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Thou art a waifu?!?

Discussion in 'General' started by Biigoh, Sep 27, 2017.

  1. Biigoh

    Biigoh Moderator

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  2. Anondylar

    Anondylar Lazy Turtle

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    100% lewdness confirmed!
     
  3. Dubious

    Dubious I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Bow before me, because I am a Kamidere for some fucking reason!
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  4. LancerisDead

    LancerisDead BURNBURNBURNBURNBURNBURN

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    LancerisDead as a Waifu
    Hairstyle: Short blue hair
    Eye Color: Gold
    Height: 161cm
    Cup Size: B
    Dere-type: Sadodere
    Special Features: Thigh-highs, Stockings, Lolita
    Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
    Talents: Teaching, Athleticism, Writing
    「 」
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-4ec5933cf63970416c4a5fadfb307b34d350f0d5

    ...What in the fuck is even a sadodere?

    Huh, it's surprisingly fitting.

    Who'd have thought?
     
  5. Anondylar

    Anondylar Lazy Turtle

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    Also, to diagnose how you would act as a waifu—

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    So apparently, I am an Ayanami-expy who, beneath all that charm and cuteness, actually only seeks to use their body to seduce men for her own benefit. And I'm not even that good in bed!

    EDIT: Link.
     
  6. Lon

    Lon Experienced.

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  7. ryuan

    ryuan The guy who can't write smut for shit

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    ryuan as a Waifu

    Hairstyle: Braided brown hair
    Eye Color: Brown
    Height: 151cm
    Cup Size: C
    Dere-type: Yandere
    Special Features: Hair Ribbons, Lolita, Thigh-highs
    Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
    Talents: Acting, Designing, Academics

    「 」
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-b9df305c068de461a352c7e1f3c144617f6c083a
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

    ryuan's Waifu Stats
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/734391-f4f1ea8dd9a1ab951dc39c1d6830e9b31e196007
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/734391

    So I'm a yandere huh? Let's see what happens if I use my real name...

    Well, I certainly wouldn't look at Waifu version of me, she's not really my type. Technically speaking, the ryuan waifu comes closer to my type, but you know, don't stick into crazy and all that shit.
     
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  8. LancerisDead

    LancerisDead BURNBURNBURNBURNBURNBURN

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  9. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    hmmm, how are you putting in the full chart?
     
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  10. Generic_Generica

    Generic_Generica Verified kōhai Moderator

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    Generic_Generica as a Waifu
    Hairstyle: Straight white hair
    Eye Color: Blue
    Height: 165cm
    Cup Size: B
    Dere-type: Himedere
    Special Features: Stockings, Glasses, Hair Ribbons
    Preferred Panties: White cotton
    Talents: Photography, Imagination, Music

    98% Lewd, 2% Pure

    This amuses me.
     
  11. Jiven

    Jiven Most Excellent Lurker

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    I am a white haired Loli!
     
  12. Dakkaface

    Dakkaface Magical Defender of Justice

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    Hair and eyes are cool. Kuudere is alright. Fashion is meh. Lewd level is probably right - might even be higher. Disappointed with my tits and height.
     
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  13. Speckled Burd

    Speckled Burd Onee-sama

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    Impossible levels of purity.

    Also legally a dwarf unless I'm like 14.
     
  14. Dakkaface

    Dakkaface Magical Defender of Justice

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    Giant boobs for a small frame, as well. I find it amusing that the most pure waifu is also the one that is talented at lying.
     
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  15. Speckled Burd

    Speckled Burd Onee-sama

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    It's what allows me to be a tease (which is what google tells me Sadodere is), I have to feign lewdness only to in turn get flustered by myself.
     
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  16. 1986ctcel

    1986ctcel Connoisseur.

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  17. beast_regards

    beast_regards The Ever-Ethereal Legal Loli

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    beast_regards as a Waifu
    Hairstyle: Braided blond hair
    Eye Color: Purple
    Height: 159cm
    Cup Size: D
    Dere-type: Kamidere
    Special Features: Stockings, Kemonomimi Hairband, F…
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

    Suprisingly, not a loli.
     
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  18. MHLord

    MHLord Why hello there.

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  19. Fenrisfir

    Fenrisfir Not too sore, are you?

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    Wow I do not know what to say after mine..
    Fenrisfir as a Waifu
    Hairstyle: Pony-tailed blue hair

    Eye Color: Purple
    Height: 167cm
    Cup Size: B
    Dere-type: Yandere
    Special Features: Thigh-highs, Hair Ribbons, Kemonomimi Hairband
    Preferred Panties: White cotton
    Talents: Joking, Gardening, Engineering
    「 」

    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-facd3169a7291384c5b74032edc41f7e33061ad6
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

    Fenrisfir's Waifu Stats
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/734391-b36c7160e9af3c6f7a86f5d4c8e7c35e6ae41db6
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/734391

    I am Not A Yandere and I don't really like Gardening........
     
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  20. daimahou

    daimahou Gentleman Tentacle(s)

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    You just like pruning the competition...
     
  21. Fenrisfir

    Fenrisfir Not too sore, are you?

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    Lol That one is good permission to sig it Please? :D
     
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  22. Grey

    Grey Know what you're doing yet?

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    Oh my, shortstack abd smart.
     
  23. daimahou

    daimahou Gentleman Tentacle(s)

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    Go ahead.
     
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  24. Heaven Canceler

    Heaven Canceler Behind You!

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    Heaven Canceler as a Waifu

    Hairstyle: Long blue hair
    Eye Color: Blue
    Height: 138cm
    Cup Size: D
    Dere-type: Dandere
    Special Features: Lolita, Glasses, Thigh-highs
    Preferred Panties: Fancy/Exotic
    Talents: Baking, Negotiation, Writing

    「 」
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-26cb3c2ac13dd20f47fa4717da02ccc1c73066f1
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207


    I have balance between pure and lewd??? And I am an oppai loli now.

    Also my true talent lies in using Moe to manipulate you.

    Heaven Canceler's Waifu Stats
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/734391-8d8dcb5b43b6f0a7e9b11ce5ae039ec830f45f2a
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/734391
     
  25. Carrnage

    Carrnage Well worn.

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    Carrnage as a Waifu

    Hairstyle: Straight green hair
    Eye Color: Gold
    Height: 166cm
    Cup Size: A
    Dere-type: Yandere
    Special Features: Thigh-highs, Hair Ribbons, Kemonomimi Hairband
    Preferred Panties: White cotton
    Talents: Gardening, Programming, Insulting/Roasting

    「 」
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-b04fcd29ace0b48f613db5cfbd9a535c43308390
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

    I am apparently 100% pure. Also yandere and good at insults.

    Mou, a Pure Maiden cannot compete with all the experienced women that want Senpai~. I suppose I should content myself with expanding my beautiful garden. It's a good thing I just leared how to make a great fertiliser out of wood ash and burnt animal waste.

    they should be grateful I will let them display their flowers and be tasted by senpai one last time
     
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  26. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy Verified Sanity

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    Overreactionguy as a Waifu

    Hairstyle: Twin-tailed green hair
    Eye Color: Blue
    Height: 155cm
    Cup Size: B
    Dere-type: Himedere
    Special Features: Glasses, Stockings, Frilly Clothes
    Preferred Panties: Fancy/Exotic
    Talents: Leading, Lying, Joking

    「 」
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-3819131303930ae12674fbea1446f7124b9f9907
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207


    Well, the purity is a lie and this is a lie about that lie and a lie about that lie which was a lie about that lie.

    Overreactionguy's Waifu Stats
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/734391-3260c3b547df8e3006a30043b02adde1fca9151c
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/734391
     
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  27. Nekraa

    Nekraa Nekraa Moderator

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    Nekraa as a Waifu
    Hairstyle: Short black hair
    Eye Color: Brown
    Height: 149cm
    Cup Size: B
    Dere-type: Tsundere
    Special Features: Stockings, Thigh-highs, Glasses
    Preferred Panties: White cotton
    Talents: Drawing, Photography, Communication
    Delicacy/Purity: 69%
    Lewdness: 31%
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-862f320dd01c4b3bd293d2ef761a7a1e94950c42
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

    Nekraa's Waifu Stats
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/734391-37ce449a2d670c3ff97e8d788c6f1fd126d3c214
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/734391

    A short tsundere, how surprising :V

    LoL Player Nekraa:
    Sekkir as a Waifu
    Hairstyle: Long white hair
    Eye Color: Silver
    Height: 168cm
    Cup Size: C
    Dere-type: Deredere
    Special Features: Lolita, Glasses, Stockings
    Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
    Talents: Academics, Acting, Leading
    Delicacy/Purity: 9%
    Lewdness: 91%
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-c1719e484eca92d767e0ceffc322afed37f27b78
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

    Sekkir's Waifu Stats
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/734391-6bae89df0cf083d25e031a4f1789620d8d317e3d
    https://en.shindanmaker.com/734391

    Too lewd! And deredere! My innocence is in danger unless the protag is of the denser kind >.<

    Edit: And of course the bedroom skills are seven point something -.-
     
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  28. Spooky

    Spooky Quetz is bae, yes! <3

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  29. GhostKaiju

    GhostKaiju is not a deviant; just the resident Xenophiliac

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    God fuckin' damn do I sound High-tier.
     
  30. KinKrow

    KinKrow GUN LOLI

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    How do I share the image like you guys?