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Comments on Profile Post by King0fHearts

  1. Gaemnomut
    Gaemnomut
    Sure, fire away.
    May 4, 2018
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  2. King0fHearts
    King0fHearts
    How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb
    I only know it's not 20 because my basement is still dark as shit
    May 4, 2018
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  3. Gaemnomut
    Gaemnomut
    How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb?
    They won't do it, they'll just beat the room for being black.
    May 4, 2018
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  4. King0fHearts
    King0fHearts
    And arrest the lightbulb for being broke
    May 5, 2018
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  5. Gaemnomut
    Gaemnomut
    Damn.

    Ok, how many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Just one, but it takes a whole ER to take it out again.
    May 5, 2018
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  6. King0fHearts
    King0fHearts
    What do you call a hippie you set on fire?


    Burning man
    Nov 17, 2018
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  7. Gaemnomut
    Gaemnomut
    How do you circumcise a redneck?

    Kick his sister in the jaw.
    Nov 19, 2018
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  8. Gaemnomut
    Gaemnomut
    Oh, and what do you call a cheap circumcision?

    A rip off.
    Nov 19, 2018
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  9. King0fHearts
    King0fHearts
    What do you call a Bulgarian girl faster then her brothers?

    A virgin.
    Jun 20, 2020
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