Chapter 68: The Courts Take Even Longer
As they descended upon the so-called "plains of Coruscant", where thousands of skyscrapers were leveled out by regulation at the same height, Tetha pressed her hands to the glass and looked out with mouth wide open. In the distance was the Jedi Temple and Senate building, along with hundreds of other towers and blocky constructs sparkling silver against the cerulean blue sky. But where they were going was a great plain of what seemed to be featureless, smooth cubes, with a grand fairy tale castle and its spires at the center, made of glass and platinum.
"That's the Galactic Court," Nerim pointed to the castle. Then to the Jedi Temple on the horizon. "Unfortunately, we're in the same hemisphere as that."
Tetha laughed in disbelief. "I just...I can't believe how
big this city is. This planet! I can...feel it. Trillions of souls..."
He smiled and wrapped an arm around her waist. "When you get accustomed to it, you can hear them echoing from anywhere in the Galaxy. They make a lot of racket here."
They had all set out quite early to ensure they arrived in time. Despite that, a sublight drive malfunction and a litany of unexpected traffic jams stemming from at least two incidents with an orbital garbage accelerator threatened to have them be late. Still, they had a few hours. Just enough to sit around and wait for their trial at the courthouse.
When they landed, Nerim exited, and was immediately transported back to his childhood. The metallic smell of the air was something he had forgotten, but immediately created a strange fuzzy sensation in his memory, as if he were connected to every time in the past he had stepped outside here. There were traces of ozone and gaps where the noble gasses like neon and argon swirled around them, hints of humidity from the sweat and acrid smoke rising up from the endless alleys below, and the somehow omnipresent smell of street food that permeated all outdoors spaces on Coruscant.
He could imagine how it was unpleasant for most newcomers. He didn't even really have anything to say in defense of it, other than to question what exactly one expected of the biggest city in the universe. There was no trace of garbage or sewage, and that alone was a feat comparable to that of gods, in his opinion.
It certainly took a little of the shine out of Tetha's eyes, as she scrunched her nose in response to the first lungful. Aesha and Jarroa looked positively nauseated, coming from the dry floral air of Cathar. He smirked. "Welcome to Galactic City. The air quality is better inside."
"Does it always smell like this?" Aesha asked dismally.
He took a deep breath, and frowned. He looked to Arwain, who nodded in agreement with his silent observation. "More ozone than usual," she said. "I wonder if the atmospheric recyclers are undergoing maintenance again."
They shuffled into the gigantic building, through a gauntlet of security checkpoints. They had left their lightsabers at home, and Mandalorians had a religious exception that allowed them to retain their armor, although the guards did grumble about Jianno's crushgaunts. Then they moved between endless crowds of mostly somber and straight-laced academics of all races. The turbolifts were in constant use, but it didn't take them too long to get aboard. They were going straight to the top of the main tower; it was apparently considered quite a large case, as such things went. They got in. Aside from the four Force Users, only Jarroa, Jianno, and the three lawyers attended.
Jarroa's wife remained on Cathar to deal with matters there, despite her protestations. He also vaguely recalled being told long ago it was considered a sign of hostility for a Cathar tribal elder to arrive in a foreign land without his family around him. Meanwhile, Cadron seemed happy to send Jianno to the bureaucratic capital in his stead—although she vociferously threatened him to not mess up anything in her absence.
When they exited in the antechamber before the courtroom proper, Nerim's eyes were immediately drawn to a particular corner, where five Jedi sat in meditative position. Two, Nerim had never seen before, and he instantly could tell they were members of the Service Corps. Then on the opposite end was the Knight Haaka Mahn, as well as Master Jahl Vocta, the Anomid from the Council. Between the four others, a Human girl sat stiffly with her eyes closed.
Immediately, Nerim felt a surge of anger in Aesha. Tetha caught onto it, and then her eyes found the Human girl, and he felt the anger rise in her too. "Is that her?" She asked.
The girl's eyes opened, and locked onto Nerim's. He pointed and spoke calmly. "Yeah, that's uh..." He put his hand to his chin and thought for a moment. "Chey-Linn," he snapped his fingers.
Chey-Linn's eyes narrowed for a moment, and then closed again. He felt Haaka Mahn's presence reach out to her, bid her to stay placid. Suddenly, he realized something
wasn't missing from her. He looked down. A new lightsaber hilt hung at her belt. He saw her smirk, just slightly as he realization hit him.
"They took her off probation," he muttered to himself.
Arwain furrowed her brow. "What? But Fae said her status was contingent on the trial."
"The moment she died, they took her off probation."
Suddenly a third pillar of anger erupted beside him. All of the Jedi opened their eyes at that. There was something else in the air, too. A sort of sadistic glee, but Nerim couldn't pinpoint where it was coming from. And he felt a kind of...sorrow. That, he realized, was coming from himself.
Pappino leaned down and smiled pleasantly. "It's no surprise the Jedi took her side, we already knew they were showing up here in her defense. More fodder for the oral arguments."
Jethro straightened his clothes out. "Trust me, nothing good ever comes from mean mugging your opposition before walking in the doors."
Nerim nodded slowly. "Right. Let's just sit back and wait for the Justices to arrive," he said, collapsing into a soft round-backed chair with bright red leather cushions. It was comfortable, and felt cool to the touch, which pleased him after so many weeks of Cathar summer. He had trust in the law, and the Force, and most of all that the Jedi in front of him would not miss an opportunity to bungle this if they possibly could. So he relaxed, and as he did so, his compatriots did as well.
The wait was long and boring, and none of them felt very comfortable having a conversation in front of the eerily quiet Jedi. After a while, the apportioned time came, and they funneled into the courtroom. It was spacious and round, with a high ceiling and transparasteel walls that emphasized transparency and clarity in the legal system, so the architecture told him. The interior had alabaster furnishings, soft white benches and tables with low reflectivity surfaces to prevent glares from the open windows, and stark Republic red cushions to contrast. The Cathar group sat to the left, and the Jedi Order to the right. The judge's bench was tall and curved inwards, so that all twelve seats could look to the center.
In attendance were only five of the twelve Justices. But it was quite rare for more than three to show up in the first place, and almost unheard of for a majority. They were busy people, and the Galaxy produced
many cases. Jethro had already given him a short rundown on each of them.
To the far left, sitting three seats away from her closest fellow Justice, was Thagrit, a Neimoidian who was infamously obstructionist to the Republic's governance as a whole—rumored to have been bought out by the megacorporations, but seemed to spite the central government for fun just as often. Jethro theorized she was actually driven by ego, and said she was probably in the bag the moment she heard the Jedi Order were their opposition.
Next, sitting side by side, were a towering old Ithorian named Rouhh, and a cantankerous old Squib named Ickstalitoweatiuhwe (who, thankfully, graciously allowed people to refer to him as Justice Icks for shorthand). They were both wild cards without particular political affiliation, but almost always came to exact opposite conclusions on everything. Getting both of the old men on a panel of three was a common strategy, as they would usually cancel each other out, putting everything on the third Justice.
Two seats down from them sat Justice Widdimur, who to all the world looked like some sort of rabbit or lemur in both size and stature. She was a Kushiban, a small quadrupedal species which, like Saarkanians, changed their fur color in response to their emotions, although the colors they used were different, and their fur defaulted to a grayish white. She was a widely renowned figure, and according to Jethro, respected clean, concise, and unemotional argumentation.
Finally, two seats down from her, presided Chief Justice Scoralecta. She was a Frozian, a tall and gangly mammalian species with bizarre limbs that had an extra place of articulation each, leading to two elbows per arm, and two knees per leg. She had light brown fur and a stern expression, and uniquely her robe instead of pure black was cut by a bright blue azure sash around her waist, the same as the Supreme Chancellor, and signified that she was on par with that rank. Or at least theoretically, if the Chancellor had had any real power at all. Jethro had told them she would be the hardest sell, as a lifelong admirer of the Jedi Order.
Also attending were a number of assistants, stenographers, and what Nerim belatedly realized was a small media crew in the corner, with tiny remote camera droids ready to float for prime angles. He rolled his eyes. They were quiet, at least—in part because they were flanked on either side by one of the eight Republic Commandos who acted as bailiffs in the court, one of the few military units to survive the Ruusan Reformations, considered small enough to not break the ban on expeditionary forces. He noted their bright blue armor was of archaic Mandalorian design, albeit not made of beskar.
Nerim sat back and observed the room's inhabitants and the procession of events, with half-understanding of what was even going on as the Justices and lawyers spoke to one another, although in truth it didn't seem like much at all was happening. They were primarily just logging information, ensuring that they did in fact have access to everything submitted to discovery. He took the time to meditate, and an hour passed by without much of consequence.
Suddenly his eyes opened, and looked towards the Jedi Serviceman who was acting as the Order's lawyer. He was a Human, tall with straight black hair slicked back and piercing blue eyes. He stood before the Justices, tapped at his datapad, and pointed towards Nerim. "And we can confirm that the man I am pointing at is Mr. Nerim, form—"
Jethro leapt out of his seat. "Objection!"
"Excuse me?" The Chief Justice asked with a steely voice and cocked eyebrow.
Jethro waddled out from around the desk, which was considerably taller than him, towards the middle of the room where he could be seen easier. "As a Knight of Cathar, his proper honorific is
Sir. He is
Sir Nerim, and the other party will respect court decorum by referring to him as such."
The Jedi Serviceman looked down to Jethro Geiger with a disapproving expression. "Ah. Well, you see, we must object to that as well. It is a misleading title and will color the case."
Thagrit scoffed. "How so? Explain yourself, Mr. Ya-Ban," she demanded, her voice scratchy.
The Jedi Serviceman, apparently Ya-Ban, spoke to the Justices as a whole. "Nerim is an Exile from the Order, and exiled as a Padawan at that. He is not, nor was he ever a Jedi Knight. Seeing as this case deals with the nature of the Jedi and Sith, and confusion surrounding the strict definitions of these matters, and that the defendants' strategy is to confuse the matter further, and that the defendants maintain Nerim to be a sort of Jedi, and that Nerim himself is central to the events that occurred on Cathar which we are putting on trial, I believe that referring to him as a Knight will only confuse matters, and furthermore, we must remember that fraudulent claims of Knighthood are—"
Ya-Ban's exceptionally long sentence was interrupted by Jethro. "And now you presume to dictate to Cathar what military ranks they can assign?! The Jedi Order did not invent the term
knight, nor do they have exclusive rights to it!"
Thagrit shook her head sternly. "This is a farcical overreach, Mr. Ya-Ban."
"I'm inclined to agree," Widdimur spoke softly, with a high pitched tone and occasional squeaks. "We are quite capable of differentiating the Knighthoods."
Justice Rouhh hummed deeply and resonantly in thought. "We must consider that the Cathar Knighthood, if my memory serves me, descends directly from the Revanchist period of their history. It
is innately tied to the Jedi Knighthood, regardless of the intervening secular usage of the term. One could argue that by nature it is a fraudulent institution, but that matter is not before us today, and so I would suggest that we find a way to neither legitimize nor illegitimize it in our record."
"Okay. And when was the last time a Jedi ever used the honorific
'sir'?" Justice Icks raised his hands, speaking with a harsh tone. "Go back a few dozen centuries,
maybe you'll find one, but traditionally they're always referred to as
Master Jedi. The mere honorific
sir will never cause a good faith actor to interpret him as a member of the Jedi Order, and that's the matter before us, so that's what we should reason off of."
Scoralecta carefully looked over the other Justices, and then to the lawyers. "We'll let the objection stand. He will be entered into the record as Sir Nerim. Please refer to him as such for decorum, from now on."
"Of course, Your Honor," Ya-Ban nodded gracefully. Jethro turned to move back to the desk, winking, and Ya-Ban continued down his list. "And we can confirm that Miss Taranni—"
"Objection!" Jethro whipped around.
"Okay," Scoralecta sighed. "Let's hear it."
"It's a simple one," Jethro quickly deescalated, speaking calmly. "Her legal name is not Meetra Taranni anymore, nor is her proper honorific 'Miss'. Following her marriage and exit from the witness protection program, she is now Tetha Nerim. It's in her record."
The room went quiet as both the Justices and Jedi stared in shock. "
Marriage?" The Chief Justice's beady eyes narrowed further, the ridge of fur that went from her brow to the tip of her ears making her seem exaggeratedly stern.
"The two were wed recently."
"
How recently?"
"About three weeks ago, in a ceremony on Cathar."
Nerim sensed a small pang of panic from the Jedi Order's half of the room, and noticed Tetha grinning smugly. He followed her eyes to their destination, where he saw Chey-Linn staring at them, jaw dropped. That made him smile, too.
"That's—this is a sham!" The second Jedi Serviceman said from behind their desk.
"Excuse me," Pappino spoke for the first time, standing up to his full height—absolutely towering over even the judges on their elevated thrones. "When did Nerim and Tetha meet, exactly, and was it in fact an entire
Standard year before he ever stepped foot on Cathar? I'll answer, yes, it was. And were they romantically inclined from this early period? I doubt very much that the Jedi will argue against that, considering that was one of their reasons for exiling him. So how exactly is it unexpected for them to marry? Raising objection to this is ridiculous on its face—obstructionist, even!"
"And casting aspersions on their marriage is
highly offensive and against court decorum!" Jethro added.
Justice Rouhh's large dull green eyes scanned the holographic displays in front of him, and he nodded. "Their marriage is on record, as is her name change."
Justice Widdimur licked her paw and rubbed it against her cheek. "The timeline is airtight. No colorable argument can be made that the sole reason for this marriage is obstruction of justice. The matter is settled."
Ya-Ban sighed shortly through his nose. "Right. Then let's continue. We can confirm that Mrs. Nerim—"
"Objection!" Jethro had barely started climbing into his seat again.
Justice Icks placed a hand to his forehead. "Here we go..."
"She is
also a Knight of Cathar!"
"And what is the proper honorific for a female Knight of Cathar?" Widdimur asked with placid sincerity.
"It is
also Sir."
Thagrit cackled.
"You're pushing it, Mr. Geiger," the Chief Justice warned.
"We are
not having two Sir Nerims in the same case," Icks said wearily. "Can we make the standard exception to refer to them by their first names?"
Jethro Geiger threaded his chubby fingers together. "The husband Sir Nerim does not have a first name."
"You've gotta be fucking kidding."
"The Jedi Order did not deign to give him a first name when they...
requisitioned him from his parents moments after his birth."
All eyes turned to the Jedi Serviceman, who nervously swallowed.