Wizards sure have it good. Apprentices can use ghost sounds or whatever to have asmr, and grown wizards can just summon tentacles to probe their ears.
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Zam138
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mom
mommy hug pls
mommy came
she's coming, mommy's coming
o no she comes
*crack*
*sniff* *sniff!* *SNIFFFF!!!* MOARRRR LINESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MORE LINES MOREEEEE
Not enough red lines, Zamommy
Okay so what if instead of 'zammy', we have 'zamommy'?
Like, you'd think the gods and dragons and demons are smarter than some random nord, right? 'The dragonborn is an aspect of akatosh' like bitch all dragons are. I just think like, it's more likely that the dragonborn was 'created' for a purpose, like a weapon, but went out of control a la miraak. So CHIM and that kind of "player fuck yeah" mentality is just a plaything of the gods trying to cope with existence.
If you think about it, the idea of CHIM is just something told to the players by their gods to placate them. It's like telling someone they control their own destiny, or they can achieve anything if they work hard enough, or that MLMs and life coachs and online gurus are actually out to help you. It's just something devs hopped up on coke tell players so they can play their roles in their game.
Give me two and a half dozen zams, or else!
zam zam zamthulhu zamtaghn
whacha zammin
Zammy, lemme be your ROB <3
Hug szamm
thar zam
whar zam
The Dreamer is awake
Anyway, licking the Zammy gives good luck
Maybe a story about Zam being mommy of dragons like Tiamat?
Maybe time to write a Zamstory, instead of BiistoriesWeird glasses...
In lost Lewdleth dead Zamthulhu lies dreaming; and with strange aeons, even Le Petite Mort may die.
*dote*
za-zam
Lil zam woof woof
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