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  1. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    She just makes deliveries during that time. (Runs 4 times the distance)
  2. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    What I heard is that Shiro gotta have a big and powerful ass! Shiro causes Umas to roll twice for a training result by scaring them after the first failure.
  3. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Shirogane: "Nothing personeel, kid. Your back is wide open." Journalist jumps ten feet in the air. The ninja horse strikes again. Hell, one of her game costumes gotta be a ninja outfit, she has asword and supr stealth skills
  4. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Cars is a proper sports movie about a racer but with cars.
  5. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    We need one where she flops downstairs
  6. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Umas got that shonen hero stomach, even their snacks are big White daughter getto. She can join pink daughter. I am sure she will love it.
  7. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    The Pale Horse from Beoynd Tume and Space. She is the Key and the Silver Gate. "I can't play gacha anymore." "Wife cut you off?" "My horse bites me every time she hear the FGO gacha rolling sound"
  8. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    The cartoon shorts with the tiny umas would make her a ninja and a ghost, depending on the episode
  9. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Do you mean flapping wings tied to their arms?
  10. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    T:"Classic Hat Trick, Shiro! Good job!" Pink Horse:"But Shiro doesn't wear a hat, Torena!" Then three hours of Torena explaining to the Umas soccer and cricket. Then the absolute disaster that it would be girls with super strength playing cricket. (No window is safe)
  11. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Nero, defender of equal rights between men and Umas. (As a proper Roman, regular women would get nothing)
  12. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Then they proceed to run for four hours because apparently the Poles picked warhorses based on stamina.
  13. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Shiro most consistent super power, money sense. My girl was in a warzone, she got killer instincts. I look forward to her swashbuckling sword duel with Goldshi.
  14. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    It's Umas now, they are all girls in this universe
  15. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    I think so. Good exercise, easy money. She can't keep away
  16. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    "This Uma is in the Isekai spectrum. It's like autism, but caused by contact with divine entities like Being X, the Goddess Aqua and a Toyota truck."- The school physician
  17. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Eh. Military calvary sabers had metal scabbards. Because Tanya is lowkey crazy. Very lowkey, but the idea of a non steel sword never crossed her mind. In fact if you brought up not getting a prop sword out of real steel she would be like "So what, a shinai? Wrong shape. A bronze sword? An...
  18. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    Also the safe horse because Shiro is too polite and hardworking to be a bitter or a menace like Goldship.
  19. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    She has the opposite probelm of most young horses, lot of stamina not speed. Most horses burn out fast, so the young girls only get short races in order to reduce injuries.
  20. Water Sorcerer

    On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

    The scary mare from a line of warhorses would be a wild story for racing fans.
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