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Comments on Profile Post by Klerg

  1. Imabot
    Imabot
    The one that isn't smelling like a bottle of sake is your doll.
    Nov 26, 2016
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  2. Klerg
    Klerg
    Hrmm... still can't tell the difference.
    Nov 26, 2016
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  3. Klerg
    Klerg
    Its one of those super responsive dolls, you know? It runs on an internal combustion engine fueled by high proof sake and beef. It actually makes its own coolant
    Nov 26, 2016
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  4. Klerg
    Klerg
    and instead of letting out its exhaust in gaseois form it passes it in a solid state. It even has a highly advanced cpu that makes it so that it drops all of those in a granular waste tray and keeps me warm by snuggling up with me when I sleep. Its super advanced!
    Nov 26, 2016
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  5. Imabot
    Imabot
    My god. They make artificial Tanukis. Existence of Bii just became obsolete.
    Nov 26, 2016
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  6. Klerg
    Klerg
    Yeah, got it from this nice old lady. Come to think of it she had a leaf on her head for some reason. Probably nothing. See, says so right here in the manual, 'Ignore the salesperson's leaf shaped hat, its no big deal.'
    Nov 26, 2016
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  7. Biigoh
    Biigoh
    /me gaos! and rolls about...
    Nov 27, 2016
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  8. Klerg
    Klerg
    Hrmmm... I think mine's the one that's rolling about... *picks up and carries off*
    Nov 27, 2016
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  9. Biigoh
    Biigoh
    /me wags tail and licks the Klerg
    Nov 27, 2016
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