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Questionable Questing

Subrosian Smithy
Subrosian Smithy
And then RHINO FUCKING MOVES ON HIS OWN

Holy SHIT
Subrosian Smithy
Subrosian Smithy
AND HE WRECKS STALKER'S SWORD

GET PWNED SKRUB
Subrosian Smithy
Subrosian Smithy
So Stalker runs away like a pansy and Rhino is down, but then the FUCKING LOTUS COMES AND SAVES ME

HOLY SHIT
Subrosian Smithy
Subrosian Smithy
THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GET MORE REAL

NO, WAIT, IT GETS REALER:

CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION!
Subrosian Smithy
Subrosian Smithy
So I pick what my Tenno looks like and I hash it out with the Lotus, and we get a huge backstory dump on our origins and I get to pick some kind of Tenno school?

I just roleplayed it, no clue what kind of mechanical bonus that's going to give me.
1986ctcel
1986ctcel
Pick Zenurik for Energy regen passive (when you unlock it) or Naramon for 5 second stealth on crit attacks

Those are unfortunately the only really good ones
Subrosian Smithy
Subrosian Smithy
But now that the quest is over and I'm done fangasming, I think I have a few thoughts.

Maybe I was psychically commanding the Rhino to do what he did, but did he grab the sword and break it of his own volition?
Subrosian Smithy
Subrosian Smithy
If the Warframes have a will of their own, that maybe Stalker is just a Warframe who wants to be free of the Tenno who once bossed him around? That actually makes me feel sorry for the poor bastard, and it would explain the 'pain' he can only end by killing the Tenno.
Subrosian Smithy
Subrosian Smithy
And ayyy, I picked Naramon!
1986ctcel
1986ctcel
One current theory (from things said in the Shadow debt event) is that Stalker is a Rogue/Sapient Warframe because he isn't "dreaming".
Subrosian Smithy
Subrosian Smithy
Fucking hell, though, that was a mindblowing quest.

I'm gonna go sleep on that, it's like 5 in the morning and I seriously need to be ready for a job interview this afternoon.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Hello, Warframe spoilers which aren't hidden in the slightest!
serapheus
serapheus
Ah, Warframe. Yet another game I keep telling myself I should play, yet never get around to.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
It's good, especially if you have friends who play.
serapheus
serapheus
-cough, aside glance-

Yeah...friends...right...those things...
Fedorable
Fedorable
TOLD YA IT WAS WORTH IT :D
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Hey, start playing Warframe and you can make some.
Fedorable
Fedorable
We've got a buncha people who Warframe in our chat! :D
1986ctcel
1986ctcel
Yep Warframe, Dark Souls and Stardew valley.
Subrosian Smithy
Subrosian Smithy
...I probably should have thought through that whole 'spoilers' thing a little bit more, shouldn't I?

My b.
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