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Comments on Profile Post by KinKrow

  1. asdx
    asdx
    :V You've been slacking.
    Nov 16, 2017
  2. KinKrow
    KinKrow
    I only took a short dragon break.
    Nov 16, 2017
  3. Valette-Serafina
    Valette-Serafina
    ...I'm not sure that's possible. Skyrim doesn't have an ending, just an unending web of quests and inventory junk.
    Nov 16, 2017
  4. KinKrow
    KinKrow
    I fist fucked a Dragon God to death with a screaming four-foot-nothing cat woman, and then I ate it's literally immortal soul.

    I mean, I'll continue on, but all in all that's a pretty satisfying conclusion.
    Nov 16, 2017
  5. MadKeyboard
    MadKeyboard
    Well, technically, you don’t eat it’s soul, you just punt it into an entirely different point of Space-Time (not that either really has any sensible meaning in TES Lore), but semantics
    Nov 16, 2017
  6. KinKrow
    KinKrow
    Waaaait... no... Alduin's dead.

    It was the previous group that used the Elder Scroll to throw him to the future.

    He did the melty-dragon thing, and Parthanax was all like, "He was great when we were kids, then he decided to upgrade to the Deluxe Draconic Hyper-Cunt Package. Fucking pay-to-winners."

    That's... definitely what he said.

    Word for word.

    :V
    Nov 16, 2017
  7. Dr Totentanz
    Dr Totentanz
    The funny thing is somewhere within the brackish depths of the internet, there’s probably a mod that makes Parthanax say those exact words.
    Nov 16, 2017
  8. Plotvitalnpc
    Plotvitalnpc
    Not getting to eat alduin all proper like is the biggest BS in skyrim.
    It'd be cool if killing him broke the game balance by reducing the cooldown on shouts :P
    Nov 16, 2017
  9. KinKrow
    KinKrow
    Half off Shout time would be fantastic.

    Oh man, I guess unmodded Shouts are to remain mostly gimmicks for the game.

    That said...

    https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/20997/?

    ...Infinite Shouts mod.

    Just fucking whip across an entire country using whirlwind sprint.
    Nov 16, 2017
  10. Plotvitalnpc
    Plotvitalnpc
    Well, I suppose if there's anywhere suitable for the actual contents of nexusmods now, it's qq.
    Nov 16, 2017
  11. KinKrow
    KinKrow
    Isn't there a sexual hentacle mod?

    Pretty sure there's a sexual hentacle mod.

    Dammit, Molag Bal.
    Nov 16, 2017
  12. Plotvitalnpc
    Plotvitalnpc
    Skyrim, the game where your theoretically main enemies fight by saying "FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON!" and you're like "NO, FUCK YOU, /I'M/ A DRAGON."
    Nov 16, 2017
  13. KinKrow
    KinKrow
    And then it devolves into a literal bitch-slapping contest as my four-foot-nothing khajiit slaps them to death.
    Nov 16, 2017