[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[Fallout5368]

Given that summer has just begun, I have a relevant writing prompt: What do you think that the ideal summer vacation is for teams RWBY and JNPR?

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Depends on how out there we can make it. I want to say either group will end up having a nice relaxing summer while the other ends up in an Indiana Jones-like adventure. Because of how Jaune-centric this thread is, I say let Team JNPR be the ones who go on the adventure. Maybe Pyrrha gets kidnapped by a bunch of Mistral cultists who want to revive an ancient Mummy Warlord, and she is the reincarnation of his wife?
Edit: To add to this, what if she was actually in love with Jaune's former life, who was the Warlord's top champion? Nora and Ren were also there as the Leg Breaker and Chief Spy.

 

[LordofBones]

Team JNPR accidentally become pirates, Jaune fights off horny mermaids, Nora tames a kraken, Pyrrha wrestles a sea goddess and wins, Ren somehow becomes the most dreaded pirate on the seven seas, and Team RWBY blow up a warehouse and some Atlesian mechs because of the White Fang.

Ruby: "...and that's why we're banned from the beach! What were you guys doing?"
Jaune, sitting on a huge treasure chest and feeding a parrot: "Arrrr, that be the question of the century!"

 

[Fallout5368]

Team JNPR accidentally become pirates, Jaune fights off horny mermaids, Nora tames a kraken, Pyrrha wrestles a sea goddess and wins, Ren somehow becomes the most dreaded pirate on the seven seas, and Team RWBY blow up a warehouse and some Atlesian mechs because of the White Fang.

Ruby: "...and that's why we're banned from the beach! What were you guys doing?"
Jaune, sitting on a huge treasure chest and feeding a parrot: "Arrrr, that be the question of the century!"

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Jaune: To be completely honest it started with us visiting one of my uncles, and then escalated beyond that and just kept escalating. Also, Ren and Nora are banned from ever entering Atlsian waters for the next three hundred years, Pyrrha has a new Cult dedicated to her-
Pyrrha, speaking up with a tranquil smile of Doom: I slapped a Bitch.
Jaune: Yes, you did, Pyrrha, and I may be the new king of an ancient kingdom under the waves. That or I'm now King of all the Oceans on Remnant? The ceremony wasn't very clear, and everything was confusing after Nora tamed Timmy.
Ruby: Timmy?
Nora in Vale's Port atop Timmy the Kraken: I am the Queen of the Krakens! Bow before me and bring me Pancakes!

 

[cavalal386]

Jaune: To be completely honest it started with us visiting one of my uncles, and then escalated beyond that and just kept escalating. Also, Ren and Nora are banned from ever entering Atlsian waters for the next three hundred years, Pyrrha has a new Cult dedicated to her-
Pyrrha, speaking up with a tranquil smile of Doom: I slapped a Bitch.
Jaune: Yes, you did, Pyrrha, and I may be the new king of an ancient kingdom under the waves. That or I'm now King of all the Oceans on Remnant? The ceremony wasn't very clear, and everything was confusing after Nora tamed Timmy.
Ruby: Timmy?
Nora in Vale's Port atop Timmy the Kraken: I am the Queen of the Krakens! Bow before me and bring me Pancakes!

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it's always jaune's uncle, and it's getting a bit stale.
less mix it up a bit and make it a cousin of Pyrrha instead.