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Comments on Profile Post by Evilhippy

  1. d.fish
    d.fish
    needs kisses and massages
    Oct 10, 2020
    LurkingInTheDeceit and Evilhippy like this.
  2. kayangelus
    kayangelus
    My muse would definitely appreciate kisses and massages from a cute (cat) girl. Unfortunately, I think such people aren't desperate enough to be interested in my muse.
    Oct 11, 2020
  3. Evilhippy
    Evilhippy
    Is it bad that the idea of giving a favorite author a blowjob for a chapter seems cheap to me?
    Oct 11, 2020
  4. d.fish
    d.fish
    That depends on how you value the blowjob. You see, especially after recent events, the blowjob market has taken quite the hit, thus there has been an inflated demand versus supply. Government subsidized blowjobs have only made the cost per blowjob more expensive, where as since there has been a rise in hikkineets who stay home and write, that market has been cheapened by an influx of low quality works.
    Oct 11, 2020
  5. d.fish
    d.fish
    But that is what the blowjob professors in their ivory cum towers will tell you. In truth, the market isn't so much an indicator of the blowjob economy as much as the pimp's confidence in the blowjob economy. And as we have seen a sharp rise in cum volatility, we're not going to have a stable price per blowjob due to the way people are rapidly entering and pulling out of the market prematurely.
    Oct 11, 2020
  6. d.fish
    d.fish
    You might not lose money on your blowjobs, but that's only if you don't stop working your lips.
    Oct 11, 2020
  7. Evilhippy
    Evilhippy
    Thank you fish, that was the answer no one expected.
    Oct 11, 2020
  8. d.fish
    d.fish
    You're just as sane as I am.
    Oct 11, 2020
    Cardo076 and Evilhippy like this.