Two Sentence Story (Horror, humor, tragedy, anything!)

[Hecatoncheires]

Considering that there's no other thread for this, I'd figured to start this one.

It's simple: we make a story, either horror, funny, anything that you feel like writing in two sentences, throw it here. Allow me to begin.

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I had a crush send me a gift of chocolate for Valentines Day. Whenever I eat it, it always has this metallic taste on my mouth, and I don't know why red food coloring comes out of the chocolate.

 

[humon]

It wasn't the first time she'd sent me something weird. On Christmas Day, I found in my mailbox a little cloth doll with a noose tied around its neck.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

I look around the place, so many dead bodies around. Oh well, no sense in wasting fresh meat.

 

[Lick Factor]

"Your wish for Jade Beauties finally got approved by the Celestial Bureaucracy. Shame they're all mercury drinkers."

 

[Renko]

"Great News! My sister is pregnant! She's gonna have a baby!"

"I'm going to be a Dad!"

 

[Ben Kerry]

He lived on, had a house by the cul-de-sac, a wife who was his high school sweetheart, and children who called him father. The war never left him

 

[Ben Kerry]

He hates it. He needs it.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Living home alone is quite fun with no distractions. Well, besides that faint giggle that occurs at the dead of night.