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Threadmarks: Chapter 36: In Which Dave Encourages Lisa to Jump Out a Window Because Bella is Scary
Chapter 36: In Which Dave Encourages Lisa to Jump Out a Window Because Bella is Scary
January 10, 2010, Sunday. Brockton Bay, The Boardwalk.
"So…" Lisa fluttered her eyes dramatically at Dave. "You will protect me in exchange for my services as a Thinker?" She clarified.
Dave nodded. "Sure...
Threadmarks: Chapter 35: White Knighting and Smug Foxing!
Chapter 35: White Knighting and Smug Foxing!
January 10, 2010, Sunday. Brockton Bay, Dave's Apartment.
Dave woke up, went through his morning routine, and prepared his breakfast bagel, orange juice, and tea.
Good Morning Dave!
You got some decent growth yesterday, nothing too exciting...
Nah, this is fine, I'm always happy to receive advice. I do see what you mean there as well. I'll probably start doing something along the lines of what you suggested actually.
Threadmarks: Chapter 34: Committing Superpowered Vandalism That Can't Be Removed.
Chapter 34: Committing Superpowered Vandalism That Can't Be Removed.
January 9, 2010, Saturday. Brockton Bay, Protectorate Headquarters 'The Rig'.
"Ahem." Armsmaster coughed and apparently decided to pretend he hadn't heard Crystal say anything.
"As I was saying," Armsmaster began, "I would...
Threadmarks: Chapter 33: Dave's Got a HUUUUUUUUUUUGGE Proposal!
Chapter 33: Dave's Got a HUUUUUUUUUUUGGE Proposal!
January 9, 2010, Saturday. Brockton Bay, Protectorate Headquarters 'The Rig'.
Dave and Kid Win met with Armsmaster in his lab on a lower level of the Rig. Dave… hadn't actually paid any attention at all to where he was going on the way...
Threadmarks: Chapter 32: In Which Crystal Cleans Up Dave's Mess and Concludes Being an Adult Sucks
Chapter 32: In Which Crystal Cleans Up Dave's Mess and Concludes Being an Adult Sucks
January 9, 2010, Saturday. Brockton Bay, Protectorate Headquarters 'The Rig'.
"It jiggles." Clockblocker whispered to Aegis as they took repeated glances at the glorious Pikabooty while Dave talked with...
Threadmarks: Chapter 31: Offering To Make Hot Furry Exhibitionism Porn In Front of The Bay
Chapter 31: Offering To Make Hot Furry Exhibitionism Porn In Front of The Bay
January 9, 2010, Saturday. Brockton Bay, Protectorate Headquarters 'The Rig'.
Dave was flying in his Solid Snake form to the Rig, together with Crystal, Carol and Sarah to discuss... things with the Protectorate...
Threadmarks: Chapter 30: Seriously, Don't French Kiss a Rabid Animal, Just Eat A Petri Dish
Chapter 30: Seriously, Don't French Kiss a Rabid Animal, Just Eat A Petri Dish
January 8, 2010, Friday. Brockton Bay, Pelham House, Living Room.
"The Pokemon watch party crew had assembled in full. There was Shielder and his harem, composed of his older sister, his sister's hot friend, his...
Threadmarks: Chapter 29: Kidnapping Wards for Fun and Profit
Chapter 29: Kidnapping Wards for Fun and Profit
January 8, 2010, Friday. The Forest just outside of Brockton Bay.
Crystal sighed, "I can't believe you dragged us all out here and didn't even think to bring the things you might need." She said after realizing Dave had forgotten to bring...
Threadmarks: Chapter 28: The Most Powerful Role So Far By a Long Shot?
Author's Note: I tried to take the day off writing because I'm sick, I wrote and added two things to the index today instead, and here I am working on another chapter. Do I need help?
Chapter 28: The Most Powerful Role So Far By a Long Shot?
January 8, 2010, Friday. Brockton Bay, Dave's...
Extras: Behind The Scenes – 1 (no normal chapter today)
I'm not actually sick anymore. I'm putting this up because I will be busy today and I want to re-expand my backlog of chapters, and I already had this written, so I'm afraid you only get this instead of a normal chapter. On the bright side, this does mean everyone gets an extra day to put in a...
Correct! For extremely partial credit, you get 1 Terrorist point! Someone already guessed it was a Yu-Gi-Oh GX reference in the thread over in the NSFW section, and they got 2 Terrorist Points, so as the first person to guess in this thread, and second overall to guess it, you get 1 Terrorist...
Threadmarks: Chapter 27: Is Dave Secretly The Most Sane Person on Earth Bet?
Chapter 27: Is Dave Secretly The Most Sane Person on Earth Bet?
January 7, 2010, Thursday. Brockton Bay, Pelham House.
Vista.exe has stopped working.
"Uh, you okay there little miss?" Dave asked the Vista cosplayer.
"What?" Vista began to reboot.
"I asked if you were okay. I'm sorry about...
Threadmarks: Chapter 26: Finally, a Totally Normal Chapter in Which Nothing of Any Significance Happens at All.
Chapter 26: Finally, a Totally Normal Chapter in Which Nothing of Any Significance Happens at All.
January 7, 2010, Thursday. Brockton Bay, Dave's Apartment.
Dave woke up again, performed his morning routine, started water boiling for tea, poured orange juice, and set a bagel in the toaster...
Threadmarks: Chapter 25: You Can't Just Drink the Super-Powered Soda Without a Pizza to go With It!
Chapter 25: You Can't Just Drink the Super-Powered Soda Without a Pizza to go With It!
January 6, 2010, Wednesday. Brockton Bay, The Pelham House.
Dave knocked on the door. And waited. And waited. And… looked suspiciously at a garden gnome. He tried to point his fingers at his eyes, then at...
Threadmarks: Chapter 24: Dave's Popular Phase Has Begun?
Chapter 24: Dave's Popular Phase Has Begun?
January 6, 2010, Wednesday. Brockton Bay, The Palanquin.
"We KILLED HIM!" Newter said in panic as the body of Buff Winnie the Pooh fell to the floor, full of bullet holes, but weirdly not sliced in half after Labyrinth split reality halfway through...
If anyone can correctly guess why exactly I was thinking about what I was thinking about when I made the title for Chapter 23, I will award them points. Your first major hint is the chapter title itself of course. Your second hint is that I named chapter 23 just now after I proofread it a...
Threadmarks: Chapter 23: Hangin' Out With The Crew in The School Yard Bar?
Chapter 23: Hangin' Out With The Crew in The School Yard Bar?
January 6, 2010, Wednesday. Brockton Bay, Dave's Apartment.
Dave woke up… again. He had forgotten yesterday to try and figure out exactly who was waking him up after he concluded it was enemy action, but he'll figure it out today...
My guy, I literally have that specifically in the notes section of the story Word document, I even reference the time and episode. It's a-comin. The instant Dave gets either the taser or the Randoman role.