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Comments on Profile Post by Priapus

  1. Judgement
    Judgement
    *Blinks* Not many know the lore as well as you. (Unfortunately.)
    Mar 12, 2016
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  2. Priapus
    Priapus
    And you, presumably, given you knew what I was talking about. I really couldn't let "the real CHIM shady" pass without comment. :D
    Mar 12, 2016
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  3. Judgement
    Judgement
    Indeed. I have dedicated much of my time to studying TES. *Sweet memories of reading every book in every game in the Imperial Library site and going OMG there's so much shit to read*
    Mar 12, 2016
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  4. Priapus
    Priapus
    The Elder Scrolls, unlike many games, has as items books that are actually worth reading. I have lost count of the amoung of times I have read a book while playing a TES game, forgetting whatever it was I was doing before finding it.
    Mar 12, 2016
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  5. Judgement
    Judgement
    I remember reading that one book in TES where that unfortunate guy entered a Dwemer ruin and nearly got squished to death by a Dwemer Centurion, before being saved by his battlemage bro.
    Mar 12, 2016
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  6. Priapus
    Priapus
    Ah, yes, The Ruins of Kemel-Ze. Although that one gets minus points for falsely implying that steam centurions are particularly vulnerable to frost damage.
    Mar 12, 2016
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  7. Judgement
    Judgement
    Oh, so that's what it was called. I couldn't quite remember it's name.
    Mar 13, 2016
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