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  1. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Look Tosen Jordan might be dumber than a rock, has never passed her exams successfully and is dumb enough to shock Gold Ship into seriousness, but she has a heart of gold and is willing to break down any brick walls in her path. Besides you don’t actually have to complete the academics at...
  2. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Eh, given how irl American horse racing is filled with more drug abuse than most Russian Olympic athletes then I don’t think Shirogane would actually race there. When all you’re competitors are mainlining painkillers and the top trainers get caught doping their trainees/horses, and other minor...
  3. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    That’s not actually true though. Sure Shirogane is short as fuck, but she’s normal height for both Japanese women and umas and Shirogane has grey hair and not blonde. Also the hairstyle is different and even Shirogane’s eye colour too. I suppose both Shirogane and Tanya wear military uniforms...
  4. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    This is starting to sound more and more like saurfang facts* but in regards to intelligence rather than super violence. * Also known as Chuck Norris facts for the less cultured.
  5. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Huh, so Shirogane could found a club with Gentildonna for overprotective and proud horse/uma mothers?
  6. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Eh, there's also the thousand more horses imported that also started their own lineages. Yeah the three are the most famous and important, but their not the only ones. Part of it is the incest, but it's majorly the whole "bred for speed and power" thing. Horses can only be so big and fast...
  7. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Ah but you see, Shirogane is considered robust and enduring for a racing horse/uma! A breed of horses that famously have traded health, gene pool variety, stamina etc etc for speed! But most horse breeds aren’t like that. Shirogane has fantastic stamina for a race horse/uma, but how does it...
  8. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Tell me you know nothing about both Umamusume and horse racing in general without directly telling me so. Six consecutive 2nd place finishes at both the crown and tiara tour would never make any uma/horse a laughingstock. That's the sort of performance that let's horses keep racing for many...
  9. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    I do, because the mere attempt of actually trying both the crown and tiara tour would destroy “normal” umas and actually kill/destroy actual racehorses. I’m absolutely fine with Shirogane being able to actually attempt it with no health consequences because she has an established tradeoff...
  10. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Eh, there's the fact that Shirogane's strengths just aren't suited for most of the crown and tiara races. One of the tiaras is a mile race, which well, when you greatest strength is endurance and making others burn through their own stamina, that doesn't look good. Especially with a top speed...
  11. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Essentially part of her “charm” was her determination to keep going after so many losses. Her winning a race could break the spell and thus people’s interest in her. But also yes both trainer and jockey respectively trained and raced her for safety, given how she was a missed race away from...
  12. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Like what Lightning McQueen did in Cars but with umas instead?
  13. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Probably not that specific military, Shirogane herself is half-polish and has a polish mother. And that polish part of her family seems to have been a military one, so there’s that too.
  14. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    No? I just didn't bother quoting the whole of it. Shirogane's a much calmer person than Tanya, and even then Tanya wouldn’t do that to a civilian, and furthermore even with Gold Ship trying to "kidnap" her, the way she was doing so wouldn't have merited violence. It'd be something else if Gold...
  15. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    It’s been a decade since I read the books, but shouldn’t being called “Bilbo” either be a compliment or a little tease towards someone’s height? And Shirogane is not going to be anything more than mildly, at most, disgruntled about being called short.
  16. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Eh, given Shirogane is apparently a little taller than most umas of her family, there isn’t any lingering weariness towards short umas, if there ever was.
  17. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Nah, that’s a different Gold, Stay Gold is the homeless dad that came back after going to the store for milk.
  18. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    I now have a great desire to see Shirogane deal with Helios and her umazing way of speaking.
  19. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Although Uma Agnes Tachyon also considered the ragebait factor and found it a hilarious bonus.
  20. Jylland

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Chad Tazuna doing the Three Goddesses work. After all, if it was up to Shiro she won't eat enough. It's not that Shiro avoids eating, it's that she seems used to less food than necessary and if not almost ordered too would probably eat just a little more than usual, which is a problem with her...
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