Shuffling around in the entryway with bags of stuff piled around her, radiating awkwardness in every way possible, Hinata arrived at my rented manor. Still drowning in that same awkwardness, she asked to move in with me.
Pleasantly surprised, I asked what wind had blown her my way. What I got in return were even more flustered, and equally vague, explanations. Apparently, the whole thing was Hiashi's fault. He'd changed a lot recently and had basically gone off the rails. A man who'd kept himself on a tight leash his whole life, while actually being a pretty warm person toward his loved ones on the inside, had apparently decided to unleash every last drop of bottled-up fatherly affection in the shortest time physically possible, going full-on "coochie-coo" mode with his daughters. Constantly asking how they were doing, whether they needed anything, showering them in sweets and whatnot, and so on and so forth.
Hinata found this deeply mortifying, but beyond the baseline embarrassment, it was also throwing her completely off-balance, leaving her feeling totally out of her element. Her sister Hanabi had managed to adapt, according to Hinata, but for Hinata herself, the change in their father was just too sudden, too sharp. And so, here she was. On my doorstep.
That's how my house acquired a permanent resident, who soon enough got acquainted with another one: not a resident exactly, but a "regular visitor." Karin, who'd already met Hinata before the move, began drifting closer and closer to the soft-spoken Hyuga once Hinata had settled in. The reason was simple: the red-haired girl just physically liked her. Both as a person and for her chakra, which, according to Karin, was "sweeter than honey, and seriously just whoa."
To the Uzumaki girls duo, by the way, I passed along one very interesting little document, which promptly had them cackling with wicked satisfaction over the fate of Kusa's former leadership, and the village's situation in general. Understandable. Life in a place that had openly exploited them in the worst sense of the word hadn't exactly been a highlight reel, hence the reaction.
But back to Hinata. Now that she'd walked right into my web, I offered her the chance to become fully mine... As in, to undergo a body enhancement.
After she came to from the fainting spell my offer caused and expressed her consent and trust, just one day later Sakura and I stood watching my clones at work and Hinata's body inside the chamber.
We silently watched as the first stage reached its conclusion. With time, I'd gotten the hang of it and had grown considerably stronger, so the process moved at a much brisker pace. The whole thing would be done within the hour.
"Mesmerizing," Sakura noted, watching new fuinjutsu seals lace themselves around the capsule.
"Yeah. Nice to just watch other people do the work," I remarked with a smile, though I was simultaneously feeding my own chakra to assist the clones, a process that was quietly consuming a solid chunk of my processing capacity.
While we chatted, nothing seemed amiss. Until Karin, driven by curiosity, decided to "discreetly" slip inside the lab.
She'd been handling the paperwork, pretty decently at that, but she'd never actually been inside the lab, and the curiosity had been eating at her. Today, it finally won.
Cracking the door open, Karin began taking in the large hall: me and Sakura, the fuinjutsu seals and the clones at their points, and the capsule with its shimmering seal-lines rippling across the surface.
After exchanging a few more words with Sakura, I decided it was time we stopped jointly ignoring the gaze that kept sweeping over our backs.
"Karin..."
"Eep!" came the sound from behind.
"You can come in," I said, turning around.
The door swung open a little too abruptly a moment later, and out stepped a girl doing her absolute best impression of someone who had nothing to do with any of this. Still, the sparks of curiosity were practically jumping off her eyes, though she couldn't quite meet mine, giving away a fair measure of guilt.
"So... what's going on here?" Karin finally asked, stepping closer.
"An ascension, in short," I explained. But seeing only growing interest, I gave a more detailed breakdown.
"Oh-h-h!" Karin breathed, visibly impressed. A tremor of awe passed through her, along with a barely concealed desire to go through something like that herself.
I gave her a patronizing, knowing smile at that. Sakura let out a quiet sound in a similar tone.
"Naruto," Sakura began, slightly uncertain, after her own reaction. "Are you sure you should be getting distracted during the process? Could this be dangerous for Hinata?"
At those words, Karin froze.
"Positive. The process is stretched out over time, and if anything comes up, I'd have time to—"
"How dare you?!" Karin exploded, which made me go wide-eyed, while Sakura merely lifted her eyelids slightly. "Who do you think you are to lecture him?! Naruto knows what he's doing! After everything he's done for you! How could you doubt him like that?!"
The red-haired girl looked ready to keep going, but froze again when she caught my reproachful look.
"Karin. Calm down. I like the dynamic Sakura and I have. People who aren't afraid to say what they think straight to my face aren't exactly common. I value that."
Apparently, my clanmate, who was very enthusiastically devoted to me, had seen disrespect toward me and my decisions in Sakura's words. An attack on her idol, essentially. Hence the explosion. It was a strange feeling, being someone's idol.
At my words, Karin choked on air like a duck grabbed by the neck. After which, guilt crept back into her eyes.
"Um, I'm sorry," she said, turning to Sakura and apologizing awkwardly but genuinely.
"Hot blood is not a crime, merely a temporary flaw. Forgiven," Sakura declared in an even tone, and at the same time her gaze toward Karin shifted into something considerably more patronizing.
My cheek twitched, barely noticeably. Something distinctly samurai-like had just wafted through the room.
Nothing of note happened after that until Hinata's body enhancement was complete. Nothing after it finished, either.
Karin, at my request, so as not to embarrass Hinata with her particular nature, left us with a pitiful sigh. Then Sakura and I gave my Sunshine a guided tour through the features of her new body. We got flustered yet grateful reactions in return, after which the three of us spent the rest of the day together, until in the evening Karin joined us on a walk through Konoha. Persistent girl... She'll probably go far.
By the end of the day, Sakura had made up her mind about moving in, and the next day her things appeared in my not-really-mine rented house as well.
These moves by future grown-up girls... Their lives alongside mine, in close proximity to me and to each other... You couldn't really call any of this "accidental," and I could clearly see the sort of scandalous future this trajectory was steering all of us toward. But me, secretly cackling in the dark corridors of the lab when no one was watching and rubbing my hands together, I was absolutely on board with all of it, even if the timing was clearly terrible.
The next day, while my vacation was still technically ongoing, I busied myself with observing Sasuke during his training sessions, continuing to study how his body behaved under senjutsu chakra. Easy enough: walked up, told him it was for his future power-up through awakening the second stage, and then proceeded to watch from the front row, sometimes even closer, on those occasions when I was wiping the training ground floor with the Uchiha during sparring.
On one such occasion, having just used Sasuke to make the grass on one of the training grounds a bit cleaner and heading home, I ran into someone.
"What are you doing?" I asked, sidling up to a completely unsuspicious patch of green vegetation on a branch of a tall tree that happened to overlook the women's hot springs not far off.
The leaves shuddered. Then, practically with a creak, they turned toward me. Tucked among the foliage was a well-concealed short spyglass, which now also focused on me.
"What do you want?" Jiraiya whispered. Because it was absolutely him.
"Just felt like busting your chops," I shrugged. "So how's it going?"
"Was going great," came a reply so deeply annoyed that the unspoken "until you showed up" hung in the air. "Keep it down. They might hear us!"
"Hear us?" I said, and then added even louder, "Come on, those women you're peeping on are way too far away! They're not gonna spot you!"
...
Silence settled between us. I smiled happily, having satisfied my natural petty streak.
The spyglass snapped toward the springs and just as quickly froze. Jiraiya had clearly spotted something other than what he was hoping for. Meanwhile, my hearing picked up a suspiciously sudden silence at those very springs, followed by waves of bloodlust rolling in our direction.
Whoosh. Within seconds, a kunoichi with chestnut hair appeared via Shunshin beside us, one hand clutching a towel and the other gripping a sharp kunai.
The kunoichi, spotting, next to a "suspicious-as-hell bush" whose spyglass had even retracted to see up close, none other than Uzumaki-san himself, didn't immediately figure out how to proceed. I used that pause.
"Personally, I'm a firm believer in mutual consent in these matters. It's..." I snapped my fingers. "Unethical, yeah. Inuzuka-san," I said, addressing the girl, identifiable by the red fang marks on her cheeks and the distinctly feral quality of her chakra as being from the dog clan. "I won't stand in the way of justice."
And with a flourish, I waved my hand with a materialized illusory red cape and, like a master matador, sidestepped the furious woman. Jiraiya, meanwhile, had already launched himself out of the foliage and was sprinting into the distance at full tilt so no one would catch him.
Five minutes later
"Fast runner," I complimented Jiraiya, who flinched again.
He was sitting in an inconspicuous little grove under a tree, notebook out and ready to jot something down, when I dropped right in front of him.
"Experience," he remarked, with something genuinely resembling pride. "So what do you want?"
"I'm just bored, so I'm entertaining myself at your expense." His face twitched. "Also, wanted to brag: my training with the toads is finished."
He gave me a deeply skeptical look.
"So they didn't actually teach you senjutsu," he nodded to himself. "Makes sense. You're still too young for that."
"Hey." That particular assessment did not sit well with me. "They did teach me senjutsu. Wanna bet?"
The skepticism in Jiraiya's gaze went up by about two tons.
"Kid, I spent years training in senjutsu. And I still never fully mastered it. Besides, what would I even bet against you for?"
I raised an eyebrow. He was seeing a child again?
"Been a while since you last took a flight?" I asked casually, and the "Gallant" instantly sat up straighter.
He snapped his notebook shut, tucked it in his pocket, straightened his haori, and stood tall.
"No, look, I heard from the old man that you had some kind of venture. But mastering senjutsu in a few days? That's impossible," he said, acknowledging that my business at least gave me something worth betting, while still being confident I wouldn't win.
At that, I smirked and laid out a few options for the stakes. We settled on this: if I was full of hot air and hadn't actually mastered anything, I'd pay a million ryo out of my own pocket. If Jiraiya was the one who'd misjudged, he'd spend a full month wearing an outfit of my choosing. A "shameful" outfit, by his standards.
We shook on it. Then I went still for one second, just long enough to watch the "Immortal Spirit's" eyes go wide as the orange markings bled onto my eyelids.
"Belly button," I said, poking him in the stomach with a Sage Mode-coated finger. I'd wanted to go for the nose, but given the height difference between us, that would've looked stupid on my end. "Well then. I'll deliver a few wardrobe items to you tomorrow. See ya, future ballerino, mwa-ha-ha-ha!"
Erupting into the most theatrical villain's cackle I could manage, I vanished in a Shunshin, leaving Jiraiya just standing there gaping.
The next day, barely holding back my laughter, I observed the scowling "Sage."
His well-defined legs, wrapped in snow-white tights, ended in matching snow-white ballet slippers. A white tutu flared out from his midsection, covering him to mid-thigh, and above that was, of course, an equally snow-white leotard with a wide chest cutout. All perfectly standard ballerina attire. It would've been, anyway, if not for the fact that it was stretched across the frame of a near-two-meter, beastly looking man. Even from a distance, you could see his thick, muscled legs practically bursting the white fabric at the seams, and what was on display in the chest cutout was very definitively not feminine. The finishing touches were the makeup: white greasepaint and powder giving his skin a light, matte pallor, with glitter on his cheeks sparkling like tiny stars in the sunlight. The look was completed by his long white hair, worn loose, complementing the entire getup perfectly.
Having savored the "content" expression on Jiraiya's face, I left him to get comfortable with his new look.
I had somewhere to be.
Today, I had a meeting scheduled with Guy, who intended to make good on his promise to teach me his ultimate technique.
In his characteristically polite way, he eased into it from a distance. Guy, for all that he'd developed the techniques, had, up until today, only ever had them exist in theory at full power. During training, he rarely opened even the Seventh Gate, because it was genuinely dangerous. The Eighth was something he could only look at and shake his head. So what he could actually perform was nothing more than a pale shadow of what he'd designed.
Daytime Tiger, Hirudora, had been built as a large-scale technique against massive opponents. Something to have in your back pocket if, say, a bijuu came calling, or something else monstrous decided to surface.
Opening the Eighth Gate gives you exponentially more power, and to harness it effectively, Guy had devised techniques built on a different principle: concentrating. Rather than the collateral devastation of Hirudora, they focused on instantly killing a smaller target. Though of course, landing a Hirudora with the Eighth Gate open would be incomparably more devastating than landing it with only seven.
Before Night Guy, the true crown jewel of Maito's work, there was a preparatory technique, similar in principle: Evening Elephant.
After running through the theory, I set about performing it on the same training field, while Guy stepped to the edge and beamed his encouraging smile.
To pull off even a basic version of the technique, I didn't need to open the Gates at all, beyond the First, which was always open for me. Opening the Second and Third would bring my output to roughly the absolute ceiling of what Guy could produce with all eight. But I decided to push harder, to fold in some control training, since a good share of what the technique demanded was precisely that control.
Again, without bleeding chakra into the outside world, I felt Yin and Yang lock together inside me with a metallic clang, then spread through my body in a deep, vibrating hum. My muscles coiled, clamping down on bone, as I also opened the Sixth Gate to make sure the technique would actually work. My heart, normally so quiet, merged with the chakra's pulse and beat in unison, pumping blood dozens of times faster until my entire skin flushed crimson. Through my pores, instead of sweat, blue chakra began seeping out, taking on the role of cooling my body from the heat it was putting out.
Tension. A light push off the ground. And I rose effortlessly to just five hundred meters. High enough for altitude, low enough to stay beneath the clouds, and close enough that Guy could evaluate the form.
My hands balled into fists, clenching tighter still, until the energy around them growled in a low roar. Then, drawing back, the arm snapped straight with a deafening blast, launching an impossibly dense projectile of compressed atmospheric pressure. Space seemed to bend, bleaching white. The sphere, vaguely resembling an elephant's paw, shot away instantly, leaving a visible trail of disturbed air in its wake.
Then, using the air itself as a foothold, I kicked straight down beneath me, launching my body sideways. Another punch, another cannonball-like projectile punching out, its trail slicing across the path of the first. Then again. Three more times. Five intersecting, faintly translucent white beams piercing the sky.
I then teleported back to Guy's side and watched the beams race outward at staggering speed, spreading across kilometers in seconds.
The technique came out many times stronger than anything Guy could have produced. But given its nature, that would only show in the length of the beams and their "density," while the actual destructive force you'd only feel by standing directly in their path.
"Ha-a-a-h... That was intense," I exhaled, then flexed and released my hands a few times. The skin had taken serious burns. They were already knitting themselves back together before my eyes. "But not a single bone even cracked. We can move on."
"...This is extraordinary, Uzumaki-san!" Shielding his eyes with one palm, Maito looked up at the clouds, several of which now had holes punched through them. "Behold, the dawn of youth's power! History itself leaves your hands! We move to the next stage immediately!"
And so we did. Some time had passed since our spar, time during which I'd grown stronger on every front and had grown considerably more comfortable with my newer power, so that with proper energy direction, I could avoid bringing excessive damage to my own body.
Now. Night Guy.
Hovering at altitude, I sort of crouched, extending one leg forward and angling myself skyward so the strike wouldn't hit the Earth. All to let my body explode with energy again, while an even denser fog of chakra began billowing off me.
Then, without completing the technique, I began absorbing senjutsu chakra as well, and the aura shifted from blue to grey. It then began shaping itself into an enormous dragon's head, many times my own body in sheer scale.
Already, just from the concentration of energy, space was warping across dozens of meters, bending light instead of letting it pass straight. The chakra's hum resonated as a fine tremor in the bones.
Concentrating everything into a single point, I gave it a forward vector, and launched after it, faster than any fighter jet. Physics itself briefly stopped working right. I felt incredible gravitational pull, and then the world around me collapsed to a single point before blooming outward into the dark of space.
Maintaining my protective chakra shell, I reflexively tried to breathe out of habit and got nothing. Grimacing, I deliberately relaxed my tensed body.
With a chuckle, already generated from air chakra, I turned back toward the receding Earth, myself now a grey comet. I eased my grip on the dense, barely-maintainable shell by choice, letting my protection drop significantly.
Tap. I felt the faintest brush of contact, and then, in the span of an impossibly brief moment, I watched as a chunk of rock several kilometers across simply exploded before my eyes as I accidentally flew straight through it.
There it is. The shadow of those consequences: lose control and let the manipulated energy transfer to, say, the Earth. This monstrous charge would ripple across an entire area.
Though, to be fair, even if Guy's techniques that he'd created for his Eight Gates do fly straight through, destroying everything in their path. Even if I'd angled into the Earth instead of the sky and drilled a multi-kilometer-deep straight hole, the consequences for everything around it would still have been catastrophic.
Anyway, enough sitting around. Engaging flight, I killed my momentum, then vanished in a teleport and reappeared next to Guy, who was staring into the sky in panic.
"Everything's fine," I said, and he noticed me, exhaled loudly, and immediately perked up.
"Ha-ha! That's the power of youth!" Tears welled up on his face. Of happiness? "That is the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed!"
And all he'd actually seen was a grey beam that appeared for an instant and then vanished. And yet, for him, that clearly meant everything.
"I am so grateful that there is a person in this world to whom I have not only completely passed on my legacy, but who has surpassed me!"
His reaction made me feel awkward.
Guy was a man who truly lived for taijutsu. With firm, clear principles. And the thought began creeping into my mind: shouldn't I offer him a body enhancement too? He wasn't a pretty girl with a future, of course, but as a person overall, he was genuinely worthy. I'd never heard of him being mixed up in anything shady. So why not? And following that logic, I could eventually offer the same to Hiruzen.
"Yeah," I confirmed. "Though I think your mission isn't over yet."
"Oh, you're absolutely right!" Wiping his snot and tears on his sleeve, he blazed even brighter and looked into the distance. "I still have three magnificent students! And I will do everything in my power to make sure they don't fall too far behind you, Uzumaki-san! I'll double, no, triple... No, they'll train ten times harder! A new program is forming itself in my head! I need to write this down! Uzumaki-san, I won't take another moment of your time!"
He swung his arms behind his back, gave them a jerk, and, like a cartoon character, launched forward so fast that only a rising speck of dust was visible for a couple of seconds before even that disappeared beyond the horizon.
I guess my offer should wait. He was going to be busy.
The faces of Guy's students surfaced in my mind: Lee, Tenten, Neji. I let out a heavy sigh.
"Let us pray for them..."
The weeks that followed moved quickly. Having learned Guy's techniques, I practiced them occasionally, hoping I'd never need to use them on Earth. Because one mistake on my part, and an apocalypse would descend over dozens, if not hundreds, of kilometers.
Beyond that, I spent time with the girls, lately more and more with all three of them together. I also continued slowly studying the use and influence of Sasuke's Cursed Seal. My body was top-notch, of course, but back when I'd designed it, I had no knowledge of senjutsu, so it was poorly adapted for it. By studying senjutsu's effects not only on my own body but on someone else's, I was building the knowledge base for the next stage of body enhancement. A body that would be far, far better suited for senjutsu. Even more so than the Jugo clan, whose genome I also wouldn't pass up the chance to study.
But not now. I was also dedicating time to refining senjutsu and my elemental techniques. And while I had no shortage of ideas on what else to try: attempting to sense some other spectrum of senjutsu chakra on Earth, dropping in on Kurama for a chat, messing with someone. But my vacation was still ongoing, so I kept the workload light.
At that pace, the end of July arrived, and at the close of the month, acting on a "bad feeling," I sent the Uzumaki mother and daughter to my little manor in Wave Country.
The next day, the Third Stage of the Chunin Exams began.
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