Cu-nosuba: God’s Blessing on This Lancer’s Holy Grail War!

Sliverhero · 2026-02-23T23:03:48+0000

Have to wonder how she know that shirou is her grandpa,

. She must have a werid time with all the stories the older version of shirou that she knows as her grandpa telling her about this crazy time. Wasn't this fic fifth grail war here was a singularity
On other things in cant wait for kazuma reaction to that ring would probably be fine with jeanne come along with them after this mess.
And looks like one of the kazuma will be saving Aqua and eris and the angels as well

Davos · 2026-02-23T23:08:18+0000

Sliverhero said:
Have to wonder how she know that shirou is her grandpa, . She must have a werid time with all the stories the older version of shirou that she knows as her grandpa telling her about this crazy time. Wasn't this fic fifth grail war here was a singularity
On other things in cant wait for kazuma reaction to that ring would probably be fine with jeanne come along with them after this mess.
And looks like one of the kazuma will be saving Aqua and eris and the angels as well

Minor tinkering on the timeline. I'm planning to better explain it in another ending, Whether I do is another matter.

alextheconqueror · 2026-02-23T23:27:05+0000

Davos said:
Jeanne returns to the summoning room with a smile.

Why do I hear boss music?

Davos said:
An overweight blonde man hesitates before approaching her, not able to look her in her dual colored eyes for long.

"Hello miss, my name is Goredolf, w-would you like a tour of the facilities and-"

"Pardon me, but I would like to return to Romania." Jeanne says.

"I am unsure you should go back on account of your earlier…venting."

"I appreciate the concern, but I would appreciate it more if you send me back. I am not quite finished venting yet, and the fact you remind me of someone there…isn't helping my thinning patience." Jeanne says, the yellow in her eyes flickering over the blue portions a moment.

At this point her class will also change, wonder what it will be, maybe Alter Ego?
Also, what happened to Leticia? Jeanne was summoned wrong in Apocrypha because Amakusa was still there and needed Leticia's body to manifest, is she now a Demiservant? A pseudo?

Davos said:
'Great…another version of that alternate Jeanne…Though not quite?' Goredolf thinks before showing her to the teleportation circle along with Mash and Atalanta.

This is not Jeanne Alter, think more Waxing Moon Ritual Jeanne

Davos said:
"I'm surprised you aren't going in first." Emiya says.

"I am tempted, but they have more personal reasons driving them and I know not to stand in the way of angry women." Scathach says, drawing a chuckle from Emiya. His amusement dies from an instant glare.

Why does that makes sense?

Davos said:
"Apologies, I just never expected you to be wary of angry women after hearing some of your accomplishments."

"I am brave, not foolish." Scathach says before steeping into the circle and waits.

Wise words

Davos said:
"I don't think I'll be going. Lancelot did not waste any time after I told that one story…"

"I know, but the fact you made Gilgamesh faint from shock is reason enough to drag you back. And you are not as bad in a fight as I recall."

"As much as I appreciate the praise from a warrior such as yourself, I would be dead weight in my current-" Emiya stops when he catches a water bottle thrown at his head.

Davos said:
"I learned to reverse causality and became immortal, meeting various Gods. You think that blue braggart's water spells is beyond me?"

"Not when you put it like that…" He says before drinking, his wounds and fatigue fading.

This woman literally learned the base code of reality, and I mean literally, Primordial Runes works as the source code of reality, or well, a programing code more or less

Davos said:
"Though I admit I never expected it to have such an effect on Servants…For extra motivation, you should know I have a rune that takes visual recordings. I'll let you guess the contents of some of the more amusing recordings."

"Would it be possible to have copies of those recordings?"

"I'll consider it based on how well you perform." She says with a smile, making Emiya smile back.

This woman really knows how to motivate

Davos said:
Cu Chulainn meanwhile is puzzled by an intense feeling of dread.

'…What is causing this…?!' He thinks before shaking his head and returning to Kazuma's side along with Jack. Then they see Lancelot.

'…Well…crap.

Yeah, you are fucked, in many ways
'

Davos said:
Darnic and Amakusa continue running away before seeing Fiore look into the sky from a nearby balcony.

"Fiore! It is good you are still alive! We require you're help with something…" Darnic says, trailing off when Fiore turns, her eyes closed, a smile on her face, and a subtle sway in her step as she approaches.

Oh, this is gonna be so cursed

Davos said:
'She seems…different…small matter. With her wheelchair she should be able to distract that deranged blonde.' Darnic thinks with a smile that lowers as Fiore gets closer.

It's not the only thing she will distract with heyoooo..... I'll see myself out

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"I'm more than willing to help you Grandfather…~." She says in a tone that makes Darnic lean back.

"…Why do you sound so…odd Fiore? We're you hit with a curse or stray attack? You sound like that Irishman… And where is Chiron?"

"That man ran away…But I'm sure you'll do more than fine as a replacement."

Why does this turn me on?

Davos said:
"…What?" Darnic asks.

"Oh Lord…" Amakusa mutters in shock.

Yeah, I would say there's two of them now but there are many more than that out there

Davos said:
'Not the young woman I wanted to act this way…Wonder if Tohsaka is behaving this way too?' Darnic thinks with a momentary grin before righting himself. Amakusa caught that grin, now looking at him in sheer disdain.

"I knew you we're going to Hell before, but I could have gone without knowing the extent of your depravity…"

If only we are allowed to forget

Davos said:
"This is not my fault! I have no idea what happened! She is never like this!"

One of the rare ocassions in wich he tells the truth

Davos said:
"I can show you more surprises…there is an empty room nearby~."

'…I miss Semiramis…' Amakusa thinks while fighting the growing need to gag.

For totally SFW reasons I assume

Davos said:
"What has gotten into you?!" Darnic shouts.

"Nothing yet and that is the issue~." Fiore says while stepping closer, opening one eye before winking.

Girl TMI

Davos said:
Amakusa and Darnic groan in harmony while stepping back.

They groan again when they her footsteps.

Oooh, they are fucked, maybe in the way I expect lol

Davos said:
They look to each other and nod as Darkness turns the corner.

"Unfortunately we cannot…this woman is preventing us!" Darnic says.

"Indeed…her constitution and will are beyond us to mount any resistance…that depraved thing may need a woman's touch." Amakusa adds.

"I am not a depraved thing!...b-but I can't say I hate being referred to as such every once in a while…~." Darkness says with a fidget before noticing Fiore approach while cracking her knuckles.

This is something I need to see, even if Fiore is outmatched

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"Do you really believe you can stop me?" Darkness asks while cracking her own knuckles.

"I know I can destroy you, one handful at a time~." Fiore says, still smiling even as Darkness grabs her head with shocking speed. Fiore grips Darkness wrist.

"My, what bold words; Do you know I knocked out a Saber's teeth mere minutes a-AH!" Darkness shouts in surprise as a pop is heard at her wrist, her hand going limp as she pulls back.

What the hell!?!?

Davos said:
"Heh…Your wrists are nothing to the nuts I crack for fun and nourishment!" Fiore says, making Amakusa stare in disgust at Darnic and raise a knife.

...Just for making Fiore servant level, I aplaud you

Davos said:
"She's talking about walnuts and other such hard shells that usually require a nut cracker." Darnic says with a sigh.

"Sure she is…" Amakusa says before paling along with Darnic as Darkness fixes her wrist with a smile and a moan.

I need to know what type of nuts she is breaking

Davos said:
'This woman must be a berserker…!' Amakusa thinks with a frown.

Nah, she is a paladin,

but not the servant class

Davos said:
'…Maybe I need to name a new successor? Caelus, milquetoast as he is, would never be this swayed by lust…I think.' Darnic thinks in minor terror as they approach each other.

How o I tell you

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"So depraved…"

"I would think you would be happier with this development…priest~." Darnic says with a grin, making a vein appear on Amakusa's head.

Pffft, hahhahahahahahahahah
That was a good one

Davos said:
"Please…I need a few huh?" Fran says, before gasping.

"I…I can speak?! But how?!" She asks aloud before shuddering as he continues, the wall of the shed threatening to give way.

He fucked you soo long and hard that you gained the ability to speak normally

Davos said:
"You won't be for long~." Caelus says, making Fran bite her lips in a smile.

"Oh…Oh~."

And she is enjoying it, hell yeah

Davos said:
Gilgamesh pushes himself up from the ground, the taste of bile threatening to escape his mouth.

'That damn Faker…Ruining my mood twice now! And with such a horrible tale too…Saber would never willingly do that without training and consistent punishment. It has to be a lie!' Gilgamesh thinks before taking out two tonics from his treasury, handing one to a near comatose Shirou. They drink and recover, standing up and surveying the battle field.

How do I tell you.... He wasn't lying bro

Davos said:
They do not like most of what they see.

Lancelot fighting Artoria, Mordred, and Cu…and winning.

Well shit, all of them amount at least three servants by themselves and he is winning

Davos said:
Semiramis stands up and looks for Amakusa, not liking his absence.

Sorry, he is busy with his Nazi freenemy/actual nemesis

Davos said:
"…What is that on the mad dog's hip?"

"King Arthur's sheath…he is now virtually immortal."

And able to deflect and/or dodge any attack strong enough to actually kill him, though that's only because of Artorias link with him, if Medea did his thing the power of Avalon would be reduced by a lot

Davos said:
"As if he wasn't enough of an issue before…but we must save the Sabers…!" Gilgamesh says, only to be met with silence.

Do we really? I mean I'm fine with Mordred and Cu but Artoria...

Davos said:
"I'm not going to ask about Semiramis given the state Artoria left her in some time ago, but you Shirou?"

"I'm not against training them, but at this point it is far too risky with Lancelot… Might be better to let that dream go."

"Nonsense! What is life without dreams and joy!?"

Look, I know what you meant but I'm not feeling it right now

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'I think he lost some brains after becoming a Saber…surely this young man can talk him into a reasonable plan of-' Semiramis starts to think until Shirou clenches a fist with a tear in his eye.

"You're absolutely right!"

'Never mind, he's also an idiot…' Semiramis thinks with a frown before speaking.

They are in the same Kamen Rider based wavelengtht

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Both remain silent as three silhouettes appear near Ritsuka. Mash, Jeanne, and Atalanta appear as all three Sabers are pushed aside.

Oh thank god they are back

Davos said:
"…I have no idea what we can do as a plan…" Kazuma says with a pale face as Lancelot approaches but stops.

Mash steps forward with a scowl.

Just let her do her thing

Davos said:
"Just how long do you plan to be a raving lunatic?"

Lancelot steps back, his darkened aura fading. Jeanne looks in shock.

"He's…a regular berserker again…"

The power of an anrgy daughter

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"…What the Hell? Why is he scared of her?" Kazuma asks.

"Long story short, she is part Servant, and the Servant in question is Galahad." Ritsuka says with a shit eater grin.

"Galahad being?"

"Son of Lancelot." Rin says.

Kazuma looks once more at Mash, noting the curves and skimpy outfit in shock.

I know what you think but that was not what he used

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"The outfit's not from Galahad." Ritsuka says with a smile.

"…I'm not surprised." Kazuma says.

"Funnily enough, not from me either…but boy did it inspire me~." Ritsuka says as Medea takes another picture.

Pray queen

Davos said:
"Delete that picture or you're next."

Medea weighs her options.

She frowns when Lancelot looks at her.

She starts deleting it when Lancelot approaches.

Even she knows when she's cornered

Davos said:
"You will show proper respect you w-" Lancelot stops as he takes a shield to the helm, sending him flying.

Hah, nice

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"Excellent work Galahad." Artoria says now looking at Kazuma.

"You're next." Mash says, making Artoria and Mordred turn and look in shock.

Yesssssss

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"What?!" Mordred asks.

"What did I do?!" Artoria asks, drawing flat looks from Kazuma, Rin, and Jeanne. Even Cu is credulous.

"Where do you want to begin?" Shirou shouts, drawing a flat sigh from Gilgamesh.

'Not even I can defend her actions with regards to Shirou…' Gilgamesh thinks before scowling at Semiramis who sends a beast toward Artoria, and she cuts it one motion.

I have a fucking list

Davos said:
Mordred the Robin chirps furiously, forgetting human speech as she hops on Servant Kazuma's head.

She got the worst from Saber

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"To her!" Artoria adds pointing to Mash.

"You probably did something to make father this way!" Mash shouts back, making Lancelot create a strange noise as he falls to the floor.

"I did no such thing!"

I mean, technically no but she didn't help

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"You lie! You lie as often you bweath you tyrant!" Mordred the Robin chirps out.

Being honest her reaction is valid

Davos said:
"She's not though…" Karna says from the floor, making Lancelot look up from the floor.

Goddamit Karna

Davos said:
"Will you stop acting like a damn bell!?" Kazuma mutters at Karna.

"…Is that modern day slang?" Karna asks.

Yes actually

Davos said:
"So…it wasn't my king that said those horrible things…?"

"It wasn't. It was a spell from Kazuma to mimic my voice. I have no love for you Lancelot." Artoria says and Lancelot looks towards Karna.

Ok, I know what they are saying but the atmosphere feels weird

Davos said:
"She's telling the truth."

"You bastard…" Kazuma says, looking at Karna.

"Least I'm not a liar." Karna says as Lancelot stands back up, his armor now turning purple. Ritsuka looks at the singularly list and gasps.

I'll give you that Karna

Davos said:
"A…a condition has just been unmet…but how?!"

"Because…I have once more become a Saber!" Lancelot proclaims with a fist at his heart and a smile on his face.

Oh, she won't like this

Davos said:
A smile that falls when a blade pierces through his chest.

"Lancelot?!" Artoria and Mordred shout at the same time.

"Father!" Mash shouts as Lancelot falls to the ground upon the blade being retracted from his torso.

Damm, second actual kill of the war

Davos said:
Standing with a bloodied blade and a vacant stare is Mysterious Heroine X. She continues smiling a mirthless smile as she pulls the sheathe away from Lancelot's hip, tying it to her back.

That sounds cold asf

Davos said:
Archer and Scathach appear.

'…Surprised this didn't happen sooner considering that kidnaping.' Emiya thinks before MHX looks at him, blade in each hand.

Same

Davos said:
"All Sabers…must die…"

"I'm an Archer."

"Whose Noble Phantasm is nothing but swords!"

And there's a Caster that prefer to fight melee and an Archer whose projectiles are dolphins, dolphins! And other whose projectiles are fists but still

Davos said:
Ritsuka looks at the checklist. The condition that was unmet has been met again.

Oh crap basckets

Davos said:
"…Jeanne?" Ritsuka asks.

"She's a berserker now…" Jeanne says as she walks over to Artoria.

And this time it's actually Artoria's fault. like most things in this war

Davos said:
MHX then looks at Kazuma as she approaches.

"…I'm a Caster…"

"For now. The other one was a Caster, and he was a berserker…it's only a matter of time." MHX says.

Oh god she has a point

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"…What are you doing Saint?"

"I have a plan for your deranged sister."

"We are not related she is-" Artoria is unable to finish her refusal as she is thrown by Jeanne with all her strength. She manages to land on her feet.

It's complicated

Davos said:
"You truly are the King of Sabers! To face her all by yourself! Such courage! The age of never ending swords is sure to be realized with your victory in this fight!" Jeanne says with clasped hands in prayer, barely resisting the urge to smirk, even as Mordred raises her sword at the Saint.

Tbh I would had done the same

Davos said:
'That unbelievable-!' Artoria thinks before hearing a low laugh and crack of knuckles. She readies Excalibur, ready for another fight as she turns to MHX. Only to see a shotgun pointed at her with blue wiring along the barrel, the end now glowing with a menacing shade of white as it is about to fire.

Hell yeah! She took a page of the America Wizard, time to make her eat freedom seeds,

Davos said:
Artoria grimaces and braces herself.

'I know I caused this and bought this upon myself…but I do not regret this.' Artoria thinks before speaking.

Seriously? Not even in the slightest?

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"…How very Saber of you." Artoria says, making MHX's eye one eye turn gold as she pulls the trigger, the force of the sci fi gun sending her shattering her armor as she is sent flying through a wall. MHX instantly runs in pursuit. Mordred takes a moment, alternating between attacking Jeanne and helping Artoria. Mordred follows MHX.

Why do you keep running your mouth

Davos said:
The others look on in shock for a moment, Kazuma lingering on Jeanne.

'…Damn…Wonder if I can convince her to come to the other world?' Kazuma thinks before shaking his head.

Yes, do it!

Davos said:
'Na, Rin wouldn't go for that…And there is still one last issue…' Kazuma thinks as the issue steps forward, making a dozen spears appear with a laugh.

She would be fine with it!
Thought there's still Gilgamesh

Davos said:
"We'll have to bide our time and create an opportunity to-"

"By my Command Seal-" Amakusa starts, Command Seals glowing on his back, making most everyone pale again or frown.

"You have no power over me priest, I-"

"Kill the blue thing!" He says, making Atalanta grimace as she turns to Aqua.

Well, it was good to meet you Aqua
Wait, wasn't Atalanta summoned in Chaldea last chapter? Wouldn't she have a different master now? You know, as a Chaldea's servant

Davos said:
Karna groans weakly from the floor.

How much did they wrecked Karna for his wounds not being healed after two command seals

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"I accept this request!" Gilgamesh says before glancing at Shirou who nods.

"Lurk," He says before vanishing as a dozen spears shoot out towards Aqua. She barely avoids them, in tears as some hit Atalanta.

Of course they would

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"Big sis!" Jack says while trying to pull Atalanta away, only to be grabbed by her and thrown away as another barrage skewers her, making her vanish into golden sparkles.

...Did Atalanta just die? Looks like she can't adapt to her love for childrens, though surprised it was that easy with her NP making it so she evolves to assure her survival

Davos said:
Jack glares first at Gilgamesh then Amakusa before vanishing herself.

Time to avenge big sis

Davos said:
Aqua is cornered between dozens of spears.

The others try to charge Gilgamesh only to be stymied by chains or a barrage of weapons.

As a spear flies true straight for Aqua's head, a rip appears behind her, and a slender hand reaches out, grabbing and pulling her through, closing before the spear can follow through, destroying a chunk of wall.

What the hell just happened

Davos said:
Chiron wrestles with Achilles for control of the chariot.

"Why are you going back to the Gardens?!"

"I think it's a Command Seal! And will you stop, we'll crash!"

Well, at leas they will make an entrance

Davos said:
"I do not want to go back there!"

"You'd rather be on the land of this perverted and Gods forsaken Earth?!"

"At least we'll die!"

I don't think that's what will happen to you down there

Davos said:
"I doubt Fiore can be that much of a horror even if she is being influenced by Fergus!" Achilles says before taking the reins back and returning to the Gardens.

She is occupied

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"Oh thank Heavens…thank you Eris, I was so scared! I'll never make fun of you wearing pads ever a-" Aqua stops talking when she sees it wasn't Eris that pulled her out.

It was a smiling Alaya…With an equally grinning Fergus, and another Fergus beside them. Further on is an armored Fergus with a hammer trying to break down a spiritual door. Eris and two angels are crying from the other side.

Oh my god, I don't even know how to describe this

Davos said:
"…Alaya, what's going on?"

"Master needs water…and another toy~."

Aqua screams before starting to run.

She is going to be fucked so hard her Int stat will rise, huh that doesn't sound bad

Davos said:
A long second passes between Darnic and Amakusa when they see Aqua vanish into the rip.

They both pivot, bringing their respective weapons toward the other.

Finally, this will be good

Davos said:
Amakusa stabs Darnic first, three black keys in his chest. Darnic still manages to shoot Amakusa in the leg, making the latter pull back. As he readies another handful of knives he feels an intense stabbing pain in both his chest and stomach. Darnic shot him in the chest, and upon looking down he sees a scarred face framed by white hair.

"That's for Big-"

Another gunshot rings out, first through Amakusa's back, then into Jack's forehead, making her slump to the floor. Another gunshot rings out and Darnic falls to the floor as well, followed by Amakusa.

Shirou, you make it so hard to not want you killed!!

Davos said:
'Didn't expect her to be there, but without the one stealthy person, and Lancelot dead on the ground, this has become tremendously eas-'

Famous last words

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A spear impaling itself into the wall by Shirou's head makes him freeze. Looking over he sees a green haired man in armor approach with a a blonde haired man with a tail, both looking utter furious.

"Lu-" Shirou feels a hand grab his ankle, then another on his other ankle. Looking down he sees Amakusa and Darnic holding him in place. Before he can do anything he feels two daggers stab into his shoulders as Jack holds onto his back.

"…Get him Big Brother…" Jack says weakly with a vindictive smile. Achilles pulls out a sword, and Chiron readies his bow, both ready to run Shirou through.

I know this will end the world but this feels soo good~

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Then all five of them vanish.

Why!? I know it was needed but why!?

Davos said:
Further away, Kazuma is choking Ritsuka.

"Why did you save him?!"

Unfortunately it's neeed, very unfortunate....

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"The summoning…is random…" Ritsuka says before Mash pulls Kazuma back.

"Bullshit! I saw you use some special tickets specifically for those five! And why didn't you use that for Lancelot earlier or even to get rid of this asshole!?" Kazuma shouts, making Ritsuka grimace as Jeanne and Emiya turn to her.

She had what!? Now I'm in Kazuma's side

Davos said:
"You think I like this? I'm already having a mental crisis at seeing him shoot a child, even if she was a Servant! Not to mention the leering earlier…And I was hoping to save those…"

You little-Nope, nope, remember what your psichiatrist said, just breath, breath

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"Then why?! And I want a concrete answer." Kazuma says before raising a hand, a glow starting, even as Emiya, Scathach, and Mash raise the edges of their weapons at his neck. Servant Kazuma and Jeanne bring a blade and flag staff to Mash's neck as Cu and Rin does the same to Emiya.

"Not this shit again…" Emiya mutters as Megumin makes the sigil for Explosion appear overhead as Avicebron makes golems appear.

"I think we all need to take a breath and recall who the main threat is here…" Shakespeare says.

If in doubt always point at Gilgamesh

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"If he dies-"

"How? How could his death possibly lead to the end of the world?!"

"Because he's my Grandpa! If he dies, I vanish, dooming the world to all the Singularities Mash and I stopped!" Ritsuka whispers.

Excuse my fucking pardon? That doesn't make sense, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL!!
Not only there wasn't a Shirou Emiya born in Fate Grand Order but the time not matches
In the timeline of Fate stay night there were 5 holy grail wars of Fuyuki, with the fourth being in wich Shirou's family dies during the fire of Fuyuki and he participating in the fifth, but in Fate Grand Order there was only 1 Holy grail war happening wich happened in what could be considered the time of the fifth. so no fourth grail war to act as his origin story and even if he stumbled into the fifth and survivved(wich would be extremely unlikely) he wouldn't still be Shirou Emita since he wasn't adopted by Kiritsugu

And for the time not matching, Fate stay night takes place in 2004 with Fate grand order starting in 2015, so for Shirou to be Ritsuka's grandpa he would need to be at least at his 70s for the start of FSN but even then it would be when Ritsuka's was 5 since he/she is 16 in FGO, the math doesn't lie

Let's not start with the fact that for Shirou to know Kazuma and Gilgamesh(while thinking fondly of him) he needs to be from the singularity in wich he meet them, who are points of time that needs to be corrected, and while the deaths of the people in the singularities can affect the main timeline they are made in a way that the correction make it so it changes the less possible to maintain a coherent timeline

But given the end of the first arc the other timeline would had became it's own timeline not related to the FGO one,
So quoting Kronk
"By all means it doesn't make sense"

Davos · 2026-02-24T00:47:41+0000

alextheconqueror said:
At this point her class will also change, wonder what it will be, maybe Alter Ego?
Also, what happened to Leticia? Jeanne was summoned wrong in Apocrypha because Amakusa was still there and needed Leticia's body to manifest, is she now a Demiservant? A pseudo?

Why does that makes sense?

This woman really knows how to motivate

Oh, this is gonna be so cursed

It's not the only thing she will distract with heyoooo..... I'll see myself out

Why does this turn me on?

Yeah, I would say there's two of them now but there are many more than that out there

One of the rare ocassions in wich he tells the truth

For totally SFW reasons I assume

Girl TMI

This is something I need to see, even if Fiore is outmatched

What the hell!?!?

...Just for making Fiore servant level, I aplaud you

I need to know what type of nuts she is breaking

Pffft, hahhahahahahahahahah
That was a good one

He fucked you soo long and hard that you gained the ability to speak normally

And she is enjoying it, hell yeah

Well shit, all of them amount at least three servants by themselves and he is winning

And able to deflect and/or dodge any attack strong enough to actually kill him, though that's only because of Artorias link with him, if Medea did his thing the power of Avalon would be reduced by a lot

Do we really? I mean I'm fine with Mordred and Cu but Artoria...

They are in the same Kamen Rider based wavelengtht

I have a fucking list

Oh, she won't like this

That sounds cold asf

Oh god she has a point

Seriously? Not even in the slightest?

Why do you keep running your mouth

Well, it was good to meet you Aqua
Wait, wasn't Atalanta summoned in Chaldea last chapter? Wouldn't she have a different master now? You know, as a Chaldea's servant

How much did they wrecked Karna for his wounds not being healed after two command seals

Of course they would

...Did Atalanta just die? Looks like she can't adapt to her love for childrens, though surprised it was that easy with her NP making it so she evolves to assure her survival

Time to avenge big sis

She is occupied

Oh my god, I don't even know how to describe this

She is going to be fucked so hard her Int stat will rise, huh that doesn't sound bad

Shirou, you make it so hard to not want you killed!!

Why!? I know it was needed but why!?

Excuse my fucking pardon? That doesn't make sense, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL!!
Not only there wasn't a Shirou Emiya born in Fate Grand Order but the time not matches
In the timeline of Fate stay night there were 5 holy grail wars of Fuyuki, with the fourth being in wich Shirou's family dies during the fire of Fuyuki and he participating in the fifth, but in Fate Grand Order there was only 1 Holy grail war happening wich happened in what could be considered the time of the fifth. so no fourth grail war to act as his origin story and even if he stumbled into the fifth and survivved(wich would be extremely unlikely) he wouldn't still be Shirou Emita since he wasn't adopted by Kiritsugu

And for the time not matching, Fate stay night takes place in 2004 with Fate grand order starting in 2015, so for Shirou to be Ritsuka's grandpa he would need to be at least at his 70s for the start of FSN but even then it would be when Ritsuka's was 5 since he/she is 16 in FGO, the math doesn't lie

Let's not start with the fact that for Shirou to know Kazuma and Gilgamesh(while thinking fondly of him) he needs to be from the singularity in wich he meet them, who are points of time that needs to be corrected, and while the deaths of the people in the singularities can affect the main timeline they are made in a way that the correction make it so it changes the less possible to maintain a coherent timeline

But given the end of the first arc the other timeline would had became it's own timeline not related to the FGO one,
So quoting Kronk
"By all means it doesn't make sense"

Nothing that convoluted...I just forgot to include her mental banter in this chapter.

Logic makes sense when it is logical.

She sure does

*Blessed*

Please come back

Side effect of eager women...I think I might be ready to back to nsfw soon

Thankfully they can't fly to the Garden

And no one will believe him.

Because this is in the sfw section, I have to begrudgingly agree

Tbf, not really.

I mean, she has that wheelchair thing that basically makes her Doc Oct

Glad it was a surprise.

I can't take full credit. I frequent the wiki pages for name spellings and certain details, and one of her talents is 'Bare handed nutcracker'

I'm guessing walnuts

Glad to hear.

Indeed

Another reason I suspect I'll continue the other fics or attempt a new one

Isn't that fairly typical for a Grand Servant?

Really? I thought it was basically a piece of busted equipment? I recall reading a book on the Knights of the round and there was a section where Arthur's sheath was swapped out for a regular one and his opponent, a far less skilled swordsmen, was eventually able to wear him down due to the constant healing.

It's Gilgamesh. He wants the troublesome blondes.

Indeed...probably the strangest bromance I'll ever write.

....Do you really?

She will not

It does?

Why 'oh God'?

She really does not like MHX...

Probably because she can't salvage this situation and may as well let the intrusive and petty thoughts win

......Whoops....

I thought Command Seal healing only works if it is stated for that?

Why wouldn't they?

I'll be honesty, I don't quite know what that np does aside from anger and speed...

..........

Indeed she is....

That's easy. Heavenly.

Unfortunately, I don't think that's how it works...

Yeah....not sure it will be possible to redeem him even in another ending.

Said in the next line....

Yeah, I had a suspicion that would be too big a departure...Wait, if there was no Shirou Emiya, how is there Emiya Archer? And wouldn't that go against some of what Avicebron said in one of the early Lostbelts since he recalled Roche, the kid he sacrificedfor his NP during Fate Apochrya?

I thought that was more the release dates for the game than the actual timeline?

The Kronk quote makes perfect sense...

alextheconqueror · 2026-02-24T02:31:28+0000

Davos said:
Nothing that convoluted...I just forgot to include her mental banter in this chapter.

Oh, that makes sense

Davos said:
Logic makes sense when it is logical.

I can't argue against that logic

Davos said:
She sure does

Well, she had a lot of experience

Davos said:
*Blessed*

Both? Both, it is both

Davos said:
Please come back

I'm back

Davos said:
Side effect of eager women...I think I might be ready to back to nsfw soon

Nice~

Davos said:
Thankfully they can't fly to the Garden

And thank god for that

Davos said:
And no one will believe him.

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Davos said:
Because this is in the sfw section, I have to begrudgingly agree

Are you thinking the same I am thinking?

Davos said:
Tbf, not really.

Ok, true, but still

Davos said:
I mean, she has that wheelchair thing that basically makes her Doc Oct

Magical Doc oc, with lasers!

Davos said:
Glad it was a surprise.

And what a surprise it was

Davos said:
I can't take full credit. I frequent the wiki pages for name spellings and certain details, and one of her talents is 'Bare handed nutcracker'

It's these things that makes me enjoy this series

Davos said:
I'm guessing walnuts

What types of magical wallnuts do they have?

Davos said:
Glad to hear.

Keep cooking

Davos said:
Indeed

Knew it

Davos said:
Another reason I suspect I'll continue the other fics or attempt a new one

Nice

Davos said:
Isn't that fairly typical for a Grand Servant?

Well, yes and no, while the Grand servants can be considered to a servant what a servant is to a human there are also exceptions to the rule like Shirou being able to "match" what a servant might be able to do, there are also other outliers like Bazzet being able to defeat Angra(Who recieves a boost against anything considered human) or Sieg fighting Amakusa outside of his Siegfried form(Even though the last one was weird)
Now between these servants we have some of those outliers, Artoria and Mordred by themselves would be able to take a "normal" grail war and win, and Cu is said to be a match to
Samson who had a whole grail war doubting if they can defeat him even if they jump him, have in mind this is a rogue servant Cu who is weakier than he usually is
But this is Lancelot who we are talking about so it should also affect the result

Davos said:
Really? I thought it was basically a piece of busted equipment? I recall reading a book on the Knights of the round and there was a section where Arthur's sheath was swapped out for a regular one and his opponent, a far less skilled swordsmen, was eventually able to wear him down due to the constant healing.

It is in the myth but the myths and the Nasuverse can change, we don't have Cu chulain fighting in bodypaint after all or his spear making thorns come from your insides, as for how it works in the Nasuverse, the Fae made it so it only accepts Artoria(Or any version of her) as her wielder and to recieve her powers you need to have a connection to Artoria, when Shirou had Avalon his efficiency plummeted after the fire of Fuyuki because Saber's presence was what allowed it to work(Especially since it had a remaining of her mana) and it was only because he was Saber's master that it worked so well, when he got Saber stealed by Medea the power of the sheat stopped working too until Rin made a contract with Saber and then made a connection with Shirou making it work again

Davos said:
It's Gilgamesh. He wants the troublesome blondes.

That's how he works

Davos said:
Indeed...probably the strangest bromance I'll ever write.

Not as weird as Dr Doofenshmirts and Astolfo, before you ask, it's hilarious

Davos said:
....Do you really?

Not actually but I remember the most prominent ones

Davos said:
She will not

In the slightest

Davos said:
It does?

Imagine MHX with her blade and clothes filled with blood, with her eyes blank and an empty smile while you see at her foots the corpse of Lancelot
If that doesn't look badass I don't know what does

Davos said:
Why 'oh God'?

Because she is a gag character, when the gag character sounds serious hell is coming

Davos said:
She really does not like MHX...

The feelings are mutual

Davos said:
Probably because she can't salvage this situation and may as well let the intrusive and petty thoughts win

Damm, I can understand the logic

Davos said:
......Whoops....

We will just let it as the Konosuba particles doing their thing

Davos said:
I thought Command Seal healing only works if it is stated for that?

Technically it works better if using an order like that but the orders from the seals usually gives the servant strenght to complete the order, for example if you order a servant come and get me out of here the servant might use the seal to teleport yourself out of here or just enhance his speed to just take you to another place
Also the Command Seals give a lot of magical energy wich is what the servants need to sustain themselves and with enough they can heal wounds quickier than a human being could similar to healing magic

Davos said:
Why wouldn't they?

True enough, Aqua didn't make friends here lol

Davos said:
I'll be honesty, I don't quite know what that np does aside from anger and speed...

Basically it makes Atalanta evolve in ways that ease her survival, shoot her with arrows? She will grow a thick layer of fur to defend against it, falling to her death? She will grow wings, the only limit is the amount of magical energy she has access to and the potency of the attack she recieves, because powerfull enough attack can harm her more quick than she can adapt

Davos said:
..........

I know, I know.....

Davos said:
Indeed she is....

How much do you think they are enjoying it

Davos said:
That's easy. Heavenly.

That works

Davos said:
Unfortunately, I don't think that's how it works...

Fran got the ability to speak through sex, I believe in Fergus

Davos said:
Yeah....not sure it will be possible to redeem him even in another ending.

That's too much to ask at this point

Davos said:
Said in the next line....

I know, damm it

Davos said:
Yeah, I had a suspicion that would be too big a departure...Wait, if there was no Shirou Emiya, how is there Emiya Archer? And wouldn't that go against some of what Avicebron said in one of the early Lostbelts since he recalled Roche, the kid he sacrificedfor his NP during Fate Apochrya?

I thought that was more the release dates for the game than the actual timeline?

The Kronk quote makes perfect sense...

If that was the case then Emiya Archer wouldn't be summonable because he comes from a 5th grail war in wich Emiya Archer wasn't summoned, as for why he and Avicebron know about other timelines, the throne is out of space and time and while they can't remember other grail wars in the normal HGW system the FATE system of chaldea works different, it also helps because they are fighting to protect the human order instead of for a wish so giving them more context makes sense

Also it is said in Fate Stay Nigh that their events happen in 2004 wich is also the year the VN got out in the first place, it was reinforced in Fate Grand Order in wich they said the singularity F happened in 2004, and in FGO they literally start with a speech about how humanity doesn't have a future after 2015

Davos · 2026-02-24T03:18:05+0000

alextheconqueror said:
Are you thinking the same I am thinking?

It's these things that makes me enjoy this series

What types of magical wallnuts do they have?

Well, yes and no, while the Grand servants can be considered to a servant what a servant is to a human there are also exceptions to the rule like Shirou being able to "match" what a servant might be able to do, there are also other outliers like Bazzet being able to defeat Angra(Who recieves a boost against anything considered human) or Sieg fighting Amakusa outside of his Siegfried form(Even though the last one was weird)
Now between these servants we have some of those outliers, Artoria and Mordred by themselves would be able to take a "normal" grail war and win, and Cu is said to be a match to
Samson who had a whole grail war doubting if they can defeat him even if they jump him, have in mind this is a rogue servant Cu who is weakier than he usually is
But this is Lancelot who we are talking about so it should also affect the result

It is in the myth but the myths and the Nasuverse can change, we don't have Cu chulain fighting in bodypaint after all or his spear making thorns come from your insides, as for how it works in the Nasuverse, the Fae made it so it only accepts Artoria(Or any version of her) as her wielder and to recieve her powers you need to have a connection to Artoria, when Shirou had Avalon his efficiency plummeted after the fire of Fuyuki because Saber's presence was what allowed it to work(Especially since it had a remaining of her mana) and it was only because he was Saber's master that it worked so well, when he got Saber stealed by Medea the power of the sheat stopped working too until Rin made a contract with Saber and then made a connection with Shirou making it work again

Not as weird as Dr Doofenshmirts and Astolfo, before you ask, it's hilarious

Imagine MHX with her blade and clothes filled with blood, with her eyes blank and an empty smile while you see at her foots the corpse of Lancelot
If that doesn't look badass I don't know what does

Because she is a gag character, when the gag character sounds serious hell is coming

We will just let it as the Konosuba particles doing their thing

Technically it works better if using an order like that but the orders from the seals usually gives the servant strenght to complete the order, for example if you order a servant come and get me out of here the servant might use the seal to teleport yourself out of here or just enhance his speed to just take you to another place
Also the Command Seals give a lot of magical energy wich is what the servants need to sustain themselves and with enough they can heal wounds quickier than a human being could similar to healing magic

Basically it makes Atalanta evolve in ways that ease her survival, shoot her with arrows? She will grow a thick layer of fur to defend against it, falling to her death? She will grow wings, the only limit is the amount of magical energy she has access to and the potency of the attack she recieves, because powerfull enough attack can harm her more quick than she can adapt

How much do you think they are enjoying it

Fran got the ability to speak through sex, I believe in Fergus

That's too much to ask at this point

If that was the case then Emiya Archer wouldn't be summonable because he comes from a 5th grail war in wich Emiya Archer wasn't summoned, as for why he and Avicebron know about other timelines, the throne is out of space and time and while they can't remember other grail wars in the normal HGW system the FATE system of chaldea works different, it also helps because they are fighting to protect the human order instead of for a wish so giving them more context makes sense

Also it is said in Fate Stay Nigh that their events happen in 2004 wich is also the year the VN got out in the first place, it was reinforced in Fate Grand Order in wich they said the singularity F happened in 2004, and in FGO they literally start with a speech about how humanity doesn't have a future after 2015

Maybe. What are you thinking?

Same

Don't think Walnuts need magic to be thick

Surprising...didn't think of those examples, though I never did read holoow so I didn't know about Angra being beaten up by her...surprising. But wouldn't the the Grand status imply they were not an outlier or generally weak?

Ok, that actually makes sense. Think I was thinking a bit literally and forgot about the VN version

....I've only seen random shorts of that dr., but I like the match. That a fic on here?

OH that does sound terrifying. For some reason I thought meant her picking up the sheath. I am a bit tired.

That makes sense. Like the action scenes in Gintama.

I appreciate that.

....Boy did I forget alot.

That sounds amazing...It's a little odd Zerkers are glass cannons in the game, but near unstoppable in lore with their main weakness being mana hungry and insanity.

Very.

....Will his drill pierce the Heavens?

I have a redemption thing planned in another ending...but not sure he can qualify as easily.

Ah....

Hmm...Yeah that's a direct contradiction on my end...Was thinking of going more on the Grandpa thing in another ending but lil unsure now.

alextheconqueror · 2026-02-24T03:33:56+0000

Davos said:
Maybe. What are you thinking?

Side story in wich we put the lewds

Davos said:
Don't think Walnuts need magic to be thick

To make someone strong enough to break Darkness hand it would, unless walnuts have mistery by themselves... That's an actual possibbility

Davos said:
Surprising...didn't think of those examples, though I never did read holoow so I didn't know about Angra being beaten up by her...surprising. But wouldn't the the Grand status imply they were not an outlier or generally weak?

It's more like Cu, Mordred and Artoria by themselves are outliers that can fight a Grand even if they would probably die in the process or just lose, also every servant can become a grand so if you make a weakier servant a grand there are other servants that can defeat them
But in this case we have Lancelot as a Grand who is also a top tier servant so it makes sense we struggle like that even if thay work together

Davos said:
Ok, that actually makes sense. Think I was thinking a bit literally and forgot about the VN version

It's a thing that happens when writting about alternaye versions of myth and legends characters

Davos said:
....I've only seen random shorts of that dr., but I like the match. That a fic on here?

It's in spacebattles called Chaldea Evil Incorporated

Davos said:
OH that does sound terrifying. For some reason I thought meant her picking up the sheath. I am a bit tired.

Same, but can't sleep due to insomnia

Davos said:
That makes sense. Like the action scenes in Gintama.

Exactly

Davos said:
I appreciate that.

Don't worry

Davos said:
....Boy did I forget alot.

Happens to me too, this verse is confusing as heck

Davos said:
That sounds amazing...It's a little odd Zerkers are glass cannons in the game, but near unstoppable in lore with their main weakness being mana hungry and insanity.

It's to balance things because if not they would be unstopable, well the top tier ones, we still have others like Eric Bloodaxe
Also the game mechanics doesn't reflect lore, we have Medea and Cu as 3 stars who are top tier servants, and also others like Geronimo a low stars servant who can make Ashiya Douman(A man who tried to become a Beast) shiver in fear

Davos said:
Very.

Yeah, definitely

Davos said:
....Will his drill pierce the Heavens?

I'm sure that his di** will

Davos said:
I have a redemption thing planned in another ending...but not sure he can qualify as easily.

It's an uphill battle for him, but is never too late

Davos said:
Ah....

Hmm...Yeah that's a direct contradiction on my end...Was thinking of going more on the Grandpa thing in another ending but lil unsure now.

I don't judge you, god know how I was when I started in this fandom, do you have an idea of how many fanon was mixed with the canon? They made us think you needed an inhuman mindset to develop a reality marble or that EMIYA had a suicide fighting style, wich aren't true btw

My point is, we all make mystakes, god knows how difficult I find to write the fact you can do it so consistently and with this much quality speaks wonders of you

Davos · 2026-02-24T04:15:34+0000

alextheconqueror said:
Side story in wich we put the lewds

To make someone strong enough to break Darkness hand it would, unless walnuts have mistery by themselves... That's an actual possibbility

It's more like Cu, Mordred and Artoria by themselves are outliers that can fight a Grand even if they would probably die in the process or just lose, also every servant can become a grand so if you make a weakier servant a grand there are other servants that can defeat them
But in this case we have Lancelot as a Grand who is also a top tier servant so it makes sense we struggle like that even if thay work together

It's in spacebattles called Chaldea Evil Incorporated

Same, but can't sleep due to insomnia

Happens to me too, this verse is confusing as heck

It's to balance things because if not they would be unstopable, well the top tier ones, we still have others like Eric Bloodaxe
Also the game mechanics doesn't reflect lore, we have Medea and Cu as 3 stars who are top tier servants, and also others like Geronimo a low stars servant who can make Ashiya Douman(A man who tried to become a Beast) shiver in fear

I'm sure that his di** will

It's an uphill battle for him, but is never too late

I don't judge you, god know how I was when I started in this fandom, do you have an idea of how many fanon was mixed with the canon? They made us think you needed an inhuman mindset to develop a reality marble or that EMIYA had a suicide fighting style, wich aren't true btw

My point is, we all make mystakes, god knows how difficult I find to write the fact you can do it so consistently and with this much quality speaks wonders of you

I was toying with that idea, or at least adding optional smut chapters after/during certain chapters.

Oh yeah, Darkness...

Huh. I thought it was a class that would have certain parameters to be one [higher strength, magical ability, etc] ...That opens up some gag scene possibilities.

I'll be sure to remember that.

I'm sorry to hear that

Glad its not just me.

Fair enough. Just found it odd there are 3 Zerkers who are effectively immortal unless the person either hits like a nuke, or has a dozen different nukes

Language!. And so much for the Guran Lagann ref

Fair...though I do not even want to think about how to start task.

I'm guessing a chunk of it due to the abridged series like how dbza did for dbz?

I do appreciate that...I'll still keep those errors I made in mind for later scenes

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