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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Now we just need her being an actually good wingman for a different babysitter. Lets say.....Ilia? Jaune: Thank you so much for watching her but....are you ok? Ilia: *dazed* numbers. Jaune: What? Ilia: *Still dazed* She got me So so many numbers at the park.... Neptune: OH COME ON!!!
  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    *Taps plays in the distance*
  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Nora: Ren Ren: Yes Nora? Nora: i'm ovulating Ren:........oh dear.
  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: Hey guys do you recognise this one? *Beats her to the opening drums of 'never gonna give you up'* Everyone else: oh thats just. Really jaune?
  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Salem: *rants about her immortality and sadness* Jaune: awww how sad.....Penny play Despacito
  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    What a bard does best. Leave lasting and bad impressions on former lovers
  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Jaune the Bard

    Idea: Pathfinder universe where Bard!Jaune actually knows how to leverage his himbo-ness for flirting. This leads to all kinds of problems for his party. *JNPR party moving through a hall of portraits in a mansion* Jaune: You know the women in these paintings seem familiar to me. Nora: I...
  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Wonder what a RWBY mystery science theater would be like
  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Remember kids! You can get (into) anywhere in life with a clipboard and the right attitude!
  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Why Jaune shouldn't use a bat. Instantly becomes a British Cockney accented punk. Velvet is enamored.
  11. Disco Rice - [Worm OC Insert/Chaos Gacha]

    GladOS: Do it again, Slowly. MC: This is getting oddly sexual GladOS: I am a Hyper intelligent AI built specificaly for science GladOS: A discovery like this is the closest I will ever get to foreplay.
  12. Disco Rice - [Worm OC Insert/Chaos Gacha]

    Whelp time to make your Omni phone sarcastic AND murderous.
  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Illia: You look...well Blake: *scoff* yes...well...nice human. Illia: oh but he is nice. Hows Adam? Blake: no idea. You still pining after me? Illia: oh no. Quite a few rounds of "treatment" from nurse Arc over there cured me of that affliction. Blake:..... Illia: long vigorous treatments...
  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    The curious cat gives Jaune magic theough the power of circular reasoning. Jaune: Wait wait wait. What do you mean I have magic now? CC: Well i'm your familiar now therefore you must have magic. Jaune: but that doesn't make any sense! CC: but of course it does! You made me your familiar...
  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Turns out giving Penny the ability to get drunk was not the greatest idea..... Good news? She isn't a destructive drunk. Bad news? What she is is a Very focused drunk As shown when she proceeds to throw Jaune over her shoulder without a single word before leaving. The force of their...
  16. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    👈(❛ ᗜ ❛👈) Eyyy! Glad someone got it.
  17. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: Your middle names Leslie? Cardin: Oh yeah? And what's your middle name? Jaune: motherf*ckin NPR:........ RWBY:...... Cardin:...how? Jaune: My dad signed the birth certificate while mom was still out of it from the birthing process. Yatsuhashi: My middle name is Tiffany if that...
  18. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Nah. She left all the finances to Merlin, surprisingly enough it was the one area he took absolutely seriously. Shirou was the head of finances in the family but he kinda.....gave up when it came to his kids and their family. Budgeting for Artoria's appetite was tough enough.
  19. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    The reason Jaune isn't as great a warrior as the rest of his family is he somehow threw off their curse and is actually financially responsible.
  20. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    What he wasn't prepared for was the Absolutely massive harem he would accidently amass by paying off so many debts and mortgages of the huntresses.
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