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One sentence story

Discussion in 'Creative Writing' started by Galeiam, Jan 24, 2023 at 1:40 AM.

  1. Galeiam

    Galeiam Optimistically Asexual.

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    Odd story idea that just jumped in my head after years of forum Crack posting and somewhat similar ideas.
    What if we c start a thread where every post is a single (coherent) sentence or part of the story.

    Anything been done like this before?
     
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  2. RichardWhereat

    RichardWhereat Aia airëa Fëanáro.

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    That was the fundamental question posed by geologists as they looked at the new rift in the earth down to the magma.
     
  3. ArsMagna1337

    ArsMagna1337 (Unverified Oracle) (Unverified Omake Machine)

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    But alas they are still busy with the obsidian knife-wielding lunatic nearby, who wields a baseball bat on the other hand.
     
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  4. WheeledWriter

    WheeledWriter Getting out there.

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    Of course, the crazed Giants fan only had a obsidian 'knife' shard because of the magma cooling off into said mineral all around the area that used to be the San Andreas fault... and thus the cause of his madness was self evident...
     
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    ArsMagna1337 (Unverified Oracle) (Unverified Omake Machine)

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    Indeed, he truly believes that by destroying these Geologists as a sacrifice to the Earth itself, he can raise Atlantis back to the surface.
     
  6. Galeiam

    Galeiam Optimistically Asexual.

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    Unfortunately for him, but fortunate for the geologists, in his hasty quest to reach them he forgot to account for one little thing; extensive running does not mix well with freshly released toxic fumes.