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because i CAN.

Discussion in 'Creative Writing' started by littlebugs, Feb 5, 2020.

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    littlebugs

    littlebugs Getting out there.

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    so I finally figured I'd stop being a dirty lurker and I wanted to write this story because I couldn't get this story out of my head so word of warning unless somebody offers to beta or something I'm really bad about puntion and stuff but I'm using a spell checker but it could miss something also I may butcher Characters sorry


    welp, this is not how I expected this day to go I should probably start with an intro my name or my old name I suppose is Matthew Aaron west weird name I know any way I am a transhumanist I belive in self-improvement wether that be through tech or just good old fashioned hard work the day I was dimensionally translocated I was a 7'2 bemoth of a man with an iq of 186 but now i coundnt be any farther from the truth I have a differnt name now and a vastly different body my new name is zion or scion considering who you ask thankfully my mind is mostly unchanged well other than how fast I think and most likely my emotions aswell how I look well i'am now 10792000000000000000 miles long bigger than size of the fucking GALAXY i'am also a fucking transdimensional thing spacewhalee entity i'am a fucking entity in fucking WORM something immediately stops and I realize I was panicking huh neat also alarming anyway yes I am zion oh and I forgot to mention every cell in my body is a shard there also the size of the moon I can see? more than on reality at the same time I'm currently sitting in a universe whose laws of physics never allowed it to form well anything other than energy which I guess is what I eat welp I am the closet this and a couple of other universes have to a god might as well enjoy myself first thing first I look for earth bet it the closet verse to me and I start making a body quickly check the date 2011 huh year before Taytay triggers speaking of which I lock down queen admin and get back to making my body since its a year before canon I make my body 15 make it 6'6 might be a little tall but whatever I like being tall and for my plan, I need to make it handsome so it gets a square jaw messy hair and of course I make it buff not that it matters considering it could crack the planet in half even if I make it a gangly fucker and when I finish the result is this
    in my old life, I was bi so I can say without a doubt I would fuck me anyway now to the bits my new cock because why not is 9 inches if it proves to be a problem I'll shrink it but I know this is humanly possible next the powers it was then I would facepalm if I could​


    LOCATION: somewhere over the Atlantic

    the golden man stops and facepalms so hard he causes a sonic boom and then flew off to get that kitten out of the tree in Taiwan


    i am an idiot I give my new body ALL the powers it might as well be omnipotent it also has access to all shards currently active as well and now the fun I pause briefly to consider why I'm doing this and come to the conclusion easily its the only reason a creature of my power does well anything
    BECAUSE
    I

    CAN.
     
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  2. Aleh

    Aleh Destroyer of Faith in Humanity

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    ... this really, really needs to be proofread.
     
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  3. Milkers99

    Milkers99 3 int

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    What the fuck. Does punctuation not exist where you come from? My brain completely stoped transmitting information after the first 10 words.
     
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  4. Gladiusone

    Gladiusone Well worn.

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    Capital letters.

    Periods at the end of sentences.

    Paragraphing.

    Use them.

    Considering you have five spelling errors in the section you tell us you’re using a spell checker ... I’d suggest actually paying attention to said spell checker. It helps.
     
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  5. Akuma-Heika

    Akuma-Heika The Devil Exists Within

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    Pic links are broken.

    Some corrections to punctuation, grammar, and syntax...positive I missed stuff. Will give it another look through later, but this is it for now. Stopped marking it due to time constraints (the bold and underline are areas I corrected, but not all of my corrections are so marked).
     
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  6. littlebugs

    littlebugs Getting out there.

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    thank you apearntly the spell check i used was awful and i'll try and fix the pic
     
  7. littlebugs

    littlebugs Getting out there.

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    english isn't my native language i've only known how to read it for two or so years
     
  8. Akuma-Heika

    Akuma-Heika The Devil Exists Within

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    The biggest thing I stopped looking for was puncuation, but the grammar and syntax should be much better. Sorry I left it only half fixed.
     
  9. G4R5vb5r3H

    G4R5vb5r3H Bellicose and Armed. (With bad literature.)

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    My first though upon reading this was 'this person's making fun of My Immortal,' which is a laudable goal all of should attempt to reach at least once in our lives.
     
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  10. littlebugs

    littlebugs Getting out there.

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    alright just downloaded Grammarly and put it through that so hopefully its better
     
  11. littlebugs

    littlebugs Getting out there.

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    I must admit some part of it is making a bit of fun the other part is I'm bad at English also Grammarly is awesome
     
  12. littlebugs

    littlebugs Getting out there.

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    thank you again appreciate it looked it through it Grammarly and with your suggestions and good God my spelling is horrific
     
  13. littlebugs

    littlebugs Getting out there.

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    i figured out the link the pics not originally what I wanted but whatever
     
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  14. G4R5vb5r3H

    G4R5vb5r3H Bellicose and Armed. (With bad literature.)

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    Just upload to imgur as a hidden image and link to it. That's what I've been doing.

    I'd also recommend editing your posts rather than making new ones. There's a button for it at the bottom of each reply.

    I'm fairly sure the mods frown upon doubleposting, and 4 posts in less than 15 minutes with no other replies between them might end up problematic.
     
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    littlebugs

    littlebugs Getting out there.

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    ah I should have probably said this at the beginning but this is a badfic attempt also I broke my leg and haven't been in the mood to update
     
  16. Qwertykus

    Qwertykus Getting out there.

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    Damn, that sucks. Here goes my hope for some sort of hotmess shitshow...
     
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