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Comments on Profile Post by RandytheBlackKnight

  1. Speckled Burd
    Speckled Burd
    Birds aren't real. They were created by the government in the 1950s.
    Oct 22, 2019
  2. Passing Pinecone
    Passing Pinecone
    Are we sure it wasn't Superman?
    Oct 22, 2019
  3. RandytheBlackKnight
    RandytheBlackKnight
    Then how do you explain the Plague Doctors harnessing the Power of Birds to scare the Illnesses?
    Oct 22, 2019
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  4. Enigmatic
    Enigmatic
    Yer all wrong. Birds were genetically engineered by Alfred Hitchcock so he'd have something to use in his movie "The Birds", and then he released them into the wild, to act as his agents of destruction. When he died in 1980, he actually transferred his soul into every bird so that he could continue being the Master of Suspense. 9/11 was his "Magnum Opus". How suspenseful and horrifying it was! Truly a Hitchcock work.
    Oct 22, 2019
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  5. Speckled Burd
    Oct 23, 2019