Advent of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

Made from the Celestial Peach of Immortality, grown in a certain garden in Heaven/Jade Palace. Kufufu~

 

...How much is thousand year wine normally?

 

Mortals are not supposed to even drink it. Most likely a Resources 4~5 purchase.

 

Celestial Wine is brewed in creation, well Yu-Shan anyway, as well. It heals any injury, cures any disease, acts as the antidote to any poison and a single cup of the stuff is worth a small fortune. A whole bottle, which in addition to the above will also make the drinker immune to disease and poison for the next year, is worth quite a large fortune.

 

So 20 Zeroes?

 

If you're a miser who got a good deal, perhaps.

 

Short explanation: It's gonna take a lot more than money to buy that.

 

Come on guys issei is a solar, a twilight at that.

Do what any solar would do in this situation

acquire a sample whether through sheer charisma, violence, or trade, and have asia or ourselves reverse engineer it!

Then we can improve on the design so that instead of a merely a year it lasts a full century!

Solar commonsense>reality

 

He already knows how to make it.

Step one: Take Golden Peaches of Heaven.

Step two: Brew wine with their juice.

It's step one that's the problem.

 

Answer to Step 1: GLORIOUS SOLAR BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!

 

Oh with a lot of work he could make something with the same effects sure, but it wouldn't be Celestial Wine.

 

I think he means that that's how you obtain the Peaches of Heaven.

 

This.

 

Monkey steals the Peach.

 

Unfortunately, Issei's virtues are to high for him to use Celestial Monkey Style. Another way must be found.

 

not if someone threatens the girls, and he's already used a variation on freed.

 

Point of order: if I'm reading the Yu-Shan book correctly, the celestial wine isn't actually made from the peaches of immortality. The Vineyards of the Celestial Wine are a separate location entirely from the various Orchards of the Peaches of Immortality and Leaves of Power, so presumably the wine is made from...celestial grapes, I guess.

Not that any of this matters unless and until Issei has some way to reach Yu-Shan, anyway.

 

Oh hrm. So it is. Not sure how I mixed that up. Still, same basic principles.

Also, 'Leaves of Power'? It's Celestial Coca. Used in the making of Celestial Cocaine. Creation does not give one solitary shit about narcotics. The Maiden of Serenity often encourages them in fact. Burning Feather, the Goddess of Intoxicants encourages them all the time.

 

Quite correct. But we should really avoid celestial cocaine, because it's rather dangerous, and it doesn't offer any benefits that Issei can't already provide (without the aggravated damage and severe addiction) via his training and enlightenment Charms anyway.

 

Yeah that stuff is not meant for mortals. It will blow your mind. And quite possibly melt your lungs*.

*Not a exaggeration.

 

Since Angels, Devils, Fallen, and Youkai are supernatural beings, is it possible for them to learn Celestial styles?

I mean, Terrestrial Exalted can, though it takes a lot of work, so I was curious if it was possible for Earth native supernatural beings.

 

Why not, hell we could even teach it to Sun Wukong.

 

Because Issei is incapable of using Celestial Monkey Style.Which is kind of a shame when you put it that way, I bet we could get a lot of cred with Sun Wukong by teaching him a style that includes magically explosive dick punching. Seems like something he'd enjoy.

 

is this a thing or are you just yanking our chain

 

they can but we need to learn another charm to teach them, ^^; you really need to go through the threads and read everything, most of this has already been talk about to death a couple of times over /laugh

 

Celestial Monkey Style: Four Halo Golden Monkey Palm. The charm focuses on using strong virtues against your opponents by attacking the chakras that empower them. By striking the proper chakra with an essence infused attack you can destabilize them in an extremely violent way, causing unsoakable lethal damage equal to the number of points your opponent has in that virtue.

To blind the wisdom of who who masters Temperance, you must strike the Crown of Temperance in the center of the forehead.

To extinguish the love of one who masters Compassion you must strike the Chalice of Compassion in the center of the chest next to the heart.

To break the spirit of one who masters Conviction you must strike the Throne of Conviction in the stomach.

And to shatter the courage of one who has mastered Valor you must strike the Root of Valor by punching him in the dick as hard as you can.

 

"The root of Valor"?

I've not heard it called that before.

 

It's an Exalted thing.

 

I'll try, though with multiple 100+ threads, it might take a while.

 

Also, just for the record: I do not need to make things up in order to screw with people regarding enlightened martial arts. There is a style that lets you throw someone so hard that their landing impacts with the force of a nuclear strike. One that lets you twist the air around you into water so your opponents drown on dry land. One that lets you reflexively rip out an opponents heart with your bare hands and offer it in prayer to the Unconquered Sun. One that lets you fly. One that turns you into a living kaleidoscope. One based entirely on a conceptual understanding of sex that can make people fall in love with you. One that lets you arbitrarily decide that this opponent is only allowed to hit me once and any further attacks from him automatically miss. One that turns you into a living shadow that devours the life force of anyone that touches you and is immune to any attack. One that lets you eat peoples corpses to learn the charms they knew in life. One that lets you throw people into the air and leave them stuck there (because fuck your gravity, that's why). One that basically turns you into the Hulk but with less restraint. And one that lets you stab people with their own fate.

And that's not even touching on the Imperfect Lotus or the Scroll of the Monk which is where all of the impressive martial arts are listed.


In order: Solar Hero Style. Black Tide Style. Eye of Heaven Style. Crane Style. Crystal Chameleon Style. Sapphire Veil of Passion Style. Arms of the Unconquered Sun Style. Dark Messiah Style. Hungry Ghost Style. Thousand Wounds Gear Style. Infernal Monster Style. Violet Bier of Sorrows Style.