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I still couldn't believe my buddy and me were piloting Odin Mk 9 Dekamecha Bipedal Strike Units. Not long ago we were buying model kits of these and drybrushing the 500 cal Fully Autospastic Carbines, and arguing online about whether 5 feet was thick enough for a Reinforced Steelithium Omnishield.
And yet here we were on patrol, the blue colour of my Dekamecha Bipedal Strike Unit designating its purpose, SEARCH, and the white colour of his designating DESTROY.
The assassin was hiding out in the genetics district, and it was a matter of time until my ZX-11 GPMegaS Recononavi v3 locked onto his intrinsic field and gave up his whereabouts.
My buddy lagged behind to question a police officer while I moved ahead with the sweep. My unit's Ultra Mega High Frequency Commlink broadcast across all known dimensions that the assassin had been narrowed down to this metroblock, and that evac procedures were mandated by the Odin Mk 9 Dekamecha Bipedal Strike Militia.
Suddenly the ZX-11 GPMegaS Recononavi v3 cried shrill beeps at me. The assassin had been found! I closed my left eye and a map drew itself in light on the inside of my eyelid. He was behind us! Behind my partner! He was ... the policeman he was just talking to ...
A satcam shot of the policeman beamed its way onto my Immensely Immersive Heads Up Display. An inhuman, alien snarl formed on his face and he drew something from his stolen uniform, aiming it at my buddy's back. I screamed at him over the Ultra Mega High Frequency Commlink.
"That policeman is the assassin! HE'S GOT A GUN!" "He's got a what?" "A GUN!" "What's a gun?" "HE'S GOT A 500 CAL FULLY AUTOSPASTIC GIGA-ROUND CAPACITY NANO RELOADABLE –"
After the funeral yesterday my new patrol partner got assigned to me.
She's a Fully Organic Vagina-Ready Cock-compatible Caucasoid Female.
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