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That’s a pretty big spoiler. You can find the rest on AH or Ao3. If you really want to know but aren’t willing to go there , just ask me on my profile so I can tell ya without spoiling everyone else’s.
ive been dragging my feet when it comes to bringing stuff to this site , but I’ll try and...
it’s on AH and Ao3 besides this. Up until chapter 41
SI doesn’t mature as much as he just gets his ass handed to him for being a piece of shit on occasion. He also somewhat stops causing trouble , but not really because of maturing as much as just becoming hedonistic and lazy.
a shit ton is already written on AO3 and AH. I´ve just been...very lazy bringing it over here because for some reason , paragraphs don´t work when I just copy and paste a chapter. So I have to go manually fixing this shite. It´s the type of thing that gives me tendinite.
But spoilers I guess ...
what ended up happening was that the paragraphs on the other sites I (originally) wrote this on. Just didn’t fucking transfer to this one. Walls of text were completely unbearable and I had to try and fix it even just a little bit
this is only half the story but I stopped transferring the rest...
...gets taught from the perspective of faceless nobodies and third person narrators that the student has no attachment to. If you teach History like a *story* with the people living at the time as it´s characters, it actually becomes interesting and makes people want to know more about it...
...ME SLEEP, MAN! Do you think it´s easy to remain in Peak war criminal performance at all times?...oh good lord i just admitted to myself that I have *voices* in my head...I am perfectly stable and my brain functions are in the right place. Aerys just didn´t know how to properly micromanage the...
...to sacrifice the queen to kill a pawn by accident. Look, if it is not meant to be killed, then why is it so exposed? I know it´s a trap....but I *need* it! My best plays in chess were near-suicidal gambits that worked because the opponent just wasn´t ready for it, i would continue attacking...
...done at a campfire, with a flashlight. But we are grounded, and we don´t have flashlights. So blankets and candles will have to do.
Rhaenys is so *cute*. I kinda wanna hold her like a teddy bear and pinch her nose and play peekaboo as if she were a little baby. She was in her medieval...
...not like most people, this might be a madhouse, but I´m the Joker.
Okay, I might have exaggerated things a bit. I am actually in Baby Drag-I mean *Rhaenys´* Room. When my dad found out that another one of his children had somehow sneaked past the guards and claimed a dragon, he had slumped in...
...Scolding. Sad Rhaenys.
(Queue Looming Dread from Resident Evil 2) Deploying Operative in mission Area (Region below Rhaenys´window.) *Smokes for dramatic effect*
Bravo six. Going Dark.
Operative walks in slow and silent steps. Baby Dragon has been informed of the plan and despite the...
...of the day for rest. But we will resume tomorrow. And no more mummery or...whatever that was.''
Oh yeah, we will continue this tomorrow you little *shit*. I don´t take crap lying down, I am not submissive and I sure as shit ain´t no SIMP. When someone hits me, I hit back. Hard. But alas...
...no way a creature the size of Balerion can exist without immediately collapsing in on himself because of his massive weight. This lizard should *not* be flying and magic is a bullshit excuse for Grrm not understanding how numbers work. Meraxes, Vhagar, and Shrykos are all big dragons, but...
...''Bacon.''... Don´t judge me. You gotta treat your sword like you treat a car, call it by things you like. And i like that Bacon in the morning.....*Salivates*
In the end, I named it Dragonclaw. You can ask yourself ''Why ?'' But then the answer is very simple.
It was revealed to me in a...
I changed my mind. Pirate Kings are *not* cool.
My uncle had tried to make any form of agreement with the Volantenes that remained here in the Stepstones. It probably would have been smart of them to have done it, considering that these islands are getting the Tysha treatment from everyone...
''You say he had them *suffocate* to death ?'' My uncle asked Ser Jacaerys with a flabbergasted look. When He was met with a nod he said ''What is wrong with this child ?''
Hold on
This whole operation was your idea, to begin with!
''Wrong ?'' Asked Jacaerys ''I´d say what´s right? The lad...
...preserve the element of surprise for as long as possible. We were attacking deep at night and for once my Dragon being a shining golden color was *not* ideal. But i will kill anyone who says a word about it , my dragon is beautiful and i will not tolerate slander.
We approached the coast...
...which led to Pentos jumping in because they felt threatened and Lys , who had been previously subjugated by the Volantenes, rebelled. But it was *so* much worse than that. Braavos joined the coalition against Volantis, the Dothraki, being the opportunists they are, have begun just attacking...
...decides that sailing down the blue fork and into the Blackwater Bay is a great place for plunder. To be fair, they are right most of the time. *shrugs*
As to *why* I am totally cool with this well...because it´s honestly kinda fun to ride my dragon and say ''Dracarys'', quite relaxing in...
Fun fact: Flying is very, *very* cool. The feeling of the wind on your face at high speeds is...quite hard to put into words. But I think exhilarating is an acceptable way to describe it. You also get to see a lot of cool views from so high up! Dragonstone looks just as gloomy and depressing...