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  1. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Extremely funny idea for a new evil skill Shiro could give/have: Converse. It’s a skill that when it procs causes every Uma within a certain distance have a chance to stumble and reduces their chance to activate skills for several seconds. Only Shiro can get the upgraded version: Lesson. Which...
  2. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    The contrast in mid-race thought remains hilarious. Shirogane thinking damn, this is gonna be a bitch to clean while running through the mud at the same time Condor is having all this shonen anime if I can just push a little harder! It’s an absolute peak dynamic.
  3. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Murderthon. It’s a ‘tri-half-marathon’ of different course types and you have to shoot targets at the middle of each type of track. It’s still a relatively ‘short’ race as far as marathon types are concerned, being 3 laps on a 6k track. But considering Uma race distances combined with not...
  4. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    “I’m not sure she knew we were filming though…”
  5. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Alternative option: Just don’t! You don’t have to incorporate new characters recently revealed to have been there from the start, just ignore it.
  6. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Shirogane has an over-energy mechanic and passively regens most of her energy, so if you don’t give her enough training she starts adding mandatory races to her schedule at random.
  7. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Cute lesbian couple at the bar: Evil and intimidating horse on the TV.
  8. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    In the fics where she remembers how to build one, I’m fine with it because she’s the kind of person that would do that actually. She is straight up pulling out the majority of WW situations from her memory and applying the lessons from them at the drop of a hat after like, 8-10 years of not even...
  9. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    "Get your money up, not your funny up."-Shirogane Olaster lecturing her juniors.
  10. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Shirogane gets into any race she wants to by pointing at her roof, which has been retiled with silver medals. Name a track and she’s gotten second on it, not once has that resume been insufficient to get into a race.
  11. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    "Shiro, what would you say your best running surface is?" "Well it's difficult to say, I've yet to rea-" being interrupted by the silly honse of your choice "CEMENT! Das conk creet baby!" throws microphone in to the crowd "Oruzaluel first, the rest hopital."
  12. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Steady making all these grand proclamations about dueling and a last hurrah, while Shiro is sitting there casually thinking 'I know this means a lot to her, but fitting another race in on my weekly schedule is gonna be a pain.' Also what's her record at now? 15 races 2 wins 13 silvers? I'm half...
  13. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    “… gene sequences previously only found in elephants … uniquely high lip motility … abnormally low PH stomach acid … producing C-14 during respiration … What the hell is this ‘horse?’” The scientists trying to figure out Shirogane.
  14. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    "Did I do that?"- Shirogane Urkel
  15. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Tanyagane is going to unlock her Super Special Uma Power at some point. However instead of something normal like ignoring fatigue, going faster, or making everyone else worse she gets straight up Shadow the Hedgehog style Chaos Control. Right in the middle of a race she just shouts “Death to...
  16. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    As soon as Trainer (and the regulatory body of the races) understand her true durability the “Shirogane Everywhere” system will be unlocked. 7/10 races will have Shirogane there, racing, less than a full week apart.
  17. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    She’s not crazy she’s just… Differently sane. Everything she thinks and does makes perfect sense, in a context that isn’t applicable in her current circumstances.
  18. Killdread

    You ever wonder if the rate of kemonomimi characters based on a certain animal type might be...

    You ever wonder if the rate of kemonomimi characters based on a certain animal type might be inversely proportional to the amount people are actually having sex with that kind of animal? We never had Umamusume before people that knew about Mr.Hands grew up.
  19. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Betting odds for Shirogane Orzel First place 2:3 Second place 100:101 Third place 1:1000 Fourth place 4:5
  20. Killdread

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    End of her First year Shiro will likely have placed in a double digit number of races, and have won several. By comparison other Uma may have run double digit races at the end of their first year. Most will be somewhere in the 5-7 range. She started earlier than most and is running about two...
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