Death. I now stand complementary to Etz Hayim - the Tree of Life -, with my Qlippoth ('husks') providing the Sephirot ('emanations') a solid structure for the universe. If the Tree of Life is the map of creation, then I am the foundation that allows it to exist - without the Tree of Death, time ceases to be linear, and nothing has purpose of its own;the peel is necessary to protect the fruit.

    Now, because the Tree of Life was based on Adam Kadmon, the blueprint of God, I am based on Lilith, the blueprint of that which is without God. Of course, everyone knows that Lilith birthed many demons - and indeed, the word 'husk' has two different contexts here. The most obvious one is a literal peel - and the fruit's peel is regarded as worthless and empty by its own. I am known as Belial, 'the Worthless Ones, without God'. While the Tree of Life and its 'Emanations' came from Ohr, 'the Infinite (God)', the Tree of Death is planted in Sitra Achra, 'the Other Side (Standing in Opposition to Holiness)' - and as such completely independent from God.

    On the other hand, in its original context - a Sumerian connotation, in fact, which sheds light on the fact that the Tree of Death was actually the Sumerian Tree of Life, demonized by the hebrew for its focus in matriarcal forces - my 'husks' are in fact pregnant wombs, which correlate to the birth of the spirit. For example, Thaumiel - the 'Contending Forces, Twins of God' - give birth to Satan and Melek, who rule the concept of Division responsible for individuality and distinction, absolutely necessary for the universe to exist. Because all of my abilities would be of a conceptual nature - necessary for the integrity of time itself -, as well as the fact that anything of my design is independent of Divinity... it would be more fitting for me to be a deity that grants power to my followers rather than an actual person - the closest things to manifestations of myself would be the demons I would birth from my Qlippoth, such as Satan and Melek, Luficer, Belphegor, Lilith, Naamah, and some others - and their Babylonian ancestors, such as Tiamat and Enlil, Marduk, Lamashtu, and a few others.

    I reckon my most accurate manifestations would be Lilith/Naamah. Lilith isn't just the blueprint the Tree of Death is based upon, she is also the ruler of the final Qlippoth, Nehemoth, most commonly ascribed to her aspect Naamah, a fallen angel and quite possibly the wife of Tubal Cain AND Solomon. Nehemoth, 'the Whispering Ones', governs an existence not bound by the natural order. Lilith/Naamah rule over things that literally should not exist, but still do because the Tree of Death is the foundation of the Tree of Life. Things like disrupting the laws of physics would be a cakewalk to Lilith.

    That means my followers follow the left-hand path, which, while significantly harder to achieve than the right-hand path, holds greater rewards. While the right-hand path destroys the individual and allows for becoming whole with God once more - giving up your free will -, the left-hand path offers my followers the chance of transcending time, space and death - of becoming 'gods' of their own, creating their own planes in Sitra Achra and ruling without fear of rivalry or being stripped of their power; God has no place in Sitra Achra. Mortals loyal to me, who have not achieved enlightenment, would end up in Sheol, where they would be free of divine interference for a time before reincarnating again - and only by persuing the left-hand path or by giving up their free will to God would they stop reincarnating.

    The good news is that my Qlippoth are not harmful to humanity. The bad news is that you are going to be dealing with demons - but not of a literal sort. The left-hand path does not require sacrifices other than your own innocence. It is called 'the dark path', not because you will step into evil, but because you will behold true knowledge, hidden in the dark places of the universe - and of your mind. Courage is the only thing that you need - and those who lack the strength of will to accept or redirect that knowledge in useful ways will break. The Tree of Death is the very blueprint of your existence - and the power of the Qlippoth comes from you and you alone. If Satan, Melek and the other demons act as my extraplanar senses, then my followers act as my intraplanar senses. My followers don't just represent the Qlippoth, they are the Qlippoth. They are Satan, they are Melek, they are Lilith, they are Naamah...They are all of them. They are the womb of existence, cultivating their own spirit, forging their own soul, all in the hopes of achieving transcendence, of not returning to dust. The powers they gain from contemplating the abyss are very useful. By consorting with Choronzon, guardian of knowledge, and survive with a stable mind allows my followers to gain profound wisdom - elemental manipulation, shapeshifting, telepathy, telekinesis, psychometry, postcognition, alchemy, enchantments, spiritual evocation, spiritual invocation.

    Things get interesting when you consider the fact that the left-hand path is also ripe with erotic magic and sexual freedom. Given my ability to use the senses of my followers as my own, I imagine being the Tree of Death wouldn't be so bad - you know, being part of a telepathic network of emotional and sexual stimuli shared by a harem of shapeshifting hedonists and all. Lolicon/shotacon, futanari, gang-bang/reverse gang-bang, bestiality, xenophilia, tentacle porn... Join the Dark Side, we got it all.

    Scenario one: I just make a form for myself and go have fun with the afforemented harem.
    Scenario two: same as above, though I would not like to test the girl that manipulates boundaries. As Thaumiel, I can manipulate boundaries like she can, but she could probably unmake boundaries and make my efforts worthless. Probably would be able to give her the thrill of her life.
     
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  20. vyor

    vyor Oh that's cute

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    Formating, the enter key isn't there to look pretty.
     
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  21. Thaumiel

    Thaumiel I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Anything else you would like to point out?
     
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  22. vyor

    vyor Oh that's cute

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    It's a hedonistic god tree that butchers several religions, dead and alive, to exist in the interpretation you set forth. There's not much to say about it.
     
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  23. Thaumiel

    Thaumiel I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    I know how ridiculous it is, which is why I hesitated in actually participating in the thread. Still, when I see a challenge, I don't feel like backing down.
    One good thing about fiction is that it is fiction. The thing about the Tree of Death is that it is actually based on real life philosophy and mysticism, characteristic of the Golden Dawn approach to cosmology. You can go search for Kabbalah and Qabbalah, it is there. Add to it the whole hebrew and roman methods of demonizing and assimilating other cultures to form their own interpretation on things, and you get this abomination of a thing. Seriously, I don't know who came up with this stuff, but there is a whole occult sect on the internet called the Moulin Rouge or something like that that actually believes most of what I described.
     
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  24. vyor

    vyor Oh that's cute

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    Ya... the occult is fuckin weird. Still, there are some really cool things in that... colorful section of bookstores.
     
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  25. Nekraa

    Nekraa Nekraa Moderator

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    1. Tekeli-li!
    2. Tekeli-li~
     
  26. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I'd Shaggoth that Shoggoth.

    ... Wait, wrong thread.
     
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  27. Thaumiel

    Thaumiel I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Indeed. Why do you think I have Etz Chiim as my avatar? Hedonistic fantasies notwithstanding, I highly regard the Qlippoth in the realm of occultism and mystic philosophy because it is probably the one single example in the whole world that actually acknowledges the inconsistencies of a universe of divine origin. Take Thaumiel, for example. If the universe was indeed in perfect unity, then why would you see conflict and separation everywhere? The Qlippoth embrace doubt and encourage the act of questioning, rather than discourage it as many creationists would have you do. As a plot device, or even as a complement to your setting's magical and cosmological rules, it is quite versatile and highly reliable, especially when your characters are intelligent by design.

    In fact, the Qlippoth are so reliable that they play a vital role in my creative vision - a literary saga that I will eventually publish in book format. They are by no means the absolute truth of my setting - as the whole premise of the story lies in the utter lack of an inherent truth in the universe -, but they help my characters brave through many hardships and are especially handy in dealing with inconsistencies without handwaving or asspulling.
     
  28. RoryMercury

    RoryMercury Sexually Frustrated Apostle of Emroy

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    Why, hello everyone~. Fu-fu-fu~...

    1. Oh, so there's a war in the deserts of the far east~? And these Da-esh people are murderous, xenophobic, and mysoginist religious zealots~? I think it's time for me to spread the Gospel of Emroy~~!

    2. Honestly, I don't think I'd change much~.
     
  29. Student of Zelretch

    Student of Zelretch Put the ice back on my lake. Moderator

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    Well, well, well. Scenario one, I'm one of the most crazy (and thus powerful) time lords, body morphed from the president. I guess I'll just take this nation for a while now, ok? And then maybe take a bit of time to build a stable time machine, build an investment portfolio over a hundred years to about 100 billion, and then put 10b on making the SAO incident a reality, and another 10b dedicated to making sure trump never got elected.
    2. If I was the master in the Whoverse? I just took over one of the most troublesome beings in the verse. Probably do the same as in 1, only figure out how to get a Tardis growing ASAP, too. Also assassinate troublesome figures when I can, and replace them with home built robot copies who would commit as few atrocities as possible without destroying the timeline.
     
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  30. vyor

    vyor Oh that's cute

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    I assume you'd also try to avoid pissing off the Doctor?