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Dubious
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Dubious

Versed in the lewd., 28

Had to put down my cat today. My last interaction with her was her demanding food, then not eating the food I gave her. Jan 9, 2024

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Mar 29, 2024 at 6:06 AM
    1. Dubious
      Dubious
      Just gave XCOM 2 a whirl... for nine hours. It was fun and I save scummed a single mission for about an hour because fucking Viper Kings.
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      3. asdx
        asdx
        'KIng' There is only one king.
        Jun 16, 2017
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      4. Dubious
        Dubious
        With how many actions he gets he certainly seemed plural.
        Jun 16, 2017
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      5. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        If there was only one king, he'd /stay down/.
        Jun 16, 2017
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    2. Dubious
      Dubious
      One of the very few people on the internet I've known well enough to tell them my first name turned into a total bitch because I didn't ->
      1. da3monh0st3d likes this.
      2. Dubious
        Dubious
        Give her a big enough compliment on her losing an amount of weight. And I'm so sure how to feel about the fact that a friendship of years was ruined over something so trivial.
        Mar 13, 2017
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      3. asdx
        asdx
        well, if she lost her shit over something like that, are you sure was a friend?
        Mar 13, 2017
      4. Dubious
        Dubious
        Four years of continuous interaction says yes. Which makes it all the more saddening that she broke off our friendship because I didn't give her a good enough compliment.
        Mar 13, 2017
    3. Dubious
      Dubious
      I just spent two and a half hours trying best Blitxball in FFX. Fucking finally won the first match.
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
      2. Imabot
        Imabot
        I know easy way to win every single one from Spoony One videos. Place a winning goal then take the ball and move behind your goalie and wait till the end of match.
        Mar 11, 2017
    4. Dubious
      Dubious
      My cat had to be put down and now all I ahve left oremember her by is her collar. I don't even care about spelling rightnow
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      3. Least Devotee
        Least Devotee
        My sympathies. I remember how it was when my cat passed.
        Mar 4, 2017
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      4. Imabot
        Imabot
        Sorry to hear that. I'm sure that those memories will soon be bringing you more joy, not sadness.
        Mar 4, 2017
      5. Bre Karn
        Bre Karn
        As the owner of an adorable feline fuzzball, I can only empathize deeply. Our previous cat also had to be euthenized (gut cancer... though he lived to a ripe old age in a loving family), and I still miss the little critter years after.
        Mar 4, 2017
    5. Dubious
      Dubious
      Glarghle, I can't connect to the damn freenode server to get on the damn QQ IRC.
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
    6. Dubious
      Dubious
      Just got a filling so now the upper right side of my mouth is numb. It feels weird.
      1. Subrosian Smithy likes this.
    7. Dubious
      Dubious
      What a colossal bag of dicks, I can't get on the damn QQ irc.
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
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      3. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Like someone having 6 hours of it going lolnope at them. So yeah....
        Jan 19, 2017
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      4. Anon̦̦
        Anon̦̦
        May I suggest IRCcloud?
        Feb 10, 2017
      5. Dubious
        Dubious
        I use Hexchat and it was a onetime thing. So far.
        Feb 10, 2017
    8. Dubious
      Dubious
      As of this post I have been twenty one for two minutes.
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      3. Grosstoad
        Grosstoad
        Our condolences? :D
        Jan 3, 2017
        1986ctcel and Heather_Sinclair like this.
      4. CptTagon
        CptTagon
        Jan 3, 2017
        Heather_Sinclair likes this.
      5. Finagle007
        Finagle007
        Happy birthday!
        Jan 3, 2017
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    9. Dubious
      Dubious
      Fuck my internet. It refused to load QQ for four hours for no discernible reason.
    10. Dubious
      Dubious
      I have the strangest dreams. For instance just last night I had a dream about a monster girl talkshow.
      1. daimahou, Blake and Subrosian Smithy like this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        That sounds rather interesting.
        Sep 18, 2016
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      3. Dubious
        Dubious
        And that was what I could remember of it when I woke up.
        Sep 18, 2016
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    11. Dubious
      Dubious
      Staying up over twenty four hours to unfuck my sleeping pattern. Here's hoping it works.
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      2. Dubious
        Dubious
        Nah thirty percent of the time I either overshoot by accidentally staying up forty eight hours or undershoot it by falling asleep.
        Sep 5, 2016
      3. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Alas like many others, you have tempted fate.
        Sep 5, 2016
      4. Dubious
        Dubious
        I'm already at the twenty hour mark and still going good. So I may accidentally stay up forty eight hours.
        Sep 5, 2016
    12. Dubious
      Dubious
      So my desktop shat itself today in a deluge of electronic diarrhea so strong I had to factory reset it.
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      2. Dubious
        Dubious
        Just realized I forgot to add the twice. I had to factory reset it twice.
        Aug 13, 2016
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      3. Subrosian Smithy
        Subrosian Smithy
        *hugs*

        That sucks.
        Aug 13, 2016
    13. Dubious
      Dubious
      It feels like I've just gargled sand paper whenever I swallow. Being sick sucks.
    14. Dubious
      Dubious
      It is surprisingly hard to resist the urge to murder someone. Especially when said person has done something to actually earn that sentiment
      1. BangBangPewPew likes this.
    15. Dubious
      Dubious
      Oh gods hospital wait times are horrendous.
      1. Subrosian Smithy likes this.
      2. asdx
        asdx
        I wouldn't know, last time I went is the only one I could remember, and I got admitted super fast cause Pancreatitis isn't something to fuck around with when it's been around for an unknown amount of time.
        May 23, 2016
      3. Dubious
        Dubious
        I left the house at one and returned at eight thirty.
        May 23, 2016
    16. Dubious
      Dubious
      I have defeated Dragonslayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough, single handedly.
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      3. 13ry4n
        13ry4n
        Or go outside.
        May 21, 2016
      4. 13ry4n
        13ry4n
        So long as the sun is praised!
        May 21, 2016
      5. Dubious
        Dubious
        It is nearly three am, I will do it tomorrow if I remember. However I have a weakness to natural sunlight and may spontaneously combust if I stay in the sun too long.
        May 21, 2016
    17. Dubious
      Dubious
      Oh gods, the Ornstein and Smough fight in Dark Souls is just ridiculous without a phantom helping out.
    18. Dubious
      Dubious
      My current thoughts as I replay Final Fantasy X: I remember none of this!
      1. 13ry4n likes this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        It was rather forgettable.
        May 19, 2016
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      3. asdx
        asdx
        I remember it quite well for hwo shitty my memory is, I blame it for being the first Final Fantasy game I played through.
        May 23, 2016
    19. Dubious
      Dubious
      I fucked up. Sun Bro is dead and I can only hope to defeat Ornstein and Smough on my own.
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      2. Dubious
        Dubious
        I have five fire pine resin. Is a Zweihander a good weapon to use in the boss fight?
        May 19, 2016
      3. 13ry4n
        13ry4n
        I'd go with faster lighter weapon. If you've got the patience for grinding the Silver Knight Longsword is pretty good for PvE in general.
        May 19, 2016
      4. Dubious
        Dubious
        I have a Divine Morningstar +5 if the Duo are weak to magic and can be afflicted with bleeding.
        May 19, 2016
    20. Dubious
      Dubious
      I have successfully made it into Anor Londo. I naturally rolled off a roof by accident and died within minutes.
      1. OedonWrithe
        OedonWrithe
        It's okay. It happens to the best of us.





        you can redeem yourself by killing the boss in one go
        May 9, 2016
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    21. Dubious
      Dubious
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      2. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        So stardrops taste like futanari?
        May 6, 2016
      3. Dubious
        Dubious
        Yup. Couldn't think of anything to put there and proceeded to go fuck it and put the name of the first thing I saw when tabbed out of the game.
        May 6, 2016
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    22. Dubious
      Dubious
      Brilliant, it hurts to close my jaw.
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      3. Dubious
        Dubious
        But seriously, it makes eating a tad painful.
        May 5, 2016
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      4. asdx
        asdx
        I hope it's not a muscle that's hurting, I've experienced the agony of a jaw muscle somehow being fucked up from a yawn, multiple times.
        May 5, 2016
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      5. Dubious
        Dubious
        I think it is the muscle. Somewhere around the left side of my mouth.
        May 5, 2016
    23. Dubious
      Dubious
      Dark Souls: The only game to actually make me think twice about murdering my way across the map.
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      2. Dubious
        Dubious
        It's also the only game where I remember there is the ability to dodge.
        Apr 22, 2016
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    24. Dubious
      Dubious
      I have spent the last four hours sitting in a lazy-boy and watching cartoons.
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    25. Dubious
      Dubious
      Just discovered that my motherboard is not compatible with any decent CPUs. Initializing Ebeneezer Scrooge mode to save up for better parts.
    26. Dubious
      Dubious
      Few things are as cathartic as proving your superiority to your bitch mother. And then being snarky to her.
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      2. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        ... What life sized one? Height? The hell?
        Feb 15, 2016
      3. Dubious
        Dubious
        It was quite large. It took two people to carry the crossboards. Also there was much precarious footing and industrial drill usage in tandem.
        Feb 15, 2016
      4. Dubious
        Dubious
        It was that day I learned how powerful Spite is, and also that my mother is so full of herself that she thinks we needed to be instructed every single step of the way. I figured out how to do it before she even shouted the instructions.

        Unemployment and a lack of funds are the sole reason I still live with her.
        Feb 15, 2016
    27. Dubious
      Dubious
      Your anti-virus having a seizure is a bad thing, correct?
    28. Dubious
      Dubious
      Welp there's going to be a barbed cue at my house. Good thing I have a room to hole up in away from social contact.
    29. Dubious
      Dubious
      A random old lady came into my room and hugged me. I think she's my mother's sister?
      1. Sol Mark-1 likes this.
    30. Dubious
      Dubious
      Whelp, time to play Minecraft again. *Loads world* I have no idea what I was doing here.
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