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  1. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    *Slow motion sloth costume Nora crawling across the bed to Ren* Nora: swiggity swooty. I'm comin for that booty. Ren: yes you are. As you have been for the past FOUR HOURS.
  2. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    It's not even on purpose. Every Arc just happens to pick a partner with absolutely killer abs. Even terra is hiding a set of abs she can literally (and has) grated cheese with.
  3. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Eventually she gets so fed up she tries to ambush him in lingerie made of mistletoe. One problem with that plan. Turns out she's really allergic to mistletoe. So now here she is bedridden while everyone else but Jaune who stayed behind to take care of her is out at a holiday party. It's not...
  4. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Penny accidentally goes to hard and makes it literal. Being a robot penny is great at multitasking and knows her way around computer systems and machinery so she makes the Exquisite Laborer Very Efficient System Or E.L.V.E.S a self sustaining factory with simple robotic workers making cheap...
  5. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    They all have absolutely no self preservation instincts, half the time it isn't even the Grimm she has to keep from killing them. It's something stupid like one of her teammates deciding to play Jenga with dust crystals.
  6. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Summer Awakening

    As a Huntress Summer Rose had seen many strange things, she'd also seen many terrifying things. Right now she was seeing something that definitely topped both of those list. She'd been on a mission trying to push back the border of the grimmlands a bit, a fairly standard job but not usually one...
  7. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    It's mostly a resource thing. Keeping the prisoners gives them a source of labor for dangerous shit they don't wanna risk good people on, or don't wanna have to pay for. And maybe for experimentation, after all remnant doesn't have a Geneva Convention.
  8. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Weird small dumb ideas for characters. Sun knows seven different dialects of sign language (vale, vacuo, mistral, menagerie, military, white fang, Atlas) . Turns out learning new ones is a hobby he picked up to help with training his hand dexterity for using his gunchucks. I don't know why but...
  9. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    So real quick just gonna say the ... Next to the smile face? Click that. Then hit media. Then copy paste your YouTube video in it and click the button at the bottom. That's how you embed YouTube videos into comments. Easier than using a link that'll redirect you.
  10. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    It's the holidays and Salem is a strange mix of drunk, bitter, and horny. She remembers standing under the mistletoe with her husband and kissing. He'd never willingly do that now. Well Salem is evil now so she doesn't particularly care about consent. In her drunken state she creates a new...
  11. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    "Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is yes."
  12. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Why not babies? Jaune and Ruby make their own Penny. War crimes edition. "Jaune why did you put a white phosphorus grenade launcher in Nicole?" "Boys."
  13. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Pfft Nora becoming like another sister to Jaune means that he enforces courtship rules on Ren and makes him go on a Hunt Que Ren killing the Grimm dragon in mt glenn early. "Ok that's a pass...but you still have to write her a song and take her dancing before you officially being dating!"
  14. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: The Acting Gig

    During class Jaune shows surprisingly deep knowledge of a piece of classical literature. Yang: ok but how? Even Weiss was struggling and here comes farm boy reciting the answers from memory! Jaune: look it's no big deal, I needed to be familiar with the story for a job I did to earn some money...
  15. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ...for some reason I get the feeling Jaune is going to end up with this as an emergency weapon. https://youtu.be/lueIajfi34w?si=pswNaeQqQlpRPF6_
  16. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Roman: so Neo is out of the picture for the vital festival. Cinder: what happened is she compromised? Roman: kinda? She kept visiting this guy who was cooking a bunch of sweets and she has terrible impulse control. Cinder: did she stab him for the treats? Roman: no she's in the hospital. She...
  17. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ...ok so this might be my dumbest idea yet. Mercury Black gets a bad case of food poisoning while at beacon and as per school rules they contact his closest living relative. His father's younger brother. Jack. Jack Black.
  18. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    *Que Nora on the kazoo playing the Jurassic Park theme*
  19. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Very noble Jaune. Incredibly stupid, but noble.
  20. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I give this one a 50% They're definitely not as rich, but powerful? Look at the big ass family tree and web of friends. They're better connected than the illuminati. They probably have way more power then when they were directly rulers, they're just too good people to take advantage of it.
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