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  1. Simonbob

    What's Junk? (The Mech Touch)

    Thanks for the glimpse into these rather interesting folk. They're funny, if not very sane.
  2. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    It's amazing how many stories do insanely well, that the "experts" refuse to publish. Self publish on Amazon, with the right support, if you want to go that way. The "Traditional" way doesn't work nearly so well anymore.
  3. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    I'm now waiting for Jess's report, for her much older boss to boggle at the shear, over-the-top Bullshit she tripped over when she went undercover at this school. That'll be a face to remember!
  4. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    Ok. Now, that, is Aura Farming. There's Gods out there, writhing in envy of his sheer, impossible Balls. Even Alexa's looking for hate-sex right now.
  5. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    I think Emile's going to be more interesting after this one than most will see. Unless he gets recruted by Jess, of course.
  6. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    ...... Given that Jim sabotaged the athletic games, the ones that kill, and now there's a Umbar invasion.... Which one's going to kill more people? (Yes, I am a bit hung up on a athletic game with an expected body count, why do you ask?)
  7. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    Darn. What an awesome mess.
  8. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    Well. Time to kill Plandorph. Oh, and check if he's an Umbar, but kill him anyway.
  9. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    This should be interesting.
  10. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    Somebody set loose the kind of monster the the secret police have trouble with? Awesome.
  11. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    So..... The teachers seem to fall into one of 3 categories. 1) Egocentric asshats, with a chance of being Umbar. 2) Fuckups, who are occasionally uesful. Low chance of being Umbar, but certainly not zero. 3) Umbar. Man. Cleaning up this school is going to take some doing.
  12. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    Ah. The secret police have entered the chat. And even weirder, they seem sorta capable. Not more trouble than they're worth. Eh. I'm sure Maizel will be sidelined soon, after all if she could fix the situation, there'd be no more story!
  13. Simonbob

    What's Junk? (The Mech Touch)

    Who carries a pistol that can damage a mech, who helped out with a pirate attack by killing a number of them..... Bolt's a different kind of dangerous, but they're both harder than most think.
  14. Simonbob

    What's Junk? (The Mech Touch)

    Much like Ves, if in a different way. Corner either one at your peril. Honestly, Bolt was quite restrained. I don't think he killed even one of them!
  15. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    I kinda want Elmsley to complain, only to be told "He didn't kill you, so he's not too upset, so relax."
  16. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    ..... Interesting. This Maizel is dangerous, yes. But if she's a cultist, why show it off? Just to kill in the contest? But she didn't, and even saved Emile. So, I don't think she's a cultist. She's something else.
  17. Simonbob

    What's Junk? (The Mech Touch)

    Yeah, challenging a bunch of Rats to Mano a Mano fight is not likely to go to plan.
  18. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    I'm slowly getting the feeling that half the staff are these death cultists. And Jim's going to have to kill them. And we'll be cheering him on, when it happens.
  19. Simonbob

    What's Junk? (The Mech Touch)

    That's.... I feel a little sorry for the General, to be honest. Not for the hard battle, not for the Glow stuff, but because he can't just help those who've helped his people. Politics. Fucking politics. As they say, from the Latin, Poli, meaning groups, and tic, meaning blood sucking...
  20. Simonbob

    Jim the Groundskeeper [Original Fantasy]

    The last 10th or so of that chapter's doubled. Weird doubled, with bolded sections, written as a different ending for the same chapter? It's a good chapter, with the plot moving, and action that works in the story. The shy boy becoming more, the dragon being a dragon, more details on the...
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