QQ-chan!?

So it is sometimes a thing that places/things/whatever get waifus to go along with them. I am sure many here are familiar with IE-chan and Firefox-chan and Blackhole-chan. Not to mention the many gacha games now with waifu guns or ships or tanks or whatever.

So thus, QQ-chan. AFAIK QQ doesn't have a waifu avatar, and I think it is about time something is done about that. What does QQ think that "QQ-chan" should look like.

Ideas I have so far:

• The default theme is pretty ugly, and doesn't give to much inspiration as to QQ-chan's color scheme. Best I can gather from it is maybe someone Albino?
• I feel like QQ-chan is probably a reclusive girl who sits in front of her computer reading stories and quests and shlicking or going "ara ara."
• Maybe QQ-chan is a big titty goth girlfriend!?
• Maybe QQ-chan is an elf!?

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Not being a great artists myself, I may end up commissioning a piece from someone. I'm interested in everyones ideas though if I do end up putting out some cash, I'll be going with the ideas I think are best , and with some limitations. Image will probably be SFW (or a SFW/NSFW combo) and won't be a loli (sorry).

Despite that, feel free to throw anything at me!

 

Big titty goth works.

 

OK!

*Throws a pillow at MizMahem*

 

QQ-chan says ara ara, I'mma ora ora in response.

 

Ugh, I probably shouldn't think too deeply into this but...

Well, given certain features of this place (especially in comparison to the other forums). The main defined feature of the forum culture here are:
-lewdness, lots of lewdness (no shit)
-chilled atmosphere (given the lack of mod crackdowns, unlike say, SB, SV, or AH) with the exception of the whole no politics rule
-simplistic hardware features (only likes, when even tiny upstart forums like FiC have multiple flavors of reactions)
-dominated by writers and quest masters (DMs?)

So with these in mind, QQ chan would probably be something like this...

-female, physical form depending on the artist, so loli, milf, or even futa form. Probably blond hair (natural color, probably dyed rainbow colors given the diverse sexual orientation representation). Probably slightly chubby due to being somewhat out of shape. Slightly baggy eyes (or those rings around the eyes, whatever) due to pulling too many all nighters reading/writing/DMing lewds.
-usually dressed very casually, mostly a hoodie, sweatpants (sometimes), a choker. It's pretty obvious that she's usually not wearing anything underneath those (due to laziness, probably. Yeah we'll go with that...)
-has yuge collection of porn, hentai, erotica, sex toys, etc.
-works as a writer
-lives in this small comfy house, some of her sketchy friends hang out from time to time (usually running away from SB/SV/AH-chan's house). However, talking about politics means she'll chase them out (sometimes seen waving that dildobat around).

 

In theory, yes. In practice, not so much. Almost all the quests that allow the option gravitate toward male or futa viewpoint sticking it in all the girls. Male-on-male is pretty fucking rare, and viewpoint-character being penetrated is almost entirely restricted to the CrW section (I remember a quest author making a futa protag not have a vagina because she said it'd never get used anyway).

QQ is tolerant, yes, but like 95% of the porn is oriented toward het male (with some of that also working for lesbians), with the remaining 5% being het female and gay male being <0.1%. Rainbow is not really appropriate, methinks.

 

Well the joke being that the hair was dyed on a whim years ago, and by this point the colors were mostly washed out.

 

This must happen, whatever she looks like. We need an image of angry QQ-chan waving dildobat around while screaming "NO POLITICS!", mods can use that when issuing warnings.

As for color scheme, I personally would like for her to share QQ's at least the banner one. Not so keen on the rainbow hair idea.

 

To be perfectly honest, neither am I, which is why I added that it's probably only something in the past (maybe a flashback at most)...

 

Also, hot take on the rest of the sibling forum chans:

-SB-chan: the mad scientist turned politician, still batshit insane though.
-SV-chan: an escaped experiment from SB-chan's dungeon, became a lawyer, also batshit insane
-AH-chan: the ex-hot librarian who didn't age well (oh god don't at her now, quick, get the flashbacks!)... and also has gone senile. It's sad. (one of the darkly humorous things I'd like to note is that QQ probably has a better gender ratio than AH, despite the latter's numerous crackdowns on misogyny)
-DWW-chan: the crazed skinhead street walker crackwhore.
-FiC-chan: who? But probably another escaped failed experiment from SB-chan's dungeon. Has a petting zoo of insane animals.
-Smugcat-chan: commie bitch, probably. I don't know actually.

Edit:
-Sietch-chan: another escaped failed experiment from SB-chan's dungeon. Alt-right bitch.

 

I like to imagine that FiC-chan likes to dumpster dive and look for interesting finds from other websites, mostly from SB.

Also QQ-chan should have a tanuki plushie or pet she carries everywhere.

As for SV and lawyers, an idea popped into my head that SV-chan is kind off a chuuni except instead of superpowers she pretends to be a lawyer. She also thinks of herself and tries to present herself as the most mature of her sisters, but in reality she is far from that

 

Plot twist: it's not a pet, but rather emergency rations.

 

It could be a hat she wears once in a while.

Hmmmm... given the genre has been rather popular over the years, perhaps QQ-chan would have a magical girl transformation?

 

Mecha musume style power armor would be a good costume idea, mostly given the sizable immigrant community from SB...

 

She could also be a monster girl.
Someone here has once said the a personification of QQ would be a tentacle monster or some perverted eldritch abomination or something along those lines, can't remember the quote and who said it.

 

Wait, why not a bit of both? A magical girl who's costume is actually a living tentacle monster, which wraps around QQ chan and certain tentacles will be going into certain... places, you know, for power ups and some kind of energy source reason and stuff.

 

An excellent idea.

 

I wholeheartedly approve of this idea. QQ chan waving a dildo (instead) of a hammer during mod action is a must.

 

Not sure how that's feasible given that a lot of mod actions occur in the SFW parts of the forum...

 

Since when are dildos NSFW?

 

Um, better question is since when were then ever SFW?

 

If QQ had an avatar, it'd be an omnisexual tentacle monster with breasts...and it'd be wearing a suit of gleaming white plate mail.

 

A cylinder with one end rounded in flesh or near-flesh colour is both pretty obviously a dildo and not generally considered explicit.

(I mean, it's not technically SFW in the original sense inasmuch as your boss finding you looking at it would get you in trouble, but your boss finding you looking at cat pictures would probably also get you in trouble so eh.)

 

I mean, I'm pretty sure that pics of dildos will get me thrown out of other forums/sites that I usually frequent on charges of being NSFW, except for moddb, but that's only because of their lack of enforcement (I know that at least 1 person has uploaded loli content of their profile, but no one ever bothered to report him).

 

The solution is to heavily pixelate the dildo in the SFW area^^

 

And we care about them why?

QQ's SFW isn't safe-for-prudes, it's safe-for-minors-to-view-without-LG-being-arrested.