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Jack was pretty much bulldozing through the plot via sheer kiliness and catching girls because dumb fucking dreams apparently pander to the lowest common denominator.
Speaking seriously though, I'd have to replay the games, but memetic Jack Ryan would basically be a one man army fighting against super-Vigor Junkies and elite combatants on Columbia, melding the abilities of Vigor, Splicers, and various tonics and gears to ridiculous combined effect. The Lutece twins would be watching in morbid amusement at everything.
It'd be something of a speedrun of the canon plot, with a lot of rails either thrown off or rushed through because Jack's response to songbiard is to start fighting the durned thing, and probably leave it more and more crippled after each clash. I consider him to be that good.
I think of Jack after all his tonics to be pretty damn jacked. And fights a lot like a demented mix of Big Sister and Big Daddy with a shitton of plasmids. No armor so lesser than both there (except he gets the Shield infusion in Columbia lol), not as strong as a big daddy, nor faster than a little sister, but faster than a big daddy and stronger than a big sister.
Plasmid ability is not the level of the masters you meet in Rapture, but it's an expert level better than in-game and he has EVERY plasmid. So there's a terrifying level of variety accessible to him.
Then he's basically aimbot good and his melee is "I'm going through reinforced steel wrenches by the dozen because I use them too hard", to the point he's tearing off limbs from Patriots and knocking down Handymen.
He's very much a one man army, and causes a lot of screaming panic from the Columbians because of how OMGWTF ridiculous he is. There's a lot of 'sequence breaking' because he knocks down the usual obstacles.
Something like the Vox Populi would just get counterboarded by him and beat down, most likely. But in such a case that's when he gets another frustrating Songbird attack!
It's to the point I'd probably grab the more crazy fan-lore like from "Living with Vigor", where there's shit like Zealots of the Lady and their leader being capable of becoming hundreds of thousands of birds, for a start, just to give Platinum Jack a proper challenge. It'll be pretty fucking gonzo.
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